The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12

February 2nd, 2012 // 366 Comments

Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels her altar to Satan and Brooke Shields fassbends around the Big Apple.

Ice-T wants you to know he built today’s Final Five with his own two hands,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt
    it had to be said
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    And now we know where the stolen hams went.

  2. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
    it had to be said
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    I feel like if she took her shades off she’d realize she wasn’t wearing pants.

  3. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    it had to be said
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    So, the Union Jack collection will consist of . . . Union Jacks? I don’t see how that could get old.

  4. Cock Dr

    I read somewhere recently that the Russians are apparently looking to the USA to renew their prime Holstein breeding bloodlines.
    Could we send this specimen to them? Just for fun?

  5. Brooke Shields
    it had to be said
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    Mom’s in New York? Wha???

  6. Ashley Greene Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Tina Fey is looking sexxxxyyyyy.

  7. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Jill_Ess
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    Who is this person and why does her hideous face continue to show up on this blog?

  8. Rose McGowan
    it had to be said
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    No, I’m sorry, the sign says not to pick up hitchhikers outside the asylum . . .

  9. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    So, that guy in the background has his while hand/wrist in his pants I see. Now there are two of us.

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt
    jake
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    forgot to put on my butt lifting panties today…damn

  11. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    She looks like a drawing from the rejected Dr. Suess book “Horton Hears a Famewhore.”

  12. Betty Retzlaff

    Dye job and drooping ass cheek…all in one week..To bad all of us doen’t have BIG problems like that..

  13. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    EricLr
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    Please tell me these are the *mothers* of the actresses.

  14. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d do the short one. And by do I mean hit in the face with a brick.

  15. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
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    Is there some way that science could allow her now self to make out with her old self? And then let me watch?

  16. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    Good lord! I would do that raw dog.

  17. Brooke Shields
    EricLr
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    Quick, run before she sees you! Once she lays into you, you’ll never be able to get away until she has told you the whole story of all her pregnancies. YOU COULD BE TRAPPED FOR DAYS MAN!!!

  18. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    Janice
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    More like “Lilly-HAMMERED” on the right. If that’s not a drunkface, I don’t know what is.

  19. Kim Kardashian Butt
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    I’d hate to be her dry cleaner – half of that dress is stuck in her ass crack.

  20. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    LJ
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    It was her birthday and was followed by a pillowfight:

    http://egotastic.com/photos/jordan-carver-and-destiny-danger-birthday-pillow-fight/

  21. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    anon
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    What happened to Chloe Sevigny? I mean, she was never some great beauty, but she looks completely… I don’t know a good word, “homely” recently. She looks like the awkward girl in 8th grade who had more testosterone than the others, so she’s big and lanky with big facial features.

  22. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    “Off to another adventure! Driver! Quick, take me to The Cock and Balls!”

  23. Rose McGowan
    EricLr
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    Sure, I’ll sign your autograph right after you turn into a producer who can get me work.

  24. Ashley Tisdale Legs Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Having the body of an 11 year-old doesn’t go as far with ol’ Jerry in jail.

  25. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    N
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    There couldn’t be anymore fug in this picture.

  26. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
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    One of these is almost exposing their vagina. The other is Katie Price.

  27. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
    EricLr
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    Does Kristen Stewart *live* in a period piece?

  28. Gilmore Girl

    You’d think someone worth $65 million could invest in a racer back bra to go with that outfit. Tacky!

  29. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
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    Yea, but does she wear Union Jacks?

  30. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    vandinz
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    It’s actually the Union Flag. It’s only a Jack if it’s on a ship.

  31. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
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    “Stand back, Natasha. I’ve got this one.”

  32. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    EricLr
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    You know, for someone who’s 128 years old, Coco Channel has held up moderately well.

  33. Brooke Shields
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This woman was very hot at one time. No seriously. Really. Alright, don’t believe me.

  34. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    In puppetry 101 you learn to shove your hand up the ass of the wooden puppet for best results. As you can see here, this is an example of how not to do it.

  35. Ashley Tisdale Legs Short Shorts
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    I wonder how many pairs of those surgical gloves her assistant goes through in a night.

  36. Rose McGowan
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Plastic surgeon’s office or the abortion clinic?

  37. Kim Kardashian Butt
    journalschism
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    Kim Kardashian soon to sued by the letter “W.”

  38. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Heinous

  39. Brooke Shields
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    “No, seriously, Demi. Where did you get the Whip-Its?”

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt
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    She was probably wondering why people kept shouting “Hey Asshole.”

  41. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    The hood makes staring at penis so less obvious.

  42. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    “Thirsty, boob? You look thirsty.”

  43. Kim Kardashian Butt
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    I’ve seen grandma’s with less spread

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt
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    Drug mule… I mean donkey…

  45. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    EricLr
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    So, can I get a lap dance or what?

  46. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
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    So now this guy knows where his panties went.

  47. Ashley Greene Cleavage
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    “The answer is tits.”

  48. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    I every single woman in hollywood going after Tebow?

  49. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces…

  50. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
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    Boner killing powers UNITE!

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