The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.19.15

It’s your last The Crap We Missed of the week since I’ll be absent again tomorrow, so I wanted to make it up to you guys with something really special. No, I didn’t find Prince Charles pointing at Peter Dinklage cupping Hilary Duff’s asscheeks while standing on Chris Brown’s corpse. That’s our Holy Grail and I’d kindly ask you to stop reminding me of my failure to find it. I did, however, unearth this gem of a vintage Bruce Jenner photo, which is a still or promotional pic from The Love Boat where he’s on his knees, dick-to-dick with some dude, all taking place in front of a flexing Hulk Hogan. I’m not going to say I got emotional when I saw it, but the police are here saying my neighbors have called repeatedly about “someone weeping over what has to be a dead child.” I should probably go handle that.

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