Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*
Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!
- Photo Boy
*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company
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From the back: just another dude on the beach.
A dude I would do dirty, dirty things to. All day long. In the armpit.
“Thassa bear.”
perfect
Barley recognized with without his cadre of bastard children and abused nannies.
at least she’s got a bra on…I’ve had enough of seeing her granny nipples to last me through the end of this sentence.
That’s a lot of make-up, buddy.
“I’m sorry AnnaLynne, but not knowing who Khloe’s father is does not mean there’s an opening on the show”
Yeah wow, plastic surgery does wonders. This is what she looked like before the boob job. Note: topless in pic #3.
http://www.livincool.com/uncategorized/behati-prinsloo-x-elle-french
WTF? Was there a funeral?
You can’t plasticise plastic Doctor Dieter! Are you mad?
Admit it dudes…this is all you’d do, all day long.
I’ll admit I’d do that sexy armpit. On that same token, it probably goes without saying that I’ve never been very good with women either.
“Please, no more questions. Mr Reeves has gone into a deep trance, focusing on Hot Pockets or Skittles or something and can’t be disturbed.”
Keanu looks like he took the blue pill this time.
So is that the one book she sold?
“No, I am not Phil Collins.”
Sorry, Stinky. Stepped on your line. Mybad.
You’re no son! You’re no son of mine!
500,000 Austrians turned out to see Brigitte Nielsen promoting her book “I Used To Be Somebody”.
Please buy MY upcoming book about Brigitte Nielsen …”One life is one too many!”
Didn’t recognize her without the electrical tape… and the horrid shrieking that passes for her signing.
But I’m sure the dead raccoon eyes helped clue you back in.
1st impressions: the name is crazy and the body is insane.
Im not too impressed with it actually
Deacon Jones, I agree. Don’t get me wrong, she obviously works very very hard to look this good, but this kind of body never impresses me. One of the only female celebrity bodies that wows me is Kim Kardasian. As much as I dislike her reality TV stuff, she has an amazing body.
That is such a typical fat chick thing to say. You aren’t impressed by this type of body bc it’s unattainable to you and other typical whiny couch potato ass chicks in this country. It’s ridiculous how you would premise your comparison of a body like this which obviously took a lot more than lipo and Botox to attain. And it goes beyond health. It’s ironic how a nation of seemingly “nutritionally retarded” people will praise a healthy toned gym body (implants or not) with a fat (yes she is fat her body with her short height puts her as overweight stop being blinded by photoshop), multiple-time operated, NOT toned lazy plastic surgery body. It wows you because chicks like this make you feel bad about yourself and chicks like Kim have soft, squishy “normal” bodies that don’t require work just a credit card, a surgeon and a lack of physical activity. Your taste is your taste, but let’s not pretend like we all don’t know why,
@david: Wow, stop the ranting. Seems like someone hit a nerve there. It must be hard to write all this whilst sitting on the couch Al Bundy-style, so cudos to you, my sad, wheight-challenged (i.e. FAT) friend.
@David – I’m white, so I’m not sure where that black comment even comes from. Anyway, I did praise her body, I said she probably works hard for it. But that doesn’t mean it appeals to me. Different people have different tastes. Real or not, Kim has boobs, a butt and hips, which I find attractive on a girl (whether or not I have them). So that’s why her body appeals to me. I’m not sure why bitching at girls on the internet about who they find attractive appeals to you. but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Oh stop Jim Carrey! What will the pair of you get up to next.
The “Dirty Sanchez”
I wonder if she bent that in Beckham?
“Yeah, I may look like a scrawny, homeless twink, but I am taller than ALL of you so I win. Sayonara! “
Hahaha “twink”
I want her to put me in a headlock and make me fuck her.
Ditto
I’ve never seen her so excited.
Heh.
Frankensteins Teenage Daughter
While she does look much better here, she still hates herself and everyone around her.
Yep, the face of the ‘Britons grate’ campaign, right there
“I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”
Willam Defoe doesn’t need all that make-up.
Amber Heard, a poor womans Scarlett Johansson.
That’s exactly what I thought !
A cottage cheese assed-less Scarjo, you mean.
I’m pretty sure anyone who isn’t insane would pick Amber Heard over Scarlett Johansson.
One is a young, hot lesbian without cottage-cheese ass who has gotten naked on screen, the other is Scarlett Johansson.
Not really a difficult choice.
I disagree. I’d fuck her and I’m a straight girl and don’t know how. I think I could figure it out though.
Amber Heard…never that smug Jo-whatever bitch.
His hair isn’t receding, it’s seceding.
its like tebowing.
its called kim kardashianing.
Sharon Flintstone?
Its the face she makes just before spouting “I got the part!”
He’s slated to play Snake Eyes in the next GI Joe movie.
“No, Shakira was attacked by a sea lion…not me. I was getting a manicure at the time.”
This is the scene where Frodo slips on the ring and gets stabbed by the ringwraiths, right?
Poor guy in the back…he’s out to scout for a 70′s sitcom and can’t find one single person to fill the part.
“Stop! In the name of love…”
Birds stopped layin, cats are hidin, it’s gonna be big.
She is a Fucking Hose Beast. Yuck.
This is how I’m going in to work tomorrow. And that should be the end of casual Friday.
“Yup, that makes 13 blonde white girls this week. I’m on a roll.”
The worst punishment a Brit can get is to be exiled to France.
of which Madrid must be the capital.
I thought his penis was tipped in gold?
“And when i sneezed, the booger came out and it was this long! It just dangled there! I just didn’t know what to do!”
Mesa Jar Jar!
this dance move is called the French Lavatory Squat.
“You may have heard about my Socks Appeal”
Worst game of Hole In the Wall ever.