The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.16.12

February 16th, 2012 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*

Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!

- Photo Boy

*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    catapostrophe
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    From the back: just another dude on the beach.

  2. Antonio Banderas
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    “Thassa bear.”

  3. Jude Law
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    Barley recognized with without his cadre of bastard children and abused nannies.

  4. Sharon Stone Pale Sunglasses
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    at least she’s got a bra on…I’ve had enough of seeing her granny nipples to last me through the end of this sentence.

  5. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    Cover your dead
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    That’s a lot of make-up, buddy.

  6. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
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    “I’m sorry AnnaLynne, but not knowing who Khloe’s father is does not mean there’s an opening on the show”

  7. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    booboo
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    Yeah wow, plastic surgery does wonders. This is what she looked like before the boob job. Note: topless in pic #3.

    http://www.livincool.com/uncategorized/behati-prinsloo-x-elle-french

  8. Taylor Momsen
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    WTF? Was there a funeral?

  9. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You can’t plasticise plastic Doctor Dieter! Are you mad?

  10. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
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    Admit it dudes…this is all you’d do, all day long.

  11. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Bonky
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    “Please, no more questions. Mr Reeves has gone into a deep trance, focusing on Hot Pockets or Skittles or something and can’t be disturbed.”

  12. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
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    Keanu looks like he took the blue pill this time.

  13. Brigitte Nielsen
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    So is that the one book she sold?

  14. Jude Law
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    “No, I am not Phil Collins.”

  15. Brigitte Nielsen
    Bonky
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    500,000 Austrians turned out to see Brigitte Nielsen promoting her book “I Used To Be Somebody”.

  16. Brigitte Nielsen
    MarkM
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    Please buy MY upcoming book about Brigitte Nielsen …”One life is one too many!”

  17. Taylor Momsen
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    Didn’t recognize her without the electrical tape… and the horrid shrieking that passes for her signing.

  18. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    Cock Dr
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    1st impressions: the name is crazy and the body is insane.

    • Deacon Jones

      Im not too impressed with it actually

      • Mandy

        Deacon Jones, I agree. Don’t get me wrong, she obviously works very very hard to look this good, but this kind of body never impresses me. One of the only female celebrity bodies that wows me is Kim Kardasian. As much as I dislike her reality TV stuff, she has an amazing body.

      • David

        That is such a typical fat chick thing to say. You aren’t impressed by this type of body bc it’s unattainable to you and other typical whiny couch potato ass chicks in this country. It’s ridiculous how you would premise your comparison of a body like this which obviously took a lot more than lipo and Botox to attain. And it goes beyond health. It’s ironic how a nation of seemingly “nutritionally retarded” people will praise a healthy toned gym body (implants or not) with a fat (yes she is fat her body with her short height puts her as overweight stop being blinded by photoshop), multiple-time operated, NOT toned lazy plastic surgery body. It wows you because chicks like this make you feel bad about yourself and chicks like Kim have soft, squishy “normal” bodies that don’t require work just a credit card, a surgeon and a lack of physical activity. Your taste is your taste, but let’s not pretend like we all don’t know why,

      • Kikidee

        @david: Wow, stop the ranting. Seems like someone hit a nerve there. It must be hard to write all this whilst sitting on the couch Al Bundy-style, so cudos to you, my sad, wheight-challenged (i.e. FAT) friend.

      • Mandy

        @David – I’m white, so I’m not sure where that black comment even comes from. Anyway, I did praise her body, I said she probably works hard for it. But that doesn’t mean it appeals to me. Different people have different tastes. Real or not, Kim has boobs, a butt and hips, which I find attractive on a girl (whether or not I have them). So that’s why her body appeals to me. I’m not sure why bitching at girls on the internet about who they find attractive appeals to you. but hey, whatever floats your boat.

  19. Brigitte Nielsen
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Oh stop Jim Carrey! What will the pair of you get up to next.

  20. Ricky Martin Moustache
    sheldon
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    The “Dirty Sanchez”

  21. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
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    I wonder if she bent that in Beckham?

  22. Jude Law
    Bonky
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    “Yeah, I may look like a scrawny, homeless twink, but I am taller than ALL of you so I win. Sayonara! “

  23. Coco
    Bonky
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    I want her to put me in a headlock and make me fuck her.

  24. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    Bonky
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    I’ve never seen her so excited.

  25. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Bonky
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    Frankensteins Teenage Daughter

  26. Taylor Momsen
    Bonky
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    While she does look much better here, she still hates herself and everyone around her.

  27. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Yep, the face of the ‘Britons grate’ campaign, right there

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage
    Clown Shoes
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    “I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Crash
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    Willam Defoe doesn’t need all that make-up.

  30. Amber Heard
    Bonky
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    Amber Heard, a poor womans Scarlett Johansson.

  31. Jude Law
    Clown Shoes
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    His hair isn’t receding, it’s seceding.

  32. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    pretty vacant
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    its like tebowing.
    its called kim kardashianing.

  33. Sharon Stone Pale Sunglasses
    Clown Shoes
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    Sharon Flintstone?

  34. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Clown Shoes
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    Its the face she makes just before spouting “I got the part!”

  35. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
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    He’s slated to play Snake Eyes in the next GI Joe movie.

  36. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
    The Brown Streak
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    “No, Shakira was attacked by a sea lion…not me. I was getting a manicure at the time.”

  37. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    This is the scene where Frodo slips on the ring and gets stabbed by the ringwraiths, right?

  38. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    The Brown Streak
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    Poor guy in the back…he’s out to scout for a 70′s sitcom and can’t find one single person to fill the part.

  39. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    The Brown Streak
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    “Stop! In the name of love…”

  40. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Birds stopped layin, cats are hidin, it’s gonna be big.

  41. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    keepinitrealgoeswrong
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    She is a Fucking Hose Beast. Yuck.

  42. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This is how I’m going in to work tomorrow. And that should be the end of casual Friday.

  43. Amber Heard
    The Brown Streak
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    “Yup, that makes 13 blonde white girls this week. I’m on a roll.”

  44. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    The Brown Streak
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    The worst punishment a Brit can get is to be exiled to France.

  45. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
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    I thought his penis was tipped in gold?

  46. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    The Brown Streak
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    “And when i sneezed, the booger came out and it was this long! It just dangled there! I just didn’t know what to do!”

  47. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    The Brown Streak
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    Mesa Jar Jar!

  48. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
    The Brown Streak
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    this dance move is called the French Lavatory Squat.

  49. Jude Law
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “You may have heard about my Socks Appeal”

  50. Antonio Banderas
    The Brown Streak
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    Worst game of Hole In the Wall ever.

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