The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.16.12

February 16th, 2012 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*

Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!

- Photo Boy

*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
    Willie Dixon
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    Proving that wardrobe malfunctions can also occur when covering things up.

  2. Jude Law
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    “Konichiwa, bitches. Did I get that right? The ‘bitches’ part, I mean.”

  3. Jude Law
    Cock Dr
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    I can hear Sienna Miller laughing.

  4. Antonio Banderas
    Willie Dixon
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    So much for wearing all blue to avoid the photographers.

  5. Amber Heard
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    *sigh* I live in New York City. Why don’t I ever come across any of these people on the street? Okay…I did pass Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn on the sidewalk a couple of weeks ago, but it’s not the same thing.

  6. Ricky Martin Moustache
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    Wild Bill Hick”cock”…

  7. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Lita
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    She’s showing us how she got into acting.

  8. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
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    That is one spooky-looking chick!

  9. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    Cock Dr
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    A little death around the eyes must be worth it for the baby weight loss.

  10. Ricky Martin Moustache
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    I don’t understand. What movie is casting for someone to play “Young Billy Bob Thornton”?

  11. Kate Upton Cleavage
    skunk
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    i wanna be Up in her

  12. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
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    I don’t know what Britain’s Great Campaign is, but it looks a helluva lot like drunken charades.

  13. Coco
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    Quit posting this worthless bitch unless you have a really good story to tell.

  14. Sharon Stone Pale Sunglasses
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    At least she covered up that midsection.

  15. Jude Law
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    “…so the waiter says, ‘I said flied lice, you plick!’ Hahahahaha…”

  16. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    OMG. That raisin looks like Jesus!

  17. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
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    Fucker needs to have his tonsils removed…

  18. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
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    Is that so he knows where his hands end?

  19. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
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    I thought RuPaul would look older.

  20. Coco
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    “Ice is OK, but some of his friends really do smell funky!”

  21. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
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    Ahhhh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found yoooooooou!

  22. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    Peter Griffin
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    I would so hit that.

  23. Sharon Stone Pale Sunglasses
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    Notice Sharon is dressed entirely in black as she mourns the deaths of her beauty and her career.

  24. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    dooood
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    not pictured, worlds biggest ball of pubes

  25. Kate Upton Cleavage
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    Why did they photoshop Peter Dinklage out of the photo? Racism?

  26. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
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    That’s one ugly dude. Having extra fingers on her right hand doesn’t help either.

    • Nono

      WTF why does she have an extra finger?

    • spartacus

      The finger on the extreeme right of the ‘hand’ is actually the thumb from her left hand on the other side of her body. I struggle to feel comfortable using the term ‘hand’ with regards to this photo.

  27. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    JC
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    Who turned the Partridge Family bus into a dress?

  28. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
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    For some reason my mind went to giant seal noises…

  29. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
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    Here Belen demonstrates the traditional Urinating Regalia of the Music Festival…

  30. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    Schmidtler
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    Yabba Dabba Doo baby!

  31. Jude Law
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    “No, I’m not ‘Phil Corrins’, assholes!”

  32. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s not nice the way the other painters made fun of Mondrian

  33. Taylor Momsen
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    Get her out of that dress before she smothers.

  34. Kate Upton Cleavage
    Bane
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    Is she leaning on something invisible?

  35. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    JC
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    “Yes, even I like to gently cup them sometimes.”

  36. Taylor Momsen
    Cock Dr
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    Was much more interesting when semi nude and humping chubby fangrrls onstage.

  37. Brigitte Nielsen
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    After Flavor Flave, she just lost her taste for black microphones.

  38. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Bane
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    That’s the same face Keanu makes in all his movies. Acting! Brilliant! Thank you!

  39. Antonio Banderas
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    “When I find these things in my nose I always look for a clean spot on the wall where I can stick it.”

  40. Antonio Banderas
    dooood
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    “when i wear blue i am like a hot latin wind!”

  41. Ricky Martin Moustache
    Bane
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    “But Senor! You are not manscaped!”

  42. Jude Law
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    Jude, the tsunami was a year ago…you can roll the pants down

  43. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
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    She’s also hopping on one foot. I think she might be trying to marry Eddie Murphy.

  44. Brigitte Nielsen
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    “How did I get my first acting job? Let me show you.”

  45. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
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    “Vanessa, would you mind sharing some of that white chocolate?”

  46. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    dooood
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    usually you have to give birth before you can start another pregnancy

  47. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
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    What’s the big deal? It’s not like she’s modelling crotchless underwear. Dammit!

  48. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
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    “…I said I’D LIKE ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC!!!”

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    catapostrophe
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    Adorable!

  50. Ricky Martin Moustache
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    “Soul patch? I call this my taint buffer”

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