Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*
Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!
- Photo Boy
*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company
Click Here To Start the Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Proving that wardrobe malfunctions can also occur when covering things up.
“Konichiwa, bitches. Did I get that right? The ‘bitches’ part, I mean.”
I can hear Sienna Miller laughing.
So much for wearing all blue to avoid the photographers.
*sigh* I live in New York City. Why don’t I ever come across any of these people on the street? Okay…I did pass Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn on the sidewalk a couple of weeks ago, but it’s not the same thing.
I saw Randy Quaid on the street in Vancouver once. He was holding a sign that said “will ramble about conspiracies for money”
I saw Sinead O Connor yesterday. Thank God she didn’t see me.
Were you behind her?
Tell the truth. You did run right home and spank it. I thought so.
Wild Bill Hick”cock”…
She’s showing us how she got into acting.
and how she still keeps a job
She has a job?
Yeah, as in Blow
Ohhhh…I thought you meant a real job where she had to work or something. Blow job is good, too.
That is one spooky-looking chick!
A little death around the eyes must be worth it for the baby weight loss.
I don’t understand. What movie is casting for someone to play “Young Billy Bob Thornton”?
i wanna be Up in her
I don’t know what Britain’s Great Campaign is, but it looks a helluva lot like drunken charades.
Quit posting this worthless bitch unless you have a really good story to tell.
This is a story about a quack who’s gone to the dogs…
Oh, in that case, please continue.
+1
At least she covered up that midsection.
At last, a brassiere!
I’m never unseeing that. It’s in every picture of her, now.
“…so the waiter says, ‘I said flied lice, you plick!’ Hahahahaha…”
OMG. That raisin looks like Jesus!
Fucker needs to have his tonsils removed…
Is that so he knows where his hands end?
I thought RuPaul would look older.
“Ice is OK, but some of his friends really do smell funky!”
Ahhhh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found yoooooooou!
I would so hit that.
Notice Sharon is dressed entirely in black as she mourns the deaths of her beauty and her career.
Holy crap, I thought the grieving period ended after a few years. She hasn’t been relevant since Basic Instinct.
No fair, she almost had an Oscar for Casino. After THAT, she wasn’t relevant.
very true Deryn, she was pretty awesome in Casino
not pictured, worlds biggest ball of pubes
Why did they photoshop Peter Dinklage out of the photo? Racism?
Is “Little People” a race?
Dwarves are a race. You never played D&D?
I thought we weren’t suppose to use that ter…… Aw fuck it. Yeah they are dwarves. They are now big players in World of Warcraft
Little people race??? Is this on the “Ocho?” Count me in!!!
nerds
That’s one ugly dude. Having extra fingers on her right hand doesn’t help either.
WTF why does she have an extra finger?
The finger on the extreeme right of the ‘hand’ is actually the thumb from her left hand on the other side of her body. I struggle to feel comfortable using the term ‘hand’ with regards to this photo.
Who turned the Partridge Family bus into a dress?
Nice :)
For some reason my mind went to giant seal noises…
Yabba Dabba Doo baby!
Here Belen demonstrates the traditional Urinating Regalia of the Music Festival…
“No, I’m not ‘Phil Corrins’, assholes!”
It’s not nice the way the other painters made fun of Mondrian
Get her out of that dress before she smothers.
Is she leaning on something invisible?
“Yes, even I like to gently cup them sometimes.”
Was much more interesting when semi nude and humping chubby fangrrls onstage.
After Flavor Flave, she just lost her taste for black microphones.
That’s the same face Keanu makes in all his movies. Acting! Brilliant! Thank you!
No, Thank YOU, Master Thespian.
“When I find these things in my nose I always look for a clean spot on the wall where I can stick it.”
“when i wear blue i am like a hot latin wind!”
“But Senor! You are not manscaped!”
Jude, the tsunami was a year ago…you can roll the pants down
See you on Saturday. McFeely.
She’s also hopping on one foot. I think she might be trying to marry Eddie Murphy.
Or Paul McCartney.
Lol
“How did I get my first acting job? Let me show you.”
“Vanessa, would you mind sharing some of that white chocolate?”
usually you have to give birth before you can start another pregnancy
What’s the big deal? It’s not like she’s modelling crotchless underwear. Dammit!
“…I said I’D LIKE ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC!!!”
Adorable!
“Soul patch? I call this my taint buffer”