Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*
Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!
- Photo Boy
*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company
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Would I get a lot of flak if I said she looks better in a dress like this than in a bikini? Shows off her assets (face, boobs) and hides the thick and chubby midsection and weird hips/butt.
yes
She’s got blonde hair and big jugs, other than that, I don’t get all of the hype. Her midsection is odd and she has no muscle tone.
I agree with you, BonerJamz, she does have an odd shape. Her shape is not the oddest shape I’ve seen, but it’s up there, right next to Brooklyn Decker’s.
You won’t get any flack from me. I think she looks better this way. Her face is much cuter than I thought it was.
Nope because you are correct. She looks smoking here.
However, she is a little “chunky”.
Not from me. Sure, if she was a regular girl that a regular guy brought home, she’d be a 11 and he’d be the fucking man. But by Hollywood standards, she’s still pretty hot, but a touch overrated, I’d say an 8. Those hips/midsection are fine now, keep in mind she’s what, 18 or 19? It’s not going to be as cute and pretty in 5-10.
that’s what ive been saying
She has a weird bodyshape that doesn’t always photograph well. But if you watch her in video’s, she’s very thin.
Don’t care. Would do.
motorboating works just fine with ‘odd shapes’
Holy crap her boobs her ass are sticking out Thank God!
What?
maybe boo is bp?
Wow!
Kanye’s been there and done that.
oh for fucks sake please no. you lie. YOU LIE!
I feel like this alternate universe Lohan, where she is not a junkie.
+1 LiLo has made such a cock-up of her life, this could have been her, LiLo looks like she could be her mum.
I don’t know that I believe Brillo Head as a new super hero, but if Seal keeps hanging with him, it might work.
I’m pretty sure Brillo Head’s a villain, not a superhero. And I think he was on “The Tick.”
The only thing on her in this picture that’s real is “some” of the skin around her elbow. Maybe.
What a complete disaster.
It’s what happens when you don’t have any appreciable talent.
Maybe, but I don’t have any appreciable talent and my clothes don’t look like I mugged Joseph and took his Dreamcoat.
“Maybe, but I don’t have any appreciable talent and my clothes don’t look like I mugged Joseph and took his Dreamcoat”
- HAHAHA! Well said!
Jesus, Dieter, quit trying to Force choke people. It doesn’t work, OK?
I always expect to see douche and crazy side by side.
Cardboard and pasty side-by-side…
Billy Idol and Rosanne Rosanadana perform at a mall in Austria.
+1
holy shit yes hahaha
nice old SNL reference.
Still not liking penis, huh? I’ll ask again next week.
Uh, Jude, you know how the Japanese take their shoes off a lot? Socks, mate, socks.
All that coat fabric and not enough for socks…
Caught his pube mound in his zipper, I see.
I wonder what it would take to get her and ScarJo in a lesbian scene.
Pretty sure the standard to get any two chicks to go at it is two drinks, so I’d start there.
Really? Damn. I bought all those guns for nothing…
That’s it? I was born in the wrong era.
That’s two drinks apiece so, you know, no top shelf stuff.
Context: most women would look like circus clowns in this picture. Coco actually looks pretty conservative.
That about sums this woman up. Too much, of everything.
Weird
What, no request to see the shoes?
Not on this one.
:(
Nathan Lane plus Nutrisystem = winner!
Put the cocaine right in here . . .
A professional is always honing her craft.
“Give me the medallion Dr. Jones or the girl will die.”
Apparently big bird is finger lickin’ good.
You’re pretty much garbage when Chris Brown wont even consider punching you in the face.
Did he see a bald beav?
Sing “Sweet Dreams are made of this!”
Okay, I don’t usually call out your grammatical mistakes because I have better things to do and say, but “Fish and I’s”? Tell me you didn’t just write that.
I too hate correcting grammar on the Internet but this one can’t pass. I’ll mention it again; “Fish and I’s”? WTF, seriously?!
Damn, you know if the two of us are agreeing on something, we’ve got to be right. I feel like Fletch and I are in that commercial where Newt Gingrich and Nancy Pelosi are sitting side by side on a couch agreeing on climate change.
Since neither of you managed to produce the proper alternative phrasing, here’s a quick google search return http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/4226/is-my-wife-and-is-correct-or-should-it-be-my-wifes-and-my that not only shows that the original phrasing is correct, but you both may be asshats who don’t know what you’re talking about.
Wow, someone with a website supports it, so it must be right.
Look, these guys write for a living, so it shouldn’t be up to us to point out the obvious correct alternative: “Fish’s and my.” Or an even better alternative: “Sans Vagina™ is the name of the production company Fish and I have newly formed.” One of the basic guidelines to grammar is, Even if it is technically correct, if it’s unwieldy, try to reorganize the sentence so it flows better.
Hes name photoboy not penboy.
It is used in a prepositional phrase therefore this asshat doesn’t think your rebuttal is correct.
…ifI send you my my doctoral thesis, on neuroscience prospectives in nautical symmetry, can you correct it, send it back to me, and pretend to be Mindy, of Mork+Mindy fame?
THANK YOU TomFrank! “Fish and I’s”?!? Let’s all just give Photoboy the benefit of the doubt and assume that English was his 3rd or 4th language.
And to CalienteCubana — Do you routinely say ‘this is I’s new company’ instead of ‘this is my new company’? Cause if you do, I suggest you go play in traffic immediately.
THANK YOU TomFrank and Fletch! “Fish and I’s”?!? Let’s all just give Photoboy the benefit of the doubt and assume that English was his 3rd or 4th language.
And to CalienteCubana — Do you routinely say ‘this is I’s new company’ instead of ‘this is my new company’? Cause if you do, I suggest you go play in traffic immediately.
You know what they call that facial hair right? Prison Pussy
She’s having a Dinklage fantasy.
“There, that’s where I want you to put my wife… Don’t let her near me”
as long as we are going with an 80s theme….
Max Headroom looks much better with the sunglasses on.
I bet Dieter has a burn from an amulet that reveals the location of the Lost Ark on his other hand.
She actually looks pretty good here. Not quite as plastic as normal.
Yeah, she’s a couple of cup sizes away from looking like a normal human being.
High water rising, rising everyday.
Good thing she wouldn’t think of nursing her baby or that baby would be efffffffed up right now.
Holy shit, she’s almost toned down to regular goth levels.
Don’t fear though, Goth Clown shall return next week on a cloud of sorrow and misunderstanding.
“See, my nose still has some cartilage. That just won’t do.”
“Here Jude is displaying an awesome triple plunging neckline that says ‘who needs a scarf when you can have chest hair?’ Rowr, Mr. Law!”
And this is where she touched me… it was horreeeble.
A little over-dressed for this occasion.
Weatherman in training.
Uvula extraction is all the rage fro today’s British celebs.
“hrrrrrrnnngg?”
Earth to Keanu….do you copy?
He looks completely jet lagged/hungover.
Just once can the ladies get something to look at, Fish? Please! Not Van Damme either!
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This is for the ladies…the lesbian ladies…
And Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t count, either.
Don’t they model women’s underwear and bikinis? In a women’s store?
God dammit woman, come on. This is one of the few places on the internet I can goto to write a comment about how I hate Kim K while I bust a nut looking at picutres of Ahley Tisdale. Don’t ruin that for me.
Don’t ruin the picutres. Picutres are engandered.
The Situation’s ass in mine
I bet her walk sounds like a pirate ship at sea.
“Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-monkey!”
And his name is Dieter! Screeeeee!
Unt now we dance!!! Sprockets!
She actually looks cute here. Go figure. Oh wait, she just looks drunk. Of course, I’m attracted to her.
Mustache Rides!
I bet she’s drawing the soul of the sound guy for a midday snack.