The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.16.12

February 16th, 2012 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*

Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!

- Photo Boy

*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Upton Cleavage
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Would I get a lot of flak if I said she looks better in a dress like this than in a bikini? Shows off her assets (face, boobs) and hides the thick and chubby midsection and weird hips/butt.

  2. Coco
    Boo
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    Holy crap her boobs her ass are sticking out Thank God!

  3. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow!

  4. Kate Upton Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kanye’s been there and done that.

  5. Kate Upton Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like this alternate universe Lohan, where she is not a junkie.

    • spartacus

      +1 LiLo has made such a cock-up of her life, this could have been her, LiLo looks like she could be her mum.

  6. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know that I believe Brillo Head as a new super hero, but if Seal keeps hanging with him, it might work.

  7. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing on her in this picture that’s real is “some” of the skin around her elbow. Maybe.

  8. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    What a complete disaster.

    • It’s what happens when you don’t have any appreciable talent.

      • it had to be said

        Maybe, but I don’t have any appreciable talent and my clothes don’t look like I mugged Joseph and took his Dreamcoat.

      • FDrBn

        “Maybe, but I don’t have any appreciable talent and my clothes don’t look like I mugged Joseph and took his Dreamcoat”
        - HAHAHA! Well said!

  9. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    it had to be said
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    Jesus, Dieter, quit trying to Force choke people. It doesn’t work, OK?

  10. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I always expect to see douche and crazy side by side.

  11. Brigitte Nielsen
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Idol and Rosanne Rosanadana perform at a mall in Austria.

  12. Amber Heard
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Still not liking penis, huh? I’ll ask again next week.

  13. Jude Law
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, Jude, you know how the Japanese take their shoes off a lot? Socks, mate, socks.

  14. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Caught his pube mound in his zipper, I see.

  15. Amber Heard
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what it would take to get her and ScarJo in a lesbian scene.

  16. Coco
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Context: most women would look like circus clowns in this picture. Coco actually looks pretty conservative.

  17. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Weird

  18. Ricky Martin Moustache
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nathan Lane plus Nutrisystem = winner!

  19. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Put the cocaine right in here . . .

  20. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    A professional is always honing her craft.

  21. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Sean Connery
    Commented on this photo:

    “Give me the medallion Dr. Jones or the girl will die.”

  22. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently big bird is finger lickin’ good.

  23. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    Oen
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re pretty much garbage when Chris Brown wont even consider punching you in the face.

  24. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he see a bald beav?

  25. Brigitte Nielsen
    Sean Connery
    Commented on this photo:

    Sing “Sweet Dreams are made of this!”

  26. Okay, I don’t usually call out your grammatical mistakes because I have better things to do and say, but “Fish and I’s”? Tell me you didn’t just write that.

    • I too hate correcting grammar on the Internet but this one can’t pass. I’ll mention it again; “Fish and I’s”? WTF, seriously?!

      • Damn, you know if the two of us are agreeing on something, we’ve got to be right. I feel like Fletch and I are in that commercial where Newt Gingrich and Nancy Pelosi are sitting side by side on a couch agreeing on climate change.

    • CalienteCubana

      Since neither of you managed to produce the proper alternative phrasing, here’s a quick google search return http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/4226/is-my-wife-and-is-correct-or-should-it-be-my-wifes-and-my that not only shows that the original phrasing is correct, but you both may be asshats who don’t know what you’re talking about.

      • Wow, someone with a website supports it, so it must be right.

        Look, these guys write for a living, so it shouldn’t be up to us to point out the obvious correct alternative: “Fish’s and my.” Or an even better alternative: “Sans Vagina™ is the name of the production company Fish and I have newly formed.” One of the basic guidelines to grammar is, Even if it is technically correct, if it’s unwieldy, try to reorganize the sentence so it flows better.

      • Joaquin ingles

        Hes name photoboy not penboy.

      • It is used in a prepositional phrase therefore this asshat doesn’t think your rebuttal is correct.

    • pornstar

      …ifI send you my my doctoral thesis, on neuroscience prospectives in nautical symmetry, can you correct it, send it back to me, and pretend to be Mindy, of Mork+Mindy fame?

      • cheese mitts

        THANK YOU TomFrank! “Fish and I’s”?!? Let’s all just give Photoboy the benefit of the doubt and assume that English was his 3rd or 4th language.

        And to CalienteCubana — Do you routinely say ‘this is I’s new company’ instead of ‘this is my new company’? Cause if you do, I suggest you go play in traffic immediately.

      • cheese mitts

        THANK YOU TomFrank and Fletch! “Fish and I’s”?!? Let’s all just give Photoboy the benefit of the doubt and assume that English was his 3rd or 4th language.

        And to CalienteCubana — Do you routinely say ‘this is I’s new company’ instead of ‘this is my new company’? Cause if you do, I suggest you go play in traffic immediately.

  27. Ricky Martin Moustache
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what they call that facial hair right? Prison Pussy

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s having a Dinklage fantasy.

  29. Antonio Banderas
    Commented on this photo:

    “There, that’s where I want you to put my wife… Don’t let her near me”

  30. Brigitte Nielsen
    Rooster
    Commented on this photo:

    as long as we are going with an 80s theme….

    Max Headroom looks much better with the sunglasses on.

  31. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet Dieter has a burn from an amulet that reveals the location of the Lost Ark on his other hand.

  32. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks pretty good here. Not quite as plastic as normal.

  33. Jude Law
    Teledildonics
    Commented on this photo:

    High water rising, rising everyday.

  34. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Good thing she wouldn’t think of nursing her baby or that baby would be efffffffed up right now.

  35. Taylor Momsen
    Adam
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, she’s almost toned down to regular goth levels.

    Don’t fear though, Goth Clown shall return next week on a cloud of sorrow and misunderstanding.

  36. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    Commented on this photo:

    “See, my nose still has some cartilage. That just won’t do.”

  37. Jude Law
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Here Jude is displaying an awesome triple plunging neckline that says ‘who needs a scarf when you can have chest hair?’ Rowr, Mr. Law!”

  38. Antonio Banderas
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is where she touched me… it was horreeeble.

  39. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    A little over-dressed for this occasion.

  40. Antonio Banderas
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Weatherman in training.

  41. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    Uvula extraction is all the rage fro today’s British celebs.

  42. Coco
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    “hrrrrrrnnngg?”

  43. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Earth to Keanu….do you copy?

  44. Behati Prinsloo Bikini Victorias Secret
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Just once can the ladies get something to look at, Fish? Please! Not Van Damme either!

  45. Ricky Martin Moustache
    Jaycee
    Commented on this photo:

    The Situation’s ass in mine

  46. Sharon Stone Pale Sunglasses
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet her walk sounds like a pirate ship at sea.

  47. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-monkey!”

    And his name is Dieter! Screeeeee!

  48. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks cute here. Go figure. Oh wait, she just looks drunk. Of course, I’m attracted to her.

  49. Ricky Martin Moustache
    Employee
    Commented on this photo:

    Mustache Rides!

  50. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she’s drawing the soul of the sound guy for a midday snack.

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