The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.13.14

February 13th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn how to say Buy Oats Cheap! in graffiti, as well as the kind of rash your face gets from Sean Penn, and how to casually take a dick selfie from Jeremy Jackson. You’ll see it. I’d have something else snarky to say but it all shot out of my sweat glands during the past hour and a half of shoveling.

Seriously Florida, why do you have to be such a methy bitch?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    nobody's second cousin
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    He’s starting to look like a scary old man. And Keith Richards.

  2. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
    nobody's second cousin
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    Also rockin’ the scary old man look. But not Keith Richards.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    The dumpster in the background is fitting…

  4. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    “C’mon, girl, smush those puppies in here tighter…there ya go!”

  5. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
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    “All this time I thought you were Chewish. Get it? Chinese… Jewish…Chewish?”

    I think I’ll board the plane now…

  6. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Whatever flaws she may or may not have, I don’t give a rat’s ass because I think she’s gorgeous and I’d be all over her like puke in a taxi.

  7. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
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    God he’s ugly.

  8. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
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    “Has anybody seen my knife?”

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
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    There was a time when I would have still thought about fucking her. But now I’m afraid that “Kanye West” is just the common name of an obscure venereal disease.

  10. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    coljack
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    People wondered how Amber Heard could go from being attracted to women to being engaged to Johnny Depp…until Johnny started looking more and more like Diane Keaton.

  11. Michael Douglas Turtleneck Sunglasses Blazer Michael Kors Show Fashion Week
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    He obviously has a carry permit.

  12. Taylor Swift Bra See Through Shirt
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    She is so damned self-centered she didn’t even go bra-less just to give us old guys a thrill…???

  13. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    That is fucking amazing…you can’t even see her lips move.

  14. Selena Gomez Nipple No Bra
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    Beautiful profile, Selena. Now pull that strap down so we can see your titty.

  15. Rita Ora Nipples No Bra Crocodile Dundee Hat
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    I wonder what lucky TSA agent got to pat her down…

  16. Rita Ora Nipples No Bra Crocodile Dundee Hat
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    She legally had her name changed to her stage name, “Ora.” It was shortened from her Native American name, “Oral.”

  17. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    mikeJ
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    i wish you could see more of her armpit

  18. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Huge Pregnant Belly
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    “Now you tell me that I need to have a seashell to hear the ocean…???”

  19. Sophie Monk Legs Minidress Sydney Art Gallery
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    What a coincidence — I’m getting a boner and so is the horse.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Bubble Coat
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    “I know I live around here somewhere.”

  21. Phoebe Price Cleavage Legs Romper
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    So many sexy parts, so little sex appeal.

  22. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    I don’t know what you other people have been drinking, but I think she’s pretty. And fer fuck sake, look at those legs!

  23. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    Here she looks like her rude, thoughtless little pig dad.

  24. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
    Margaret
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    looking good for a psycho

  25. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    Margaret
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    who is that the wax figure of?

  26. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
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    So, literally anyone can get into fashion week?

  27. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
    Little Tongue
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    If this guy and Rumor Willis had a baby, the poor kid would end up with a diving board for a chin. Guess it could serve some purpose, though, such as a launching platform for a space mission.

  28. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    thecrazybetty
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    they both looked possessed by satan.

  29. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    gigi
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    holy crap — it’s like Bizarro Superman! what’s going on??

  30. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
    gigi
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    well, at least she’s less puffy….. :\ poor Sinead…

  31. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
    The Most Interesting Black Man In The World
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    Used to be one of those cute, pixie Jan Wiedlin type from the Go-Go’s. But she spent waaay too much time eschewing societal norms about beauty and femininity. It was intriguing and a bit of a turn on when she was young and hot. Annoying now that she’s old and hit the wall. Hard.

  32. Rita Ora Nipples No Bra Crocodile Dundee Hat
    The Most Interesting Black Man In The World
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    Blackest looking white chick in the business today. She’s actually Yugoslavia or something like that. Loves black men though.

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