The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.13.14

February 13th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn how to say Buy Oats Cheap! in graffiti, as well as the kind of rash your face gets from Sean Penn, and how to casually take a dick selfie from Jeremy Jackson. You’ll see it. I’d have something else snarky to say but it all shot out of my sweat glands during the past hour and a half of shoveling.

Seriously Florida, why do you have to be such a methy bitch?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
    Nutlicker
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    “Oh my god,you Malcom in middle!”
    “No,I’m not.”
    ”Yesh,you aww.”

  2. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
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    Regis Philbin just had a coronary

  3. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
    Free_Speech
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    It ain’t easy, bein’ cheesy!

    -Chester Cheeta

  4. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
    Free_Speech
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    Kelly: “I think you left your steroids in my black jumper”

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Bubble Coat
    Bill Shoemaker
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    She’s dangerously close to throwing that right shoe.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    She’s really not a pretty girl when clothed. Not ugly, but definitely closer to average when stripped of her parental fame.

  7. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    his tongue looks like he rubbed the black off a dick

  8. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
    Bob
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    The new comedy/tragedy masks: Dealt It and Smelt It.

  9. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
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    “That was a lovely dinner. As you know the royal family has undergone some harsh financial times and I would like to pay for our dinner by having my servants and bodyguards wash the dishes.

  10. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    Vegansux
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    Well played, Dakota Fanning’s pituitary gland, well played.

  11. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    He thinks they’re about to see ‘The Lego Movie’.

  12. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    I NEED A WOMAN!!

  13. Selena Gomez Nipple No Bra
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    “What’s that vodka?…You want to be inside me?”

  14. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    Pedobear
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    Too old. >.>

  15. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    word up
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    “Look at dem tig ol’ bitties”

  16. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
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    Hairstyles brought to you by: The Lollipop Guild and Flock of Seagulls

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
    tlmck
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    That boner explains why she is with Kanye.

  18. Sophie Monk Legs Minidress Sydney Art Gallery
    tlmck
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    “Pardon me Camilla, do you have the time?”

  19. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
    fred
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    “Nah, baby. I need the big one for my cock.”

  20. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    fred
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    What a tool. Everyone knows that you wear your watch on your left wrist.

  21. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    fred
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    When did she ‘develop’ into such a ‘well-rounded’ actor with such a work ethic like a suicide ‘bomber’ . . . screw it. Nice tits.

  22. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    fred
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    “No, no everybody. You misunderstand. I’m not looking at her tits. I’m hiding my adam’s apple. Turns out Bruce Jenner was on to something.”

  23. Rita Ora Nipples No Bra Crocodile Dundee Hat
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    Oh look, its Hop A Long Shitty Music!

  24. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    fred
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    “No, no. You misunderstand everybody. I wasn’t looking at her tits. I’m was hiding my adam’s apple. Yeah, it turns out Bruce Jenner was on to something.”

  25. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
    fred
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    Jude Law staring in the off-broadway production of Sling Blade: The Musical (February 12, 2014).

    -fixed it.

  26. Michael Douglas Turtleneck Sunglasses Blazer Michael Kors Show Fashion Week
    fred
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    Who’s ready to paint some nature scenes on public access?

  27. Candice Swanepoel Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    Arguably the most beautiful woman in the world. Sorry, J-Lo.

  28. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    “Mel Gibson!!! If I’d known you were coming I’d have baked a kike.”

  29. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
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    “Honey, you better notify a doctor. Your ding-a-ling has been hard for almost 4 hours.”

    “Fuck notifying a doctor. I’m going to notify the media!”

  30. Charlize Theron Butt Yoga Pants Red Facial Splotches
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    Hmmmm…whisker burn maybe?

  31. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
    Johnny Barbells
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    …ah, now i see what happened …this is why half the country is under 2 feet of snow.

  32. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
    Johnny Barbells
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    …now, if any of you Coco-hatin’ white boys wanna jump up & down and lose your minds over kelly’s booty, i won’t argue with you.

  33. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    Johnny Barbells
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    …max headroom’s ancestor.

  34. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    Johnny Barbells
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    …she’s no abigail breslin.

  35. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
    malaka
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    if you have bad eyesight and you kinda close your eyes a bit,
    she actually looks ok.

  36. Taylor Swift Bra See Through Shirt
    malaka
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    remember how they finally get to hyman roth at
    the end of godfather II ?

  37. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
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    Damian, the demon-child, looking straight through your soul as you hastily attempt to click the next picture.

  38. Charlize Theron Butt Yoga Pants Red Facial Splotches
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    First Scarlett, then Charlize. Sean Pennis must be like meth, destroys you but you can’t get enough.

  39. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    “I was an ol’ dyke but then I realized my career could only survive with ol’ dick”

  40. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
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    She didn’t have those tits five months back (look up her pics at Paris Fashion Week in October) so definite implants. She’s dating a 30+ guy, probably trying to keep him interested.

  41. Selena Gomez Nipple No Bra
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    Judging by her cheeks, B-bare does jizz maple syrup

  42. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Huge Pregnant Belly
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    You actually need long hair to pull off that move, Elsa

  43. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    Red & Blue? Nominated for Supergirl!

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Bubble Coat
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    wtf is going on with her jeans?

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Bubble Coat
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    How is it with all those clothes on I can still see her veiny hideousness?

  46. Candice Swanepoel Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts
    cc
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    I love her

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
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    So they killed 15 cows to get enough leather to cover one cow’s ass.

  48. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    “Daddy? Tell me again how your face burned off after looking into the Ark of the Covenant?”

  49. Phoebe Price Cleavage Legs Romper
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    There’s no place like homely.

  50. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
    El Cacas
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    Dindn’t Kato wore a mask and a hat ?

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