The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.13.14

February 13th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn how to say Buy Oats Cheap! in graffiti, as well as the kind of rash your face gets from Sean Penn, and how to casually take a dick selfie from Jeremy Jackson. You’ll see it. I’d have something else snarky to say but it all shot out of my sweat glands during the past hour and a half of shoveling.

Seriously Florida, why do you have to be such a methy bitch?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    journalschism
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    The Doctor has found his TARTASS.

  2. Candice Swanepoel Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts
    Sam
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    Her’s is the superior booty. An ideal in which nature rarely surpasses in a world of hot women. A superbutt, if you will. Anyone else picturing it with a cape?

  3. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    ‘I chew gangrened balls’ is an anagram of her name. Just saying.

  4. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    Sings to himself: “Everything I do, I do it for these boobs.”

  5. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
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    I had to Google this clown and, Holy Shit, folks. That’s the kid from Baywatch.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Jackson

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Bubble Coat
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    I’d tag it, too. The wall, I mean.

  7. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Huge Pregnant Belly
    journalschism
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    Thor is determined to ruin that body. Put the hammer down and think of the rest of us.

  8. Sophie Monk Legs Minidress Sydney Art Gallery
    journalschism
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    “It’s ok, ma’am. The horse thought you were Kate Gosselin.”

  9. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
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    Take it easy folks, he’s half neanderthal.

  10. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
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    Jose Canseco is looking good these days.

  11. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
    charlesatlas
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    She always looks so warm and friendly. I am stunned she isnt surrounded by admirers.

  12. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
    charlesatlas
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    I think I could take him out….from behind…if I had a chair.

  13. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    She whips out her sweater puppies you silently play pocket pool and screw subtlety. THAT’S the CHICAGO way!

  14. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
    Slappy Magoo
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    Jah Army.

    Because even the KISS Army wouldn’t take her.

  15. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
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    …I’m not even going to touch that fly over there. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll say “Why that nice Mrs. Law wouldn’t even hurt a fly…”

  16. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
    Slappy Magoo
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    Wearing a Batman T to a fashion show? What a rebel. What’s next, Sucking a cock on your wedding night?

    Sorry, wrong use of punctuation. What’s next: Sucking a cock on your wedding night.

  17. Taylor Swift Bra See Through Shirt
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    Short hair, eh? What’s next? Less than 10 pounds of makeup?

  18. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    Hollywood Mel is cool with the Jews

  19. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
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    She grew up…She filled out.

  20. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    My eyes are up here…but yeah, that’s my talent

  21. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
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    wow, they just hike The Illegal Wildlife Trade conference right out on the open? shame on you Jackie.

  22. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
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    She should have gone with the name Emily A

  23. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    Unbathed pirate > etiolated John Waters?

  24. Taylor Swift Bra See Through Shirt
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    I can’t believe they let her fly with that deadly weapon.

  25. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    Ken
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    Is having a weird, angular, super-white face a requirement for being named “Jackson”?

  26. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She’s not the normal super-skinny Hollywood type, bue she still wears it well. I’d hit it.

  27. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
    Ken
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    “I can see my reflection in my shoe.”

  28. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
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    Who?

  29. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
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    It’s called a push up bra you dumb asses.

    • Well there has to be something there for the bra to push.

      • Push up bras can have significant padding. Looking at the outline of her right breast (on your left), I’d say she’s wearing a push up. I’m guessing that if she got implants recently her breasts wouldn’t “mound” like that. She’s probably got nice firm B’s, but IMO that top probably looks better filled out like that. Oh, and she has a lovely face.

  30. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
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    Nice trach patch

  31. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
    Vlad
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    Thank you Father, that was a lovely sermon.

    I’m not your father!

  32. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    I’m Batman!

    That’s nice Joe, please be quiet.

    I’m Batman!

    Okay, Joe, you’re embarrassing me.

    I’m Batman!

  33. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    Mooby
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    Time for a visit to South Dakota

  34. Selena Gomez Nipple No Bra
    Fancy Face
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    It’s like “Silence of the Moooooo”

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
    Fancy Face
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    It’s like “Silence of the Moooooo”

  36. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    I am Mel Gibsahn and I have been to Jamaica mahn.

  37. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
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    Not shown, next picture. Boy face down in the sand.

  38. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
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    Chubby cheeks. Damn.

  39. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    “Damn, I just lost my gum down there..”

  40. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Well now, hello there!

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
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    So many cute little cows lost there lives in the making of this picture. *sniff* Moo.

  42. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    “Helo! I am Retardo Montobaun! Care to sit on my lap pretty ladee?”

  43. Rita Ora Nipples No Bra Crocodile Dundee Hat
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    “Don’t worry about the London Fog, I turned my lights on!”

  44. Sophie Monk Legs Minidress Sydney Art Gallery
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    “Oh my.. I bet she has a big dick!”

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Shit honey.. I know I left my ass around here somewhere..”

  46. Phoebe Price Cleavage Legs Romper
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    I think she should go back in and stay another month.. or 20.

  47. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    Hurry! Run! Your Dad is coming!

  48. Jude Law Crazy Eyes Ruth Wilson Box Club
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    Imagine that, peeking through your curtains.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
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    Look at the Tranny with the woody….

  50. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
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    I’m normally great at these ‘Magic Eye’ things, but this one just doesn’t seem to be working.

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