The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.13.14

February 13th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn how to say Buy Oats Cheap! in graffiti, as well as the kind of rash your face gets from Sean Penn, and how to casually take a dick selfie from Jeremy Jackson. You’ll see it. I’d have something else snarky to say but it all shot out of my sweat glands during the past hour and a half of shoveling.

Seriously Florida, why do you have to be such a methy bitch?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

superficial

  1. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
    coljack
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    “A little help here, honey? I want to be at my best for The Superficial. And by ‘best’ I mean rock hard.”

  2. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
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    Mmmm. She looks good. When did she get tits?

  3. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
    Randal
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    she is so ugly!!! They call that a model?

  4. Phoebe Price Cleavage Legs Romper
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    Why would anyone take a picture of this hideous idiot? This hidiout. I just invented that !

    patent pending

  5. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    coljack
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    I didn’t know you could get jaw implants.

  6. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Huge Pregnant Belly
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    RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIINED!!!

  7. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
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    So basically you’ll put anyone with a big ass in tight pants up here? *grabs camera, goes to Walmart*

  8. Christine Baumgartner Kevin Costner Checking Out Cleavage 3 Days To Kill Premiere
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    Staring at the cleavage and playing with your pud through your pocket? The man is a pro.

  9. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    They had a fashion show in some back alley ?

  10. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
    Blair H
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    fat slob, needs the gym ASAP

  11. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
    cmonreally
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    Who? Are we just throwing women with huge asses into the crap we missed because we’re bored of looking at Kim’s huge ass?

  12. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
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    The brown is difficult indeed.

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    Are you sure that’s Alessandra Ambrosio? I don’t recognize her in…clothes.

  14. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    Nice smile. Obviously the pap didn’t look Jewish.

  15. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I’m feeling a bit peckish.

  16. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
    kafak
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    There’s something that is just off-putting about her face.

    Oh right, it’s not her ass.

  17. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
    Deacon Jones
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    red ink tatoos?

  18. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
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    My chest is about the same size. As one of his shoulders.

  19. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
    Little Tongue
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    Counterfeit Louboutins: Check!
    Counterfeit Valencia bag: Check!
    Counterfeit Kim K’s ass: Check!
    Counterfeit Selena Gomez’s face: Check!

    I think it’s safe to say that we can now send her back to China.

  20. Taylor Swift Bra See Through Shirt
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    When did she get implants?

  21. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
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    Are we done trying to make those paps think you love me yet, Mom? I’m getting a stomach ache…

  22. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    Good lord. That name.

  23. Selena Gomez Nipple No Bra
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    Ok, I would.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Bubble Coat
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    “What the hell am I doing in Australia with Sophie Monk??”

  25. Rita Ora Nipples No Bra Crocodile Dundee Hat
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    Damn you, Pharell! Oooh nipples.

  26. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Is she pregnant again?

  27. Sophie Monk Legs Minidress Sydney Art Gallery
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    party girls are fun

  28. Candice Swanepoel Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    “God, I’m spectacular.”

  29. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    yeah, looks hot!

  30. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    The building behind her is the famous New York Public Library on 42nd Street. This photograph marks the closest she has ever been to a library.

  31. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
    sprub
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    That’s not her… she’s “smiling”!

  32. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt Marchesa Fashion Show
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    She looks great. She always looks like she’s down to fuck.

  33. Charlize Theron Butt Yoga Pants Red Facial Splotches
    sprub
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    Sean is gonna be pissed! She’s giving money to a capitalist tool designed to limit the poor’s access to parking spaces.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
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    She’s a female version of Buffalo Bill – she’s dealing with years of systematic abuse by skinning cows to make a cow suit in hopes of transforming into a more desirable state.
    She’s going to need a bigger cow.

  35. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    Ah, so THAT’S what she did with her Twilight money.

  36. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    Ready to sling that dick!

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
    CK
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    Would it be so hard to wear a fucking loose, flowing dress?

  38. Dakota Fanning Cleavage Rodarte Fashion Show
    Urbanspaceman
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    Girls her age shouldn’t get breast implants no matter how strenuously their mother permits it.

    • yupp

      She is 18. If she were to get implants, her parents’ opinions, would be irrelevent. And I don’t think the adverb “strenously” really works w/ a passive verb like “permit.”

  39. Emily B Huge Shelf Ass Tight Pants
    CK
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    In case you couldn’t tell if the pattern was thatch, tartan or houndstooth by looking at her calves…

  40. Sinead OConnor Red Writing On Cheeks Military Jacket
    ben dover
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    well we know its not from her sucking Mandinka

  41. Prince William Shaking Jackie Chans Hand Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference Reception
    Minky Wail
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    “Kate says to tell you “Thanks again’ for that powdered rhino horn.”

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  43. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
    Minky Wail
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    “Honey you look enough like Zachary Quinto already, you don’t need to sit there with your mouth open.”

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Skirt
    ben dover
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    From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

  45. Joe Jonas Batman Tshirt Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler The Blonds Fashion Show
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    I am confident enough in my sexuality to admit that his beard is very pretty.

    • Damn pretty IMO ‘smear’. A+ bod and great legs too!
      The look on her face says ‘WHEN, oh Lord,,,is hanging out with this loser going to pay off?’.

  46. Jeremy Jackson Leka Show Fashion Week
    Pickle Nose
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    Jeremy sat and thought wistfully of the nights that Charvet and Chockachi would take him out the clubs and “show him the ropes”. Those were the days….

  47. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
    ben dover
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    looks like that guy from ass monkey garage

    • PediPope

      You mean the partner of the guy that irons his beard.
      I watched them sell a rusty shit 1965 rambler for $30k.
      No no, Reality shows are rigged and scripted at all….

  48. January Jones Almost Dropping Son Xander Off Lap While Swinging
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    Okay, when we get to the top, let go!

  49. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Short Shorts
    JohnnyP
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    Kelly smartly checks her beach wear before dressing again, as David forgets the all-important maxim: “Always check for hermit crabs. Those bastards’ll make their home anywhere… even in yer ass!”

  50. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
    crb
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    Well to be fair, many non-Gentiles are vehemently anti-Gentile.

    Even The Talmud tells them to be so.

    And wasn’t the theft of Palestine from all the natives a type of holocaust of its own? 60% of the native populace chucked out of their homes and businesses into refugee camps by the 40% who got the papers signed by Truman?

    • malaka

      sure, that’s a perfectly legitimate reason to hate millions of people who had absolutely nothing to do with whatever version of history you are talking about.
      lets give credence to the kind of backwards prejudice logic that helps to propagate genocide.

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