The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.12.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m typing the words “Anthony Weiner Sandwich,” because I found a pic of him seated between two women and mentally I’m twelve years old. There’s also Madonna, who apparently defines love as “receiving cunnilingus from a homosexual dancer,” Luke Perry, who still has friends nice enough to buy him a sandwich, and Lauren Holly because have I referenced the 90’s enough in this post yet? *puts on Blind Melon shirt, picks up devil sticks*

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