The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.14.11

When your dress isn’t longer than your Spanx… you might be a redneck. No, wait.

Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Ralphie! The Rock touching himself, Rumer Willis’ rectangle face, Michael Douglas looking so lost and confused that I actually feel remorse and Hayden Panettiere demonstrating how much she loves giant penis. (Spoiler Alert: “SO MUCH!”)

Don’t shoot your eye out,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN