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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge.
Nobody says, “When I grow up, I want to have sex with Michael Lohan,”
- The Superficial
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Sonny with a chance of snatch.
Is that Rebecca Black’s sister?
Every time I see her I can’t help but remember that Hef has been there.
It’s time for the Kentucky Derby already?
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, what’s with the looooooooooong face?
Who?
Thank God she’ll never do this again.
She’s singing about how heartbroken she is that the Jonas brother dumped her just for not having a penis.
The paparazzi really should just leave Jennifer Aniston alone.
y’all are assholes. She looks fkn amazing, and is one of the nicest, most humble people you could ever meet.