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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge.
Nobody says, “When I grow up, I want to have sex with Michael Lohan,”
- The Superficial
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Golden Palace and a dank scary cave…this really illustrates the dichotomy that Occupy Wall Street is talking about.
Probably too cerebral for this crowd.
ME NO UNDERSTAND DICHOTOMYS TALK BOOBS MORE
Does anyone wonder why Ferris Bueller switched teams?
whats the today show with jay leno?
I’m willing to wager that Matthew Broderick’s scrotum has fewer wrinkles than this.
It should now… I saw him jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge on my way home.
“If you just focus on the titties and don’t look at the rest of me, do you think we could have sex?”
Seriously man, that’s her life story. Even those douchebag tools on Jersey Shore wouldn’t even touch her.
I thought this was Adele
yep, me too.
“That bitch behind me has a bigger cup. I fucked Michael Lohan, dammit!”
Maybe the second revelation caused the face.
Items use to conceal her massive Bruce Willis chin: one animal pelt, one 80′s shoulder pad, several blond hair extensions, one bare ass to divert attention
who?????
You got it all wrong. You gotta leave on finger extended at all times in case someone drops candy. Naturally, she’s selected the longest finger at her disposal.
Face is bananas, but those legs…
a-mok a-mok a-mok!! yikes….
Damn..Jen lookin sexy
don’t tell me she’s trying to do capoeira…. ugh…
She can do the chupacabra.
All I can contemplate from this photo: Small feet, big booty.
That poor whore.
i could puke
“You’ll never catch me, Potter!”
*faaaaaarrrrrtttttttt*
I feel bad for Khloe. She got all the bad genes, yet she’s the only one that seems to have a soul in the Kuntrashian family.
@Bahah, I agree. Yes, it’s easy to make fun of this beast…but she seems like the only decent Kardashian. Lets focus on that bitch mother and that empty piece of shit Kim!
Those two are Satan’s mistresses.
Soul my ass, she is nothing but a gold digging piece of shit. She went around dating pro athlete after pro athlete until she found one stupid enough to marry her fat ass after only a few months. I guarantee that sea cow has been desperately trying to get pregnant since day one, but the only one that can get pregnant seems to be the one married to the deadbeat.
She’s both a gold digger & a feeler. The rest of them are just indifferent gold diggers. That both sets her apart, yet makes her one of them at the same time.
I’ve never heard of her dating anyone (just looking at her you can tell why). But at least she seems a BIT more grounded than the rest – I’m not saying she’s an innocent saint among the rest of the Kartrashians, she just comes off more realistic than the rest.
What I said to Dorian Gray (I messed up the replies lol)
Whatever happened to Hollywood class.
The “class” that Hollywood used to have was really just a thin, shiny veneer. Behind that was a lot of drug use, alcoholism, sex, violence, twisted behaviour, major cover-ups, abuse – you know, all that crap that you see now.
lol..+1
I’m glad she got her bod in shape, she’s actually a beautiful girl!
Did….Did they build it in her uterus?
“Fucking look at me, you’re dead.”
I…Don’t know who the fuck she is…?
I always thought she was the most annoying one on SATC. And I always wondered why guys got with her. Well, it’s scripted and they get paid for pretending, so there you go…
She doesn’t even look like she’s worth a dollar bill.
i always thought she was more on the flat chested side. those tits are fucking hot!
*googleing “selma blair tits”*
*pulling pants around ankles*
*realizing how pathetic i am*
*applying nipple clips*
She won’t be smiling once I call the knackery…
hahahaha! wonderful!
Isn’t it the knackers?
In any case, I think it’s premature…she’s got a good few years left toting Juan Valdez’s coffee around.
So, you’re saying she’s alive in this picture? You sure about that?
Someone I know went away and all I got was these lousy kids
I’ve been to the mountaintop. And it was discounted. And it was ‘special’
If you can read this the fame addicted whore fell off.
You may be right about that, kimmy. On the day this picture was taken, a rather large Korean gentleman in a dark suit and bowler hat was seen leaving this room.
At first I thought it was Roseanne screaming the National Anthem again. Then I scrolled down and asked, “When did Roseanne get those tits?”
Nice tits, girl! Damn!
It isn’t enough that she inherited her father’s chin. Now it’s apparently spreading all over her body.
Looks like hell and a Hank Baskett
Nice!
+1
Wilis/Moore seed… *shudder*
At least she’s not sitting on a tractor.
Those toys look very Whole Foods-ish. I think she misunderstood what the name of the store means.
If you even think about breathing in my presence, Imana poke your eyes out. Get it?
If I am ever a famous sports celebrity I promise I will do better than some tart who used to ride Hef’s dick.
I want to fuck her in the nose.
I LOL’d.
CGI will fill in the backdrop with film of war-torn Bosnia or some such shit.
+1
isn’t there some kind of shame factor here?
How strange the change from Major to minor
Maybe you should save this for Michael Lohan’s rebound.
Ahh, that Cole Porter. Nearly a century ahead of his time!
Chin? What chin?
Don’t you Gretchen Mol me.
‘Three cheers for Hostess!’
Damian, Ovum 2.