The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.8.11

December 8th, 2011 // 387 Comments

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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge.

Nobody says, “When I grow up, I want to have sex with Michael Lohan,”

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    Golden Palace and a dank scary cave…this really illustrates the dichotomy that Occupy Wall Street is talking about.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Uncle Phil
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    Does anyone wonder why Ferris Bueller switched teams?

  3. Lea Michele Legs Minidress
    no more moving ads
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    whats the today show with jay leno?

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    I’m willing to wager that Matthew Broderick’s scrotum has fewer wrinkles than this.

  5. Deena Cortese Tight Skirt
    Uncle Phil
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    “If you just focus on the titties and don’t look at the rest of me, do you think we could have sex?”

    • BAHAH

      Seriously man, that’s her life story. Even those douchebag tools on Jersey Shore wouldn’t even touch her.

  6. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Nina
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    I thought this was Adele

  7. Kate Major Rehab
    Adam
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    “That bitch behind me has a bigger cup. I fucked Michael Lohan, dammit!”

  8. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    Nina
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    Items use to conceal her massive Bruce Willis chin: one animal pelt, one 80′s shoulder pad, several blond hair extensions, one bare ass to divert attention

  9. Kate Major Rehab
    gigi
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    who?????

  10. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    Adam
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    You got it all wrong. You gotta leave on finger extended at all times in case someone drops candy. Naturally, she’s selected the longest finger at her disposal.

  11. Lea Michele Legs Minidress
    Nina
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    Face is bananas, but those legs…

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker
    gigi
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    a-mok a-mok a-mok!! yikes….

  13. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    Nina
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    Damn..Jen lookin sexy

  14. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    gigi
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    don’t tell me she’s trying to do capoeira…. ugh…

  15. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    BAHAH
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    All I can contemplate from this photo: Small feet, big booty.

  16. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    BAHAH
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    That poor whore.

  17. gogo

    i could puke

  18. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    BAHAH
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    “You’ll never catch me, Potter!”
    *faaaaaarrrrrtttttttt*

  19. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    BAHAH
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    I feel bad for Khloe. She got all the bad genes, yet she’s the only one that seems to have a soul in the Kuntrashian family.

    • !@#

      @Bahah, I agree. Yes, it’s easy to make fun of this beast…but she seems like the only decent Kardashian. Lets focus on that bitch mother and that empty piece of shit Kim!

    • Venom

      Soul my ass, she is nothing but a gold digging piece of shit. She went around dating pro athlete after pro athlete until she found one stupid enough to marry her fat ass after only a few months. I guarantee that sea cow has been desperately trying to get pregnant since day one, but the only one that can get pregnant seems to be the one married to the deadbeat.

      • She’s both a gold digger & a feeler. The rest of them are just indifferent gold diggers. That both sets her apart, yet makes her one of them at the same time.

      • BAHAH

        I’ve never heard of her dating anyone (just looking at her you can tell why). But at least she seems a BIT more grounded than the rest – I’m not saying she’s an innocent saint among the rest of the Kartrashians, she just comes off more realistic than the rest.

      • BAHAH

        What I said to Dorian Gray (I messed up the replies lol)

  20. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    BAHAH
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    Whatever happened to Hollywood class.

    • Trek Girl

      The “class” that Hollywood used to have was really just a thin, shiny veneer. Behind that was a lot of drug use, alcoholism, sex, violence, twisted behaviour, major cover-ups, abuse – you know, all that crap that you see now.

  21. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Vanity Fair
    BAHAH
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    I’m glad she got her bod in shape, she’s actually a beautiful girl!

  22. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    Did….Did they build it in her uterus?

  23. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    BAHAH
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    “Fucking look at me, you’re dead.”

  24. Kate Major Rehab
    BAHAH
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    I…Don’t know who the fuck she is…?

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker
    BAHAH
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    I always thought she was the most annoying one on SATC. And I always wondered why guys got with her. Well, it’s scripted and they get paid for pretending, so there you go…

  26. Deena Cortese Tight Skirt
    BAHAH
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    She doesn’t even look like she’s worth a dollar bill.

  27. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    dirt bird
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    i always thought she was more on the flat chested side. those tits are fucking hot!

    *googleing “selma blair tits”*
    *pulling pants around ankles*
    *realizing how pathetic i am*
    *applying nipple clips*

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    She won’t be smiling once I call the knackery…

  29. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    kimmykimkim
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    So, you’re saying she’s alive in this picture? You sure about that?

  30. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Someone I know went away and all I got was these lousy kids

  31. Samuel L. Jackson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’ve been to the mountaintop. And it was discounted. And it was ‘special’

  32. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If you can read this the fame addicted whore fell off.

  33. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    You may be right about that, kimmy. On the day this picture was taken, a rather large Korean gentleman in a dark suit and bowler hat was seen leaving this room.

  34. Demi Lovato Cleavage
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    At first I thought it was Roseanne screaming the National Anthem again. Then I scrolled down and asked, “When did Roseanne get those tits?”

  35. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Nice tits, girl! Damn!

  36. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
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    It isn’t enough that she inherited her father’s chin. Now it’s apparently spreading all over her body.

  37. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Looks like hell and a Hank Baskett

  38. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    Adam
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    Wilis/Moore seed… *shudder*

  39. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    CranAppleSnapple
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    At least she’s not sitting on a tractor.

  40. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    cc
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    Those toys look very Whole Foods-ish. I think she misunderstood what the name of the store means.

  41. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    Little Tongue
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    If you even think about breathing in my presence, Imana poke your eyes out. Get it?

  42. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If I am ever a famous sports celebrity I promise I will do better than some tart who used to ride Hef’s dick.

  43. Lea Michele Legs Minidress
    difficult brown
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    I want to fuck her in the nose.

  44. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
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    CGI will fill in the backdrop with film of war-torn Bosnia or some such shit.

  45. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    isn’t there some kind of shame factor here?

  46. Kate Major Rehab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    How strange the change from Major to minor

  47. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
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    Chin? What chin?

  48. Paula Patton Cleavage
    cc
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    Don’t you Gretchen Mol me.

  49. Kelly Clarkson Butt Tight Pants
    cc
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    ‘Three cheers for Hostess!’

  50. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
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    Damian, Ovum 2.

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