Move: Pollo Fundido con Black Microphone.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge.
Nobody says, “When I grow up, I want to have sex with Michael Lohan,”
- The Superficial
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way to cover up ur unfortunate sagging chin scrotum while you give your adoring public the finger.
Black microphone, check.
Big Boobs, check.
Upskirt shot, 9/10 complete.
Those nipples really do seem to want to be out out out of the dress.
Recently took second place in the ‘Most Likely to be First Jersey Shore Alum to Shoot a Double Anal Porn Scene.’
Pauly D win everything.
I think I know why it wasn’t used as an ad…
UNSEXY!
This was why she was never a GoDaddy girl.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of….do they speak English in what?
I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ kids in this motherfuckin’ play!
Her 20 year old ass looks like her 50 year old mom’s ass.
Why is she sitting on Rumer’s chin cleft?
selma gonna kick some pap ass.
Her next move is the Ass Drop of Doom. That poor guy won’t know what hit him.
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Ditto!
“THIS is what Gatorade tastes like without vodka in it??”
Is that a leather Members Only jacket?
Ladies and Gentlemen, the true source of the ozone layer depletion.
Those Newark tranny hookers, I tell ya! They’re sneaky ones alright!
Good God…never put the words Jonas and Jingle Ball in the same sentence…ever…EVER again…
“What was I going to get next….Toy? No…Gift card? No….Double cheeseburger? Oh, that’s it!”
Kudos for trying damned hard to bandage dress in the gunt.
This version of Pris does nothing for me…at all.
Pris has apparently been binging at IHOP.
i want more food. fucker.
I was also disappointed this had nothing to do with Blade Runner.
It’s true that Christmas can bring out the best in people…even the Wicked Witch of the West.
I am going fishing motherfucker!
Somethings wrong here. How is it she is standing up next to a black man?
They”ll be running this ad during the Sturgis Bike Rally I guess.
I hope that she and Leno had a chin fight. Winner has to battle Reese.
Hank Baskett, unrestricted free agent…and by unrestricted free agent I mean currently unemployed.
Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker must be popular in Dubai to have her profile as the logo of the film festival!
Fat guy in a little coat…..
Thanks for the laugh!
Kelly isn’t laughing. She’s hungry. =]
Yes, I’d like to order your custom jeans please? 40″ around the waist, 52″ around the hips, and a 24″ inseam. Pardon me, are you laughing?
Bride of Hankenstein
Ummm… those are actually not his kids. He just picks them up and figures there’s a 55% chance that Angie will adopt them anyway.
Even her husband doesn’t bother to look her in the eye.
My balls are jingling.
For a moment, I though Sophia Vergara went on a diet.
When I go to the strip joint, I say, “Muthafuckin’ titties, I command thee!!!”
+1
That’s a winner.
Are those feet or Flippers
Bruce must be so proud.
Crinkley.
Kate Gosselin’s tits are humongous.
they need to burn the seat
fuck. i mean, fuck. i dare ANYONE to look at her eyesacks with the ‘zoom’ feature.
Yes, Yes I would.
I really didn’t need to see her pre-performance snack.
I thought her pre-performance snack was Joe Jonas four pics back.
I would have thought she’s more of a Judo person with all the potential for lower body power.
“Of course I’m wearing a double breasted track suit!”
Good eye, Zeke!
I see she’s wearing a Madonna signature bra.
I keep wating for her to yell “Death by Snu-Snu” at Frye.
Twelve steps and she’s stuck on step two.
I need that watch. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?