The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.8.11

December 8th, 2011 // 387 Comments

Move: Pollo Fundido con Black Microphone.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge.

Nobody says, “When I grow up, I want to have sex with Michael Lohan,”

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    pretty vacant
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    way to cover up ur unfortunate sagging chin scrotum while you give your adoring public the finger.

  2. Demi Lovato Cleavage
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    Black microphone, check.
    Big Boobs, check.
    Upskirt shot, 9/10 complete.

  3. Paula Patton Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Those nipples really do seem to want to be out out out of the dress.

  4. Deena Cortese Tight Skirt
    Senor Trout
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    Recently took second place in the ‘Most Likely to be First Jersey Shore Alum to Shoot a Double Anal Porn Scene.’

  5. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    nick
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    I think I know why it wasn’t used as an ad…
    UNSEXY!

  6. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    This was why she was never a GoDaddy girl.

  7. Samuel L. Jackson
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    What ain’t no country I ever heard of….do they speak English in what?

  8. Samuel L. Jackson
    nick
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    I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ kids in this motherfuckin’ play!

  9. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
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    Her 20 year old ass looks like her 50 year old mom’s ass.

  10. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    The Brown Streak
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    Why is she sitting on Rumer’s chin cleft?

  11. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    pretty vacant
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    selma gonna kick some pap ass.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    cc
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    Her next move is the Ass Drop of Doom. That poor guy won’t know what hit him.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
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    The Superficial Presents: Shoppin’ with the Sasquatch. In other RELEVANT news….

  14. Kate Major Rehab
    Deacon Jones
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    “THIS is what Gatorade tastes like without vodka in it??”

  15. Joe Jonas Black Microphone
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    Is that a leather Members Only jacket?

  16. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    The Brown Streak
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, the true source of the ozone layer depletion.

  17. Deena Cortese Tight Skirt
    Deacon Jones
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    Those Newark tranny hookers, I tell ya! They’re sneaky ones alright!

  18. Joe Jonas Black Microphone
    The Brown Streak
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    Good God…never put the words Jonas and Jingle Ball in the same sentence…ever…EVER again…

  19. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
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    “What was I going to get next….Toy? No…Gift card? No….Double cheeseburger? Oh, that’s it!”

  20. Deena Cortese Tight Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    Kudos for trying damned hard to bandage dress in the gunt.

  21. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This version of Pris does nothing for me…at all.

  22. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    The Brown Streak
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    It’s true that Christmas can bring out the best in people…even the Wicked Witch of the West.

  23. Samuel L. Jackson
    cc
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    I am going fishing motherfucker!

  24. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Somethings wrong here. How is it she is standing up next to a black man?

  25. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    cc
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    They”ll be running this ad during the Sturgis Bike Rally I guess.

  26. Lea Michele Legs Minidress
    JC
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    I hope that she and Leno had a chin fight. Winner has to battle Reese.

  27. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Hank Baskett, unrestricted free agent…and by unrestricted free agent I mean currently unemployed.

  28. Paula Patton Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker must be popular in Dubai to have her profile as the logo of the film festival!

  29. Kelly Clarkson Butt Tight Pants
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    Fat guy in a little coat…..

  30. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I’d like to order your custom jeans please? 40″ around the waist, 52″ around the hips, and a 24″ inseam. Pardon me, are you laughing?

  31. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Bride of Hankenstein

  32. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ummm… those are actually not his kids. He just picks them up and figures there’s a 55% chance that Angie will adopt them anyway.

  33. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Even her husband doesn’t bother to look her in the eye.

  34. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My balls are jingling.

  35. Paula Patton Cleavage
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    For a moment, I though Sophia Vergara went on a diet.

  36. Samuel L. Jackson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When I go to the strip joint, I say, “Muthafuckin’ titties, I command thee!!!”

  37. Lea Michele Legs Minidress
    Coyote
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    Are those feet or Flippers

  38. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Bruce must be so proud.

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Crinkley.

  40. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kate Gosselin’s tits are humongous.

  41. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    queensgirl210
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    they need to burn the seat

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Any Guy
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    fuck. i mean, fuck. i dare ANYONE to look at her eyesacks with the ‘zoom’ feature.

  43. Lea Michele Legs Minidress
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, Yes I would.

  44. Kelly Clarkson Butt Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I really didn’t need to see her pre-performance snack.

  45. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    Uncle Phil
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    I would have thought she’s more of a Judo person with all the potential for lower body power.

  46. Samuel L. Jackson
    Uncle Phil
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    “Of course I’m wearing a double breasted track suit!”

  47. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
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    I see she’s wearing a Madonna signature bra.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Uncle Phil
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    I keep wating for her to yell “Death by Snu-Snu” at Frye.

  49. Kate Major Rehab
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    Twelve steps and she’s stuck on step two.

  50. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    K
    Commented on this photo:

    I need that watch. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

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