The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.6.12

December 6th, 2012 // 640 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.

I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
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    Its so embarrassing when you’re trying to coordinate your outfits and your date goes rogue on the tie choice.

  2. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
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    This picture is giving me daymares.

  3. Terri Hatcher Cleavage Kevan Hall Presents His Spring 2013 Collection
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    “Redefing Event Rentals”? Would that be “redefining”? Way to go, hack Industry Event Services employee.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    John Hamm’s putting shoes on it now?!

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Stage two of fat denial: the downward angle tits photo. Traditionally, this picture is taken in the seat of a car, or a poorly lit bathroom.

  6. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
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    Les vénérables.

  7. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    kinga
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    omg i thought it was octomom

  8. Jackie Chan Standing On Post Armour of God III: Chinese Zodiac Premiere
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    Where’s the wind when you need it?

  9. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    all kinds of sadness in this photo….

  10. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    Is the guy behind him biting that poor old lady’s fist? Come on, man, chill. There’s enough Gerry to go around, he’s spent the last year proving that.

  11. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    See, you anti-druggers? Jessie Spano finally kicked her NoDoz habit, and look what happened.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    BP
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    Watta Vain Bitch!

    • cc

      Have to agree, it really is nauseating isn’t it?
      God, I hope she ends up totally fucking broke some day.

  13. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Keep going.

  14. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    Tiger
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    You’re never too old for an outbreak.

  15. Lingerie Football League Players PETA Demonstration
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    I am not sure exactly what that thing in yellow is, but my guess is it can only be killed with fire.

  16. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
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    I love her, but it is time to rethink the width of that smile. What used to say, “carefree, young, and sexy,” now just says, “lockjaw.”

  17. Jessica Alba Drunk
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Love this girl. Beautiful, warm, stylish. And underneath it all a dirty little minx.

  18. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    BP
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    At least we can’t see her saggy 70 yr old tits in this pic!

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    It’s hard to find a good farrier.

  20. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    AC
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    We both know, WHERE those beads belong, and it ain’t around your neck.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    dirtdog
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    PIG!

  22. Jackie Chan Standing On Post Armour of God III: Chinese Zodiac Premiere
    BP
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    Asian Scarecrow!

  23. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    WHISPERS: “Let me tickle those balls for you sonny. I swallow too”

  24.  Chelsea Handler Cleavage Hugging Andre Balazs Art Basel Miami Beach
    BP
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    Did the airlines lose her luggage?

  25. Florence Welch Cleavage Florence And The Machine
    AC
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    That’s about the prettiest opera dude I’ve ever seen. What is it, one o’ them castratos?

  26. Courteney Cox No Make Up
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    She’s looking good for nearly 50. Still completely bangable.

  27. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    BP
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    I didn’t know George Washington dressed in drag…….

  28. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    sexyman48
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    Jewish bodyguards, now I’ve seen everything.

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Jentilly
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    Love me! Please everyone love me!

  30. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    hijkmno
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    Paula Deen, Gerard Butler and Mike Myers walk into a bar…

  31. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    AC
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    Proposition Face presents Face is Face…that is, until it is 95% uncompostable.

  32. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Jentilly
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    Can’t wait to see what this kid looks like when he discovers Botox

  33. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
    BP
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    Nice areolas, who the fuck is she?

  34. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    diego
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    I would usually make a snide comment, but, unlike our friends Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff, she’s actually DOING something about it.

  35. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Mom Jeans
    BP
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    She looks like a Fat, Hispanic Jennifer Garner, oh wait Ben Affleck fucked them both…….

  36. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    Tiger
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    “Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

  37. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    George P Burdell
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    The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass will deform spacetime to form a black hole. A black hole is a region of spacetime where gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping.

  38. Mel B Bikini Tanning Bed Twitter
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    Fantastic tuck job.

  39. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Glasses FOX Studios
    BP
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    Jenny will be home testing this state of the art vibrating dildo and video taping the results with her iPhone which is in her right hand….

  40. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    George P Burdell
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    Genetics!

  41. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    hijkmno
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    If her eyes were any closer, she’d be a cyclops.

  42. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
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    I WAAANTSSS it! My Preciousssss…

  43. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    This is a messed up situation only Doc Brown could solve by going back in time and kicking Will Smith in the balls just before he was to climb on Jada.

  44. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Scouts Honor, I thought this was Kirstey Alley.

  45. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Glasses FOX Studios
    BP
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    Correct that, left hand…….

  46. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    Sadly, that is Demi trying her best to stand up straight.

  47. Florence Welch Cleavage Florence And The Machine
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    She needs a lifting machine for them saggy tits.

  48. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    “Hey Mark, it’s me, Father Flannagan. Remember at CYO summer camp that time that, well, I don’t have to go over it. But you remember, right? Well, in case anyone from the police asks you about that you tell ‘em you dont know nothing, Just like we talked about, you dont know nothing. Remember that.”

  49. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
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    This picture gets infinitely more enjoyable when you realize her job is making fun of the way other people look.

  50. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    It’s alright for Demi to cut loose at this adult party. Her boyfriend is safe and sound in the ball pit with the other kids.

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