Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.
I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,
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Its so embarrassing when you’re trying to coordinate your outfits and your date goes rogue on the tie choice.
This picture is giving me daymares.
“Redefing Event Rentals”? Would that be “redefining”? Way to go, hack Industry Event Services employee.
No, man – they’re making evening rentals def, again!
:D
John Hamm’s putting shoes on it now?!
XD
Stage two of fat denial: the downward angle tits photo. Traditionally, this picture is taken in the seat of a car, or a poorly lit bathroom.
Or while pushing a baby stroller, a la Jessica Simpson.
Les vénérables.
omg i thought it was octomom
I thought it was Courtney Cox
Both Octomom and Ms. Cox are 20 years younger than her.
Where’s the wind when you need it?
Why would anyone not like Jackie Chan?
He’s awesome.
all kinds of sadness in this photo….
Is the guy behind him biting that poor old lady’s fist? Come on, man, chill. There’s enough Gerry to go around, he’s spent the last year proving that.
See, you anti-druggers? Jessie Spano finally kicked her NoDoz habit, and look what happened.
Watta Vain Bitch!
Have to agree, it really is nauseating isn’t it?
God, I hope she ends up totally fucking broke some day.
Keep going.
You’re never too old for an outbreak.
I am not sure exactly what that thing in yellow is, but my guess is it can only be killed with fire.
I love her, but it is time to rethink the width of that smile. What used to say, “carefree, young, and sexy,” now just says, “lockjaw.”
It is kind of weird when you can see all 32 of a person’s teeth.
I think she probably has more than thirty-two.
That kind of smile is supposed to keep you from getting wrinkles. The open mouth smile is supposed to be even better at keeping you from getting wrinkles but you start to look really stupid after a while with your yap always hanging open.
Love this girl. Beautiful, warm, stylish. And underneath it all a dirty little minx.
At least we can’t see her saggy 70 yr old tits in this pic!
It’s hard to find a good farrier.
We both know, WHERE those beads belong, and it ain’t around your neck.
PIG!
Asian Scarecrow!
WHISPERS: “Let me tickle those balls for you sonny. I swallow too”
Did the airlines lose her luggage?
That’s about the prettiest opera dude I’ve ever seen. What is it, one o’ them castratos?
In the days of yore, they were known as eunuchs
Now they call them ‘married’.
She’s looking good for nearly 50. Still completely bangable.
Yeah, I don’t get why people are down on her but went nuts over Pfeiffer (who looks her age) a few weeks ago.
Because Michelle Pfeiffer is hot. You don’t see that?? You’re nutso man!!! NUTSO!!!!!!!!! lol
I didn’t know George Washington dressed in drag…….
I didn’t know George Washington had been exhumed.
:)
Jewish bodyguards, now I’ve seen everything.
Love me! Please everyone love me!
Paula Deen, Gerard Butler and Mike Myers walk into a bar…
Proposition Face presents Face is Face…that is, until it is 95% uncompostable.
Can’t wait to see what this kid looks like when he discovers Botox
Nice areolas, who the fuck is she?
I would usually make a snide comment, but, unlike our friends Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff, she’s actually DOING something about it.
I’m with you on Jessica (sort of, I mean she *is* pregnant again) but Hilary? I though she was looking pretty good these days.
She looks like a Fat, Hispanic Jennifer Garner, oh wait Ben Affleck fucked them both…….
“Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”
THIS.
The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass will deform spacetime to form a black hole. A black hole is a region of spacetime where gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping.
Fantastic tuck job.
Jenny will be home testing this state of the art vibrating dildo and video taping the results with her iPhone which is in her right hand….
Genetics!
If her eyes were any closer, she’d be a cyclops.
I WAAANTSSS it! My Preciousssss…
This is a messed up situation only Doc Brown could solve by going back in time and kicking Will Smith in the balls just before he was to climb on Jada.
Scouts Honor, I thought this was Kirstey Alley.
oh wait. i didnt see your comment. so did i!
There is no honor in believing you know what Kirstie Alley looks like from behind.
Correct that, left hand…….
Sadly, that is Demi trying her best to stand up straight.
She needs a lifting machine for them saggy tits.
“Hey Mark, it’s me, Father Flannagan. Remember at CYO summer camp that time that, well, I don’t have to go over it. But you remember, right? Well, in case anyone from the police asks you about that you tell ‘em you dont know nothing, Just like we talked about, you dont know nothing. Remember that.”
This picture gets infinitely more enjoyable when you realize her job is making fun of the way other people look.
It’s alright for Demi to cut loose at this adult party. Her boyfriend is safe and sound in the ball pit with the other kids.