Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.
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