Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.
I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,
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I bet she’s interesting in the sack.
Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.
Those shoes do go nicely with her penis…
Skeletor’s coming for you, He-Man!
I’m still laughing!
Why does this offend my crotchety old-ness so much? I mean, I’m still pretty cool, I can break out a proper macarena when I need to.
Pizza the Hut was into drag?
“I dreamed a dream of prom dress skanks.” Sing it.
this made me laugh. and now the song is stuck in my head.
Obviously fraternal twins.
They should have cast him on The Hobbit and save a bundle on hairy legs makeup.
He’s short too, so no post production editing needed!
Alright. Pretend you’re on that plane with your kids. There will be some blood in the first few rows, but goddammit, we’ll make a miracle for those people.
Weight Watchers clearly know their target audience…
“… And I call this move the Charlesburg Choo-Choo. I used to do it to Charlie Chaplin back before The Talkies were around, and he’d give me a Buffalo Nickel for it! Ho ho, that would buy me enough whipped cream cans to last a fortnight and a day, it would!”
Not even visible nipples can save that mess.
no. nothing can. absolutely horrifying. I can honestly say I’ve never seen an uglier dress.
I’ll bet she felt like a pretty pretty princess in it, too. And pink’s her favorite color.
Austin Powers taking one on the chin.
Those look like “boyfriend jeans”–and it appears she’s started dating Gerard Depardieu.
Prepare your anus.
Wait— this is NOT an Olsen twin?!?
Normally, I’d say tits! But in this case udders is more appropriate.
More like the veiny heads of the Talosians.
I was hoping today’s TCWM would feature a fine, upstanding celebrity role model. Good thing there’s 26 pictures to go.
Adorable!
lol
Not just the face that’s reminiscent of a horse.
Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.
Here we are looking at the asian version of Cristo Redentor in Brazil.
Just be glad she’s shod.
I don’t even want to think about what the toes look like…
That weird feeling when you realize you’re the only cast member who showed up in her movie costume.
Every picture I see of him, he has the same facial expression.
Because the paps keep asking him if his parents are straight…
“Proposition Love presents Love is Love”? How much are they paying ad men these days? I’m in the wrong line of work.
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes!
I would love to find out personally.
If Will Smith was my dad, I’d look perpetually underwhelmed too.
Someone should ask their geniuses why they are holding dead pig skin.
It is their younger sister….
one of the best comments ever
Animal print pants and backpack?
Are you sure this isn’t Willow Smith?
That’s what they meant by “White Shadow”…?
Scanners in the City.
Looks like Hollywood took years off Luna Lovegood’s life and added them to her face.
“Kill them.”
“Kill them all, with FIRE!”
HRH Elizabeth II reacts to Prince Charles asking when he can take the throne.
She looks like a monkey
“It’s your turn to give the reach-around.”
“What? Nooo!”
Wonder if many years ago when he was only dreaming of fame and fortune and how he’d do anything for them he imagined this moment. Based on the awkward expression on his face, no, he didn’t.
The ol’ prankster behind her is about to step on the dragging end of the bungee cord that pulls her face back.
asshole uniform of some sort?
Gilbert Gottfried’s drag persona.
MOO
Whenever I see this cow’s rump and udders, I always scroll straight down to the Dr.’s comment.
It’s like an even lamer and gayer version of Robert Pattinson.
You left out SHORTER.
And also likely better with his choice in chicks.
(Or dudes.)
I hope she didn’t get all gussied up for an audition. Yoda died in episode 6, so they probably won’t casting him for Episode 7.
MIchael Flatley, Lord of the Pants.
I swear that is the same face from the Exorcist
Don’t worry it will only hurt a second. I mean, come on, this has to be how you got a record deal
Where do you get a Guy Fawkes mask without the goatee?
Is that Michael Lohan on the far left with the pinkie point?
I was going to say…..it’s either Lohan or Bruce Springsteen
Was thinking Springsteen or even James Caan
That was my first impression.