The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.6.12

December 6th, 2012 // 640 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.

I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    catapostrophe
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    I bet she’s interesting in the sack.

  2. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
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    Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

  3.  Chelsea Handler Cleavage Hugging Andre Balazs Art Basel Miami Beach
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    Those shoes do go nicely with her penis…

  4. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    Johnny P!
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    Skeletor’s coming for you, He-Man!

  5. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Why does this offend my crotchety old-ness so much? I mean, I’m still pretty cool, I can break out a proper macarena when I need to.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    Pizza the Hut was into drag?

  7. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
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    “I dreamed a dream of prom dress skanks.” Sing it.

  8. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Obviously fraternal twins.

  9. Josh Hutcherson Anchor Tattoo Shirt Tan The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Set
    O'chunt
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    They should have cast him on The Hobbit and save a bundle on hairy legs makeup.

  10. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    Alright. Pretend you’re on that plane with your kids. There will be some blood in the first few rows, but goddammit, we’ll make a miracle for those people.

  11. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Weight Watchers clearly know their target audience…

  12. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    “… And I call this move the Charlesburg Choo-Choo. I used to do it to Charlie Chaplin back before The Talkies were around, and he’d give me a Buffalo Nickel for it! Ho ho, that would buy me enough whipped cream cans to last a fortnight and a day, it would!”

  13. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
    PtC
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    Not even visible nipples can save that mess.

  14. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    Austin Powers taking one on the chin.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Mom Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    Those look like “boyfriend jeans”–and it appears she’s started dating Gerard Depardieu.

  16. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
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    Prepare your anus.

  17. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Wait— this is NOT an Olsen twin?!?

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Normally, I’d say tits! But in this case udders is more appropriate.

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    I was hoping today’s TCWM would feature a fine, upstanding celebrity role model. Good thing there’s 26 pictures to go.

  20. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
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    Adorable!

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    Not just the face that’s reminiscent of a horse.

  22. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.

  23. Jackie Chan Standing On Post Armour of God III: Chinese Zodiac Premiere
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    Here we are looking at the asian version of Cristo Redentor in Brazil.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    Johnny P!
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    Just be glad she’s shod.
    I don’t even want to think about what the toes look like…

  25. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
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    That weird feeling when you realize you’re the only cast member who showed up in her movie costume.

  26. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Every picture I see of him, he has the same facial expression.

  27. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
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    “Proposition Love presents Love is Love”? How much are they paying ad men these days? I’m in the wrong line of work.

  28. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
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    I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes!

  29. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Johnny P!
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    If Will Smith was my dad, I’d look perpetually underwhelmed too.

  30. Lingerie Football League Players PETA Demonstration
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    Someone should ask their geniuses why they are holding dead pig skin.

  31. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Animal print pants and backpack?
    Are you sure this isn’t Willow Smith?

  32. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    That’s what they meant by “White Shadow”…?

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    Scanners in the City.

  34. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
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    Looks like Hollywood took years off Luna Lovegood’s life and added them to her face.

  35. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
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    “Kill them.”

  36. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    Dave
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    HRH Elizabeth II reacts to Prince Charles asking when he can take the throne.

  37. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    Deacon Jones
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    She looks like a monkey

  38. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    Fredical
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    “It’s your turn to give the reach-around.”
    “What? Nooo!”

  39. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Wonder if many years ago when he was only dreaming of fame and fortune and how he’d do anything for them he imagined this moment. Based on the awkward expression on his face, no, he didn’t.

  40. Courteney Cox No Make Up
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    The ol’ prankster behind her is about to step on the dragging end of the bungee cord that pulls her face back.

  41. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    asshole uniform of some sort?

  42. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    Dave
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    Gilbert Gottfried’s drag persona.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    MOO

  44. Josh Hutcherson Anchor Tattoo Shirt Tan The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Set
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    It’s like an even lamer and gayer version of Robert Pattinson.

  45. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
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    I hope she didn’t get all gussied up for an audition. Yoda died in episode 6, so they probably won’t casting him for Episode 7.

  46. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
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    MIchael Flatley, Lord of the Pants.

  47. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    FussyHussy
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    I swear that is the same face from the Exorcist

  48. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    Mike701
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    Don’t worry it will only hurt a second. I mean, come on, this has to be how you got a record deal

  49. Courteney Cox No Make Up
    Fredical
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    Where do you get a Guy Fawkes mask without the goatee?

  50. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    WWHHHAAAA???
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    Is that Michael Lohan on the far left with the pinkie point?

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