The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.6.12

December 6th, 2012 // 640 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.

I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    MissJ
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    Huh. That is totally not what I thought she looked like. I evidently have even less interest in the royal family than I thought.

  2. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    Kevin Morgan
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    “Shit Donny, I told yew neva to sneak up on me like dat widout your ha-a piece on. Ya freaking me out! How’s Maaa?”

  3.  Chelsea Handler Cleavage Hugging Andre Balazs Art Basel Miami Beach
    Kevin Morgan
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    The real Yentel.

  4. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Stewie
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    There’s a plane that should have been flown into a fucking building.

  5. Jessica Alba Drunk
    Joquin ingles
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    Why is the woman with the glove in the foreground holding another gloved finger?

  6. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Joquin ingles
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    They almost have targets on their shirts. Close enough.

  7. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    Joquin ingles
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    She looks like Michael Fassbender with hair extensions.

  8. mfb

    that looks like james caan on the left side

  9. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
    Ghosthost
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    small hands

  10. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    PSRBY
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    Isn’t that Lenny Kravitz on the couch?

  11. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Black Bieber!

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    Brentkilledaguy
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    I always said she look liked a foot.

  13. Mel B Bikini Tanning Bed Twitter
    anonymous
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    This chick is on Day: 1456 of her vacation.

  14. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    anonymous
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    Damn! She couldn’t just look at her mom and say “Nope. Not going the plastic surgery route.”

  15. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Martina
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    I think Lenny is too shocked to get the hell out of there IMMEDIATELY. I hope he’s okay.

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Martina
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    when did she replace the breast implants with butt implants?

  17. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Martina
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    They look like models for Hello Kitty

  18. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    Martina
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    Steven Tyler

  19. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
    Martina
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    best she’s looked … ever

  20. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    bethy
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    I’d be pissed, too, if my father hired the Pet Shop Boys to be my bodyguards…

  21. Josh Hutcherson Anchor Tattoo Shirt Tan The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Set
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    So the wrong actor for that role, should have switched roles with Liam.

  22. Jackie Chan Standing On Post Armour of God III: Chinese Zodiac Premiere
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    I thought it was an asian remake of Chaplin there for a second…sorry…

  23. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
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    Project Plastic Surgery Part III is about to commence…

  24. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
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    Goddess!

  25. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
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    Stunning!

  26. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
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    Gorgeous!

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