Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.
I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,
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Huh. That is totally not what I thought she looked like. I evidently have even less interest in the royal family than I thought.
“Shit Donny, I told yew neva to sneak up on me like dat widout your ha-a piece on. Ya freaking me out! How’s Maaa?”
The real Yentel.
There’s a plane that should have been flown into a fucking building.
Why is the woman with the glove in the foreground holding another gloved finger?
They almost have targets on their shirts. Close enough.
She looks like Michael Fassbender with hair extensions.
that looks like james caan on the left side
small hands
Isn’t that Lenny Kravitz on the couch?
Black Bieber!
I always said she look liked a foot.
This chick is on Day: 1456 of her vacation.
Damn! She couldn’t just look at her mom and say “Nope. Not going the plastic surgery route.”
I think Lenny is too shocked to get the hell out of there IMMEDIATELY. I hope he’s okay.
when did she replace the breast implants with butt implants?
They look like models for Hello Kitty
Steven Tyler
best she’s looked … ever
I’d be pissed, too, if my father hired the Pet Shop Boys to be my bodyguards…
So the wrong actor for that role, should have switched roles with Liam.
I thought it was an asian remake of Chaplin there for a second…sorry…
Project Plastic Surgery Part III is about to commence…
Goddess!
Stunning!
Gorgeous!