The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.6.12

December 6th, 2012 // 640 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.

I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilaria Thomas PETAs Cruelty-Free Shopping Guide Launch Event
    Bionic_Crouton
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    PETA – Practically Everything Tastes Awful
    (and I’m a vegetarian)

  2. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She looks like Ariel Winter from Modern Family

  3. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    Milwaukee Joe
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    I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m . . . so . . . fat.

  4. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Sam
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    I reaaaaaallly hope there’s going to be a dancing Demi meme

  5. Mel B Bikini Tanning Bed Twitter
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    Yep, just relaxing on the boat … with my chest thrust out and my breath sucked in and my arms thinking we’re about to do some crunches and my legs splayed … ah, lazy carefree days …

  6. Courteney Cox No Make Up
    MissJonsey
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    Her face looks botoxed to hell. Not saying she doesn’t look good for 50 but she has some serious Kidman forehead in this picture, and some red on red glycolic action.

  7. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    MissJonsey
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    JESUS CHRIST. And her teeth are holding up because no one in Hollywood has real teeth.

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    MissJonsey
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    Girl. It’s like a 10 minute outpatient procedure to get that zapped.

  9. Florence Welch Cleavage Florence And The Machine
    katelah
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    Nigel Tufnel, post-op

  10. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    El Jefe
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    Is she auditioning to be in the next John Travolta video?

  11. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    Mutton dressed as lamb.

  12. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    I loved you in that movie Holes… Speaking of, Gamma needs you to come over a look at one… There is a quarter in it for you…

  13. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
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    Her Ronny James Dio impression is amazing but I bet she sings the words as “Holy Muff Diver”….

  14. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    HeaveHo
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    Even the plant’s embarrassed

  15. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Carla
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    jesus H…srsly thunk “this is Alanis Morissette tweeking out

  16. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    Grafikman
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    Why so serious?

  17. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    vincentmain
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    Redbull and a mountain of crack on the table, where is Lindsay!!!

  18. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    JohnnyHildo
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    My brain did not hang itself…..it was busy making my arm punch me in the dick for looking at the photos in todays gallery (except Jessica Alba..she’s innocent in all of this)

  19. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
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    Maybe those reptilian theorists ARE telling the truth?

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    KC
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    Someone get these motherfucking snakes off these motherfucking shoes!

  21. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
    KC
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    You call that a bow tie? Now *this* is a bow tie!

  22. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    KC
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    V is real!

  23. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    KC
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    How can she look older than her mom?

  24. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
    Pimptastic
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    By the look on the face of the guy in the back someone just farted !!!

  25. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    Pimptastic
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    STILL GOT IT !!

  26. Florence Welch Cleavage Florence And The Machine
    Anderson Pooper
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    Gravity is a cruel, cruel mistress.

  27. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
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    Wow. Makeup is her best friend.

  28. Isla Fisher Cleavage Les Miserables Premiere
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    She’s remarkably sexy. I have a thing for redheads.

  29. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    Feeble Farceur
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    Jaden Smith on the set of Douche and Douchier; “the true life story of Jaden Smith”

  30. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    kravdan
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    Betty White could eff this bitch up!

  31. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
    El Jefe
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    The other two just look like they want to kill themselves. I feel bad for the elf, I know it is hard for them to get jobs. At least Santa let him keep his socks.

  32. Florence Welch Cleavage Florence And The Machine
    CanadiaDan
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    I’m suddenly in the mood for pancakes.

  33. Terri Hatcher Cleavage Kevan Hall Presents His Spring 2013 Collection
    Tinka
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    And yet another plastic face. Whee.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Mom Jeans
    yenjvoy
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    Once she was ass queen of the world, and you could not find a photo of her below her waistline. Then Kim K happened, and now J Lo’s ass photos are a dime a dozen. Supply and demand at work.

  35. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    Timothy
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    Steven Tyler got Botoxed?

  36. Josh Hutcherson Anchor Tattoo Shirt Tan The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Set
    Amy
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    “This guy is like saying ‘so fetch.’ It’s never going to happen.”–Women

  37. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
    EZ-B
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    “I had a dream my tie would be, so much smaller than the tie I’m wearing.”

  38. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    EZ-B
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen, we all made a promise 30 years ago that if Pennywise returned, we’d all come back and kill It.

  39. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have bad news, Mark. They didn’t say hi to their mother for you.”

    “Oh my God, what?!”

  40. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    The coolness. It burns my eyes.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    And this is why I wear flats.

  42. Laura Bailey Nipples See Through Dress Les Miserables Premiere
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    Flockhart 2.0

  43. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Glasses FOX Studios
    Pine Table Fever
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    Instantly killing the myth that wearing glasses makes you appear more intelligent.

  44. Terri Hatcher Cleavage Kevan Hall Presents His Spring 2013 Collection
    Pine Table Fever
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    She’s had that exact same expression for almost three weeks now. The skin around her face is so tight every time she blinks her toes curl.

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    My dead grandmother of 15 years has better looking feet than this chick.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Veronika Larsson
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    Silky smooth skin, just add piss.

  47. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    Pff
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    “I’m sexy and I know it”

  48. Melissa Rivers Proposition Love Presents Love is Love
    Pff
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    yeah Steven Tyler’s transformation is almost complete.

  49. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    “You know, Depends are basically a wearable port-a-potty.”

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