Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.
I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,
- Photo Boy
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PETA – Practically Everything Tastes Awful
(and I’m a vegetarian)
She looks like Ariel Winter from Modern Family
True!
I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m . . . so . . . fat.
I reaaaaaallly hope there’s going to be a dancing Demi meme
Yep, just relaxing on the boat … with my chest thrust out and my breath sucked in and my arms thinking we’re about to do some crunches and my legs splayed … ah, lazy carefree days …
Her face looks botoxed to hell. Not saying she doesn’t look good for 50 but she has some serious Kidman forehead in this picture, and some red on red glycolic action.
JESUS CHRIST. And her teeth are holding up because no one in Hollywood has real teeth.
Girl. It’s like a 10 minute outpatient procedure to get that zapped.
Nigel Tufnel, post-op
Is she auditioning to be in the next John Travolta video?
Mutton dressed as lamb.
I loved you in that movie Holes… Speaking of, Gamma needs you to come over a look at one… There is a quarter in it for you…
Her Ronny James Dio impression is amazing but I bet she sings the words as “Holy Muff Diver”….
Even the plant’s embarrassed
jesus H…srsly thunk “this is Alanis Morissette tweeking out
Why so serious?
Redbull and a mountain of crack on the table, where is Lindsay!!!
My brain did not hang itself…..it was busy making my arm punch me in the dick for looking at the photos in todays gallery (except Jessica Alba..she’s innocent in all of this)
Maybe those reptilian theorists ARE telling the truth?
Someone get these motherfucking snakes off these motherfucking shoes!
You call that a bow tie? Now *this* is a bow tie!
V is real!
How can she look older than her mom?
By the look on the face of the guy in the back someone just farted !!!
STILL GOT IT !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y58njT2oXfE
Gravity is a cruel, cruel mistress.
Wow. Makeup is her best friend.
She’s remarkably sexy. I have a thing for redheads.
Jaden Smith on the set of Douche and Douchier; “the true life story of Jaden Smith”
Betty White could eff this bitch up!
The other two just look like they want to kill themselves. I feel bad for the elf, I know it is hard for them to get jobs. At least Santa let him keep his socks.
I’m suddenly in the mood for pancakes.
And yet another plastic face. Whee.
Once she was ass queen of the world, and you could not find a photo of her below her waistline. Then Kim K happened, and now J Lo’s ass photos are a dime a dozen. Supply and demand at work.
Steven Tyler got Botoxed?
“This guy is like saying ‘so fetch.’ It’s never going to happen.”–Women
“I had a dream my tie would be, so much smaller than the tie I’m wearing.”
Listen, we all made a promise 30 years ago that if Pennywise returned, we’d all come back and kill It.
“I have bad news, Mark. They didn’t say hi to their mother for you.”
“Oh my God, what?!”
The coolness. It burns my eyes.
And this is why I wear flats.
Flockhart 2.0
Instantly killing the myth that wearing glasses makes you appear more intelligent.
She’s had that exact same expression for almost three weeks now. The skin around her face is so tight every time she blinks her toes curl.
My dead grandmother of 15 years has better looking feet than this chick.
Silky smooth skin, just add piss.
“I’m sexy and I know it”
yeah Steven Tyler’s transformation is almost complete.
“You know, Depends are basically a wearable port-a-potty.”