The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.6.12

December 6th, 2012 // 640 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.

I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Max Shreck
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    She dances like Elaine from “Seinfeld”.

  2. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
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    “Bond. Gold Bond.”

  3. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Oh Jesus Christ!

  4. Courteney Cox No Make Up
    gigos
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    The walking dead

  5. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    catapostrophe
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    You GO, lady!

  6. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Deacon Jones
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    Click “thumbs up” if you used the zoom to look up that girl’s skirt on the right

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    MrG
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    Her sexiest feature…

  8. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    Mrs. Doubtfire wants to bang the Butler.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    Urall Fhags
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    Looks like Carrie Bradshaw is paying for those shoes all over again. Damn those feet are busted.

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    I hope they reshoe and add front wraps before the post parade.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    catapostrophe
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    Maybe It’s a Ton of Maybelline.™

  12. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Cock Dr
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    Nice job hiding the bong(s).

  13. Josh Hutcherson Anchor Tattoo Shirt Tan The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Set
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    An anchor. Because he loves seamen.

  14. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    “Yeah Demi, do the Gangland style!…. She so cool and hip…”

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    Awesome.

    She found some skin that wasn’t covered with a scab / open sore

  16. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    whozaho
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    crotch shot on the right

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    Arlene
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    Mmmmmmmm. Exactly what I needed to see after lunch. Did you know that “Shout Wipe and Go” can really work in a pinch when you need to clean up vomit rather quickly?

  18. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    where is the giant party balloon and the whippet cracker?

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
    Tiger
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    This is what it looks like when you shave a clydesdale.

  20. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    Deacon Jones
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    “C’mere! Black out just one more time! For me!”

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Ahh yes, the ever reliable Cover-A-Sore… She must buy in bulk…

  22. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    White man always ripping of the black man’s style. Next whitey will be taking jazz.

  23. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    gooch
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    That cameltoe goes up to her belly button.

  24. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    You know why Demi’s dancing? Somebody cued up Devo’s “Whip It.”

  25. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    Arlene
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    Gotta hand it to her. For almost seventy, she looks pretty good.

  26. Josh Hutcherson Anchor Tattoo Shirt Tan The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Set
    Deacon Jones
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    Bad.
    Ass.

  27. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    “Dude, get the fuck off me. Oh, and say hi to your mutha for me.”

  28. Courteney Cox No Make Up
    catapostrophe
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    She almost looks like that nice-looking brunette from that “Friends” show.

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet tNew 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council For The Arts
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    Varicose hooves.

  30. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
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    “I’m wearing my sexy diapers…”

  31.  Chelsea Handler Cleavage Hugging Andre Balazs Art Basel Miami Beach
    Fredical
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    You better wash that skank off your hands. It’s cunt-ageous.

  32. Matthew Morrison Dickprint Les Miserables Premiere
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    Is that his security detail or a back-up singer?

  33. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Guy in the background knows standing up to Demi’s farts would make the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark look like a gentle facial. You can see the panic on the back of his head as he tramples for the door.

  34. Florence Welch Cleavage Florence And The Machine
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    need audio to maintain erection.

  35. Goldie Hawn Lip Sore Les Miserables Premiere After Party
    catapostrophe
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    Pop that thing.

  36. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
    Geenie
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    God I despise this woman! Pure evil right there.

  37. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    Fredical
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    Everybody got AIDS and shit!

  38. Jessica Alba Drunk
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    Apparently John Hamm has just texted her something.

  39. Jackie Chan Standing On Post Armour of God III: Chinese Zodiac Premiere
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    “I’m on top of the pipe!”

  40. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Glasses FOX Studios
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I’m sure FOX has hired her as a scientific and medical consultant.

    • Mike Walker

      Advocating against “big pharma” is a lefty loon issue –> MSNBC

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        discrediting science and the intellectual elitists that practice it is the domain of the republicans and their media wing 8=====O FOX news

      • Mike Walker

        Ideologues of any stripe will discredit science as they please to support their selfish, cockamamie agendas. Spin it any way you like but conspiratorial anti-vaccine/big pharma activists fall on the left wing of the political spectrum.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        yeah, I acknowledge the anti-vaccine camp smells strongly of bullshit, patchouli, $80 organic wooden toys, and german measles.

  41. Jaden Smith Headphones Entourage With Matching Clothing
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    Trolling a little douche in real life… Priceless…

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    karlito
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    so sad to see this picture. i was hoping that when she was in the land of the Jihadists that someone there would be wearing a bomb vest and send this fugly hoe to paradise.

  43. Gerard Butler Hugging Old Lady GMA
    joe
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    Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty! Tonight, we dine at this nice old lady’s house. She’s gonna make a casserole. Maybe a jell-o mold for dessert. It’ll be nice.

  44. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
    Deacon Jones
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    “Mark….”The Happening” was a masterpiece…”

  45. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
    Captain Kickass
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    Nitrous is a helluva a drug.

  46. Mark Wahlberg CIBC Miracle Day
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    “Listen, if you’re gonna pay me to impersonate Jason Statham as I penetrate you, I’me gonna have to ask for more money…”

  47. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    Uh-oh. Grandma’s off her meds again.

  48. Queen Elizabeth Yellow Teeth Queens Medal For Music Presentation
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    The Borg Queen was way hotter.

  49. Hilaria Thomas PETAs Cruelty-Free Shopping Guide Launch Event
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    When these PETA assholes give up on any sort of modern medicine, I’ll half acknowledge them.

  50. Demi Moore Legs Jumper Dancing Lenny Kravitz Stacy Keibler Chanel Party
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    Use the zoom feature for the weird guy in the back standing by that speaker… *stalk city*

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