Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we celebrate with Gerard Butler for finally achieving the old lady gangbang that was the whole basis for his career. How else do you explain the Katherine Heigl movie? Anyway, get ready to not eat for a month after realizing that Matthew Broderick has had these in his mouth. And if you can still see your screen through dry heaves, check out tomorrow’s future, today’s pile of useless douche.
I’ve posted pics of Jon Hamm. I’ve endlessly zoomed on his crotch. Jon Hamm is a friend of mine (He isn’t.) You, Matthew Morrison, are no Jon Hamm,
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She dances like Elaine from “Seinfeld”.
“Bond. Gold Bond.”
Oh Jesus Christ!
The walking dead
You GO, lady!
Click “thumbs up” if you used the zoom to look up that girl’s skirt on the right
she looks super classy
Haha. I did! But I did it to see if the girl next to her was roofying her own water.
That’s a dude.
Her sexiest feature…
The Akira remake has begun filming on location.
Mrs. Doubtfire wants to bang the Butler.
Looks like Carrie Bradshaw is paying for those shoes all over again. Damn those feet are busted.
I hope they reshoe and add front wraps before the post parade.
I love Diablo! I play it all the time, except for right now because it was hacked. I’m cheezed because I just dyed my magic pants a pretty purple shade.
Maybe It’s a Ton of Maybelline.™
Nice job hiding the bong(s).
An anchor. Because he loves seamen.
“Yeah Demi, do the Gangland style!…. She so cool and hip…”
Awesome.
She found some skin that wasn’t covered with a scab / open sore
Unfortunately, that skin was on someone else’s body.
crotch shot on the right
Got to air it out!!
Mmmmmmmm. Exactly what I needed to see after lunch. Did you know that “Shout Wipe and Go” can really work in a pinch when you need to clean up vomit rather quickly?
where is the giant party balloon and the whippet cracker?
This is what it looks like when you shave a clydesdale.
“C’mere! Black out just one more time! For me!”
Ahh yes, the ever reliable Cover-A-Sore… She must buy in bulk…
White man always ripping of the black man’s style. Next whitey will be taking jazz.
That cameltoe goes up to her belly button.
Worlds largest case of cameltoe.
At that point it qualifies as Moose Knuckle.
You know why Demi’s dancing? Somebody cued up Devo’s “Whip It.”
Gotta hand it to her. For almost seventy, she looks pretty good.
Bad.
Ass.
“Dude, get the fuck off me. Oh, and say hi to your mutha for me.”
She almost looks like that nice-looking brunette from that “Friends” show.
Varicose hooves.
Was going to say this very thing… glad I looked first. Seriously what the the sweet merciful fuck is going on here?
I’ve read about this before; contaminated hay.
“I’m wearing my sexy diapers…”
You better wash that skank off your hands. It’s cunt-ageous.
Is that his security detail or a back-up singer?
Guy in the background knows standing up to Demi’s farts would make the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark look like a gentle facial. You can see the panic on the back of his head as he tramples for the door.
need audio to maintain erection.
Spot on.
That screeching will maintain an erection?
Pop that thing.
Which thing?
God I despise this woman! Pure evil right there.
who thumbs that down? fucking limeys.
Everybody got AIDS and shit!
Apparently John Hamm has just texted her something.
“I’m on top of the pipe!”
I’m sure FOX has hired her as a scientific and medical consultant.
Advocating against “big pharma” is a lefty loon issue –> MSNBC
discrediting science and the intellectual elitists that practice it is the domain of the republicans and their media wing 8=====O FOX news
Ideologues of any stripe will discredit science as they please to support their selfish, cockamamie agendas. Spin it any way you like but conspiratorial anti-vaccine/big pharma activists fall on the left wing of the political spectrum.
yeah, I acknowledge the anti-vaccine camp smells strongly of bullshit, patchouli, $80 organic wooden toys, and german measles.
Trolling a little douche in real life… Priceless…
so sad to see this picture. i was hoping that when she was in the land of the Jihadists that someone there would be wearing a bomb vest and send this fugly hoe to paradise.
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty! Tonight, we dine at this nice old lady’s house. She’s gonna make a casserole. Maybe a jell-o mold for dessert. It’ll be nice.
“Mark….”The Happening” was a masterpiece…”
Nitrous is a helluva a drug.
“Listen, if you’re gonna pay me to impersonate Jason Statham as I penetrate you, I’me gonna have to ask for more money…”
Uh-oh. Grandma’s off her meds again.
The Borg Queen was way hotter.
When these PETA assholes give up on any sort of modern medicine, I’ll half acknowledge them.
Till then everything I buy is gonna be made out of panda suede!
The Body Shop is owned by L’Oréal (which tests on animals). Lolololool marketing.
Fools.
Use the zoom feature for the weird guy in the back standing by that speaker… *stalk city*
Looks like Elias Koteas.
It does a bit, but I’m still dry so it’s not him. :)
Wow, really? Where do Bill Pullman and Christopher Meloni fall in your list?
Wow, it’s like you know me! I love both those guys! :D
Especially Bill in While you were sleeping. And Christopher as Stabler. Always wanted Stabler and Liv to get together.