The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.5.13

December 5th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly larger crop than yesterday’s that I in no way artificially inflated with a Final Five of Claudia Romani‘s butt. We’ve also got Hilary Duff‘s embarrassing faux pas after a young girl offers her a ring pop, Jason Derulo performing the death-defying Travolta Tower, and Celine Dion, friend to the everyman, barely choking back vomit for this photo op.

“Zis wan smells of zee feesh steecks, plepale my chemeecal peel and aplicot sclub!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
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    I think. I found my new favorite celebnobody, look out Courtney!

  2. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
    Vlad
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    When there’s only 1 toilet available…

  3. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
    Vlad
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    It burns!!!

  4. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
    Vlad
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    Fiiiirrrppphhhh!

  5. Celine Dion Bitchface Posing With Fan In Wheelchair
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    At first I was thinking it was too easy to say which one is Celine, then I looked again. Seriously which one is her.?

  6. Diddy Looking At Glass Sculpture Art Basel Miami
    Wrynoceros
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    “it’s an elephant, the piece is titled Big E”

  7. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
    Vlad
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    Good to see her mom still writes her name on her lunch bag.

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
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    Leo is just who gives a fuck cool.

  9. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Hevry V Press Night
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    “Now Jude, You are strange looking fellow and you don’t look too bright. When we get back to my flat, I want you to stand on your head and hold these bouquet of flowers in your anus for my amusement.”

  10. Chris Martin Riding Scooter
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    Gwyneth smiles to herself at the cafe with her friends thinking, ‘There goes my Man!’

  11. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
    Wrynoceros
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    When “i wish Miley would spank me” and “uh, yeah, we totally blew the budget on that ‘bat kid’ thing” collide

  12. Jewel Cleavage 81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
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    As Jewel bowed to the audience, she received a standing ovation. Then she asked for silence so she could begin her performance.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
    Mrs Claus
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    Geez Kelly. If you need glasses just break down and buy you a pair.

  14. Chris Martin Riding Scooter
    Mrs Claus
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    Nope. Nothing feminine about that. Nope .Not at all.

  15. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
    lawn
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    Are they standing on some sort of gravitational anomaly?

  16. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
    tlmck
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    You really need a shopping cart for one box of Depends and your man purse?

  17. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    “Make it go!”

  18. Celine Dion Bitchface Posing With Fan In Wheelchair
    Phoenix
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    Celine is just mad because Lena Dunham’s chair ride ran long and she had to wait.

  19. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    Looks like somebody gave Jodie Foster a roofie.

  20. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    Lilac
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    this looks like a corpse

  21. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
    journalschism
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    “Help!!! She’s sucking the life out of me through her cheek! Can’t anyone see this?!?!? Please!!! Must. *cough* Docu…ment. For. *cough* Others…”

  22. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
    Mr Big
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    Hey, it’s another one of those “Girls and Corpses” photoshoots. They just need two girls to go with those two corpses.

  23. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
    j/k
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    leather shorts

  24. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
    Freebie
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    What did he do to his face? Didn’t know it was him until I saw his name.

  25. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    cory
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    Douche and douchier

  26. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
    cory
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    Rosie looks like shit

  27. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
    cory
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    Under ass!

  28. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    He still has that man purse, what the hell!

  29. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
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    Where did I park the Douchemobile?

  30. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    anonym
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    her face looks fucked up, like it was reshaped from clay

  31. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    Bastard hiding his weed in the belliesof children

  32. Chris Martin Riding Scooter
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Ugh…That bitch made me paint this Goose white instead of dove white. $6000. Fucking Twat!!!

  33. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
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    Constable Odo cut a record?

  34. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
    kchollingsworth
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    You people should be ashamed of yourselves. When was the last time you did anything for anyone else? For what it’s worth, Kelly’s brother, Jack, was recently diagnosed with MS, which probably explains why she is at the Make a Wish Benefit. I doubt the young man’s wish was to attend a grown up party to have his wish fulfilled, so she’s probably just giving him an autograph. If you had any compassion, you would realize that by bending down as she is doing, she’s extending a courtesy to a wheel chair bound individual, by greeting him at eye level. Your incredible lack of respect for the young man, as well as Ms. Osbourne, reveal much about you. Vitriolic nastiness is both uncalled for and petty, especially given the circumstances. As always, you would benefit from the adage, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, it’s best to simply write [sic] nothing at all.” Hpw much more could this young individual have enjoyed having his photo on the internet if you had mentioned anything positive about either of the subjects thereof. Oh, and Mrs. Claus (nice for the kids…, not) she’s putting a lipstick kiss on his invitation, not reading it. May I suggest that you take your own advice. Sincerely, KCH

  35. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    Bood Dude
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    Cleavage )(
    Sideage )
    Underage ~

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