The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.5.13

December 5th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly larger crop than yesterday’s that I in no way artificially inflated with a Final Five of Claudia Romani‘s butt. We’ve also got Hilary Duff‘s embarrassing faux pas after a young girl offers her a ring pop, Jason Derulo performing the death-defying Travolta Tower, and Celine Dion, friend to the everyman, barely choking back vomit for this photo op.

“Zis wan smells of zee feesh steecks, plepale my chemeecal peel and aplicot sclub!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
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    Poor kid. You know this was NOT his wish.

    “Ok Timmy, here’s your special Make a Wish surprise. Stephen Hawking couldn’t make it, but here’s Kelly Osbourne!”

  2. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
    Mohawk Disco
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    Something’s wrong with that skirt… Oh, yeah, it’s there!

  3. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
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    What people fail to realize is that Kelly Osborne’s “Make a wish” was to have somebody interested in her.

  4. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
    Eejut
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    Do They Know It’s Christmas?

  5. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    Temba, his arms wide!

  6. Celine Dion Bitchface Posing With Fan In Wheelchair
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    The stripper of Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré strikes again.

  7. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
    Mohawk Disco
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    Awww, that phone looks so cute with her ass. But I suppose her ass is like a model next to a car. It makes everything look better.

  8. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    Realizing he was not just given a lifetime supply of the Earl Grey line of tea, Mr. Stewart takes it all in stride.

  9. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    As if those underprivledged kids don’t have enough trouble, they now have to contend with Bieber Fever.

  10. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
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    This guy just amazes me. He dresses working class gay but he consistently nails the hottest women in the world.

    Maybe one second before death it will all become clear but right now I’ve got a one way ticket to confusion town.

    • Mohawk Disco

      It’s not him. It’s the women. They have the most convoluted logic when it comes to whom they fuck. If good looking, obviously fuck him. Dresses like a douche but rich, fuck him. Wears silly hat but can make me famous, fuck him. No wait. It IS him.

    • Rich, famous, reasonably good looking, in shape, huge mansions, expensive cars, yachts etc. If ugly ass British rockers can get supermodels, no reason why he can’t.

  11. Chris Martin Riding Scooter
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    That’ll certainly dispel the gay rumors.

  12. Jewel Cleavage 81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
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    Who will Saaaaaa-ayy-aaa-ve your tits?

  13. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
    Mohawk Disco
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    He is an international treasure.

  14. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Can you catch a heroin high through osmosis?

  15. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
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    Dying kid: “Hello there lady, would you put on this red lipstick and kiss this picture of my dick?”

    Kelly: “Of course me love! Care for a snog on the real thing?”

    Dying kid: “No thanks.”

  16. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    Sweet. It’s about time they rebooted “Spitting Image”!

  17. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    This is the reason printing photos on silly putty just never went over.

  18. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
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    “Duh, live long and prosper?”

  19. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
    gary coleman's ghost
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    He makes Nicholas Cage character in “Leaving Las Vegas” look like a fucking Mormon.

  20. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    Bonky
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    She makes Kim Kardashian look like a bloated cow.

  21. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    Crb
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    So he’s back together with Selena then?

  22. Amy Markham Cleavage Side Boob
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    What? It’s a benefit for people ravaged by a typhoon?

    Cool, I’ll wear that dress that shows off my tits!

  23. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Apparently, the little girl wants to grow up and marry a hockey player too.

  24. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    I have no words.

  25. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    That’s insane! Please, members of the media, get your priorities straight! There’s a pregnant little boy in the background but all you care for is the Bieber! You suck!

  26. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
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    As much as I pride myself on being as gentlemanly as possible in real life, underboob is my Kryptonite. I go full-perv in a heartbeat.

  27. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    you can tell it’s a candid, unplanned photo because walking into the ocean with your iPhone is a totally normal thing to do.

  28. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    She has a bag with her name on it, and an ass with MY name on it. Dibs! called it.

  29. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
    JW
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    The quality at Madame Tussauds is really falling… These barely look human.

  30. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
    Prajj
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    “I said Kelly BROOK! Who the F is this troll?”

  31. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress Braids Ice T Pimp And Hoe Costume Instagram
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Nope. That doesn’t look like a holiday card from the “Players Ball” at all.

  32. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
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    “Live long and honk boobs.”

  33. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress Braids Ice T Pimp And Hoe Costume Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    They have Grand Theft Auto cons now?!

  34. Diddy Looking At Glass Sculpture Art Basel Miami
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    “Damn, it’s a dick and two balls…”

  35. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress Braids Ice T Pimp And Hoe Costume Instagram
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    I think she threw back a couple of cheeseburgers.

  36. Steve Coogan Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
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    She has no face

  37. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
    Ronaldo
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    Stopped caring some time ago

  38. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    Oh my

  39. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Stop trying to show that you are a nice person. You are not.

  40. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    me
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    Bonky Kim K IZ a bloated cow! A bloated cow is less bloated than that fatso!

  41. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
    Ronaldo
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    Nick Nolte ver 2.0??

  42. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly
    Ronaldo
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    So she stopped making music in order to make kids???

  43. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
    CK
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    I swear, music’s been downhill since last century.

  44. Steve Coogan Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
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    Probably wondering why other celebs get the Maria ass treatment and he gets the frontal.

  45. Amy Markham Cleavage Side Boob
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    Is Motorboating a charitable deduction?

  46. Georgia Salpa Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
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    Slapping to Salpa.

  47. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
    Swearin
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    “Now watch, humans, as I lift this bus with my powers over metal!”
    “Damnit, you don’t have magnetic powers! And you don’t even play that character!”

  48. Celine Dion Bitchface Posing With Fan In Wheelchair
    fred
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    “Who the fuck put this wheel chair here? Get it out of the way-I am Celine Dion, damn it.”

  49. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
    fred
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    I’m guessing Justin Bieber is on the bottom with his pants around his ankles.

  50. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    A sign of good ass health is the use of floss.

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