The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.5.13

December 5th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly larger crop than yesterday’s that I in no way artificially inflated with a Final Five of Claudia Romani‘s butt. We’ve also got Hilary Duff‘s embarrassing faux pas after a young girl offers her a ring pop, Jason Derulo performing the death-defying Travolta Tower, and Celine Dion, friend to the everyman, barely choking back vomit for this photo op.

“Zis wan smells of zee feesh steecks, plepale my chemeecal peel and aplicot sclub!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
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    Clearly this little girl got the wrong Disney chick, she obviously wanted Miley Cyrus to come.

  2. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    The Crypt Keeper and Lady McCokefiend

  3. Celine Dion Bitchface Posing With Fan In Wheelchair
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    Jeffrey Ross has to get his shit together

  4. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    “You’re gonna make a great stripper one day. Soon, actually. Very, very soon.”

  5. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
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    I saw this chick with the sweet sweet knockers , so I got a good squeeze on one… I swear!

  6. Steve Coogan Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
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    If you don’t like Steve Coogan, that’s because you’re an idiot.

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
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    “Bro, wanna see me get laid wearing these socks?”

  8. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
    catapostrophe
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    Moments before: “Would you like all three whiskeys in one bag?”

  9. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    The good thing, by the time she grows up no one will remember him so this picture won’t be embarrassing.

  10. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    Tiggles
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    “You remind me of Selena, back when she was hot.”

  11. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
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    She looks dirty. And I don’t mean slutty, I mean literally covered in a layer of dirt.

  12. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
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    Yeah, I’d be scared too.

  13. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
    catapostrophe
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    “The Sick Kids Hospital”? What are they smoking in Toronto?

    • they didn’t exactly pull out the creative powerhouse on that name, did they?

      • CK

        Someone could at least turn Hilary’s face in that pic into a logo or something to put on letterhead for the hospital.

    • JimbBB

      It’s right next to the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Don’t Read Good.

    • It is actually called “The Hospital For Sick Children” Local slang is Sick Kids…..

      • That’s really not any better. Are the strip clubs called “The dark seedy place where girls from broken homes with daddy issues get naked for dirty, pervy men who hate their ugly wives?”

      • It’s the most famous children’s hospital in the world you friggin assholes.

      • Umm, I am pretty sure St. Jude’s is the most famous children’s hospital in the world. Seeing as there are 35 million people in Canada and 300 million in the USA, I am sure of it.

        Next you will be saying McGill University is more famous than Harvard, right?

      • Harvard may be more well known but you can’t get into McGill like you can get into Harvard with mediocre marks because you are attractive, wealthy, a legacy, athletic or your parents decide to build a library… Harvard is a joke admissions-wise (see New Yorker http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/10/10/051010crat_atlarge )

        The Hospital for Sick Children does in fact have a better reputation than St.Jude’s or anywhere else. Perhaps you do not recognise that HSC was founde well over 100 years ago and thus the less than modern name. St.Jude on the other hand is very recent and of course refers to a member of the pedophile superstition corporation that is run from Rome…

      • My cousin went to McGill for his undergrad, then got his M.D. and Ph.D. from Harvard. He is also a professor there and also runs his own Biotech company in Boston. His sister when to McGill also for undergrad and got her M.D. and Ph.D. from Johns Hopkins. They grew up in Canada for those that can’t figure that out.

        Since Harvard is so shitty and easy to get into, where did you attend university and what degrees do you have?

        Finally, the comment pertained to fame, and by virtue of being located in a country with 10 times the population of Canada, St. Jude is guaranteed to be more famous. It advertises in every state.

        So once again, the comments regarded fame and or name recognition. St. Jude is more famous and Harvard is more famous, that is it, that was the topic. Feel free to refute that if you can please.

  14. Amy Markham Cleavage Side Boob
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    nice

  15. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
    Mohawk Disco
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    The Thinker Centipede

  16. Georgia Salpa Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
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    She must’ve mistaken the sound of the door handle clicking with a belt buckle and just went right into autopilot.

  17. Diddy Looking At Glass Sculpture Art Basel Miami
    catapostrophe
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    Koons is in the background, wondering which of his employees created that sculpture.

  18. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Hevry V Press Night
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    “I bloody told you! Lindsay and I are just friends! I didnt buy her these, she bought them!”

  19. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    ultra
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    that kid’s gonna turn up in the munich airport in about a week or so.

  20. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    Claudia’s starting to look a little like crapia

  21. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
    ultra
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    STOP SQUEEZING MY TIT, GAGA!!!

  22. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    “Driver, parade me around town. Make it so!”

  23. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
    ultra
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    shhh… she’s about to place the glory hole box on webster.

  24. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    “I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you………”

  25. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
    Mohawk Disco
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    Mom, dad, a Litch got me. In case all that’s left of me is a soulless husk and you find this phone… I love you!

  26. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    “My wiener is THIS big!”

    The funny part is I can totally imagine Patrick saying that. For a British guy, he’s got an awesome sense of humor.

  27. Diddy Looking At Glass Sculpture Art Basel Miami
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    “Damn, I miss J-Lo”.

  28. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    I have not seen ONE photo of Kanye with Kim where he is smiling, or where she looks unhappy. She seems absolutely thrilled that he is miserable.

    • nobody's second cousin

      Also – normally an inveterate mouth-breather, Kanye is so profoundly disinterested in what’s going on around him and, in this picture, who is around him, that he’s forgotten to breathe.

    • lawn

      When he’s with her, he always looks like he wants to be someplace else, far far away. Always.

  29. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly
    Mohawk Disco
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    For the third time… It wasn’t me!!!… damn it!

  30. Celine Dion Bitchface Posing With Fan In Wheelchair
    JP!
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    Celine: “I am Sainte Celine, and in the ‘Power of Love’ (and Jesus) I command you to walk again! You are healed!”
    Woman: ‘Guh! Bfffrrrttt! Ksshhhh!”
    Celine: “Goddamit! I told you, bring me someone knows who the hell I am! Tabernacle”

  31. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    You can tell which of them has been doing heroin the longest by knowing to tilt your head back so you can see through the 80 lb eyelids.

  32. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    Ok, this really isn’t funny any more. Someone needs to check on him.

  33. Chris Martin Riding Scooter
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    Scooter, purse, red shoelaces, he should have “castrated” tattooed on his forehead.

  34. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Hevry V Press Night
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    Apparently nannies don’t have to be young to strike Jude’s fancy.

  35. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
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    Poor kid, now she has cancer AND crabs.

  36. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
    Johnny P!
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    Lady Gaga watched the video from The Ring.
    The girl crawled out of the well and out of the TV.
    The girl is fucking scared shitless now.

  37. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    Check out the fat kid in the half shirt. Do the Truffle Shuffle Chunk!

    Ah Third World…you so funny.

  38. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
    Johnny P!
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    Dying Kid: “Lady, you’re not pushing my wheelchair until you take a breathalizer! I still got a couple of months left, bitch!”

  39. Steve Coogan Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
    Mohawk Disco
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    Perfect ass meet perfect ass.

  40. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
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    I must be getting old. I just don’t understand rap music.

  41. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    I didn’t know Salvador Dali did portraits.

  42. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    I guess Stephen Hawking couldn’t make it.

  43. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    “Hey, Colin! Do your imitation of Mel Gibson in The Beaver!”

  44. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    He should just have his care giver shop for him.

  45. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    I hope the poor guy didn’t blow all of his money on clothing!

  46. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress Braids Ice T Pimp And Hoe Costume Instagram
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    Ah yes, a throwback to years ago when they were caricatures of self important narcissism. Sure glad those days are gone…

  47. Amy Markham Cleavage Side Boob
    Mohawk Disco
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    I see nice tits. She convinced me, I like her!

  48. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
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    Later she went and visited “The Dead Guys Graveyard.”

  49. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    Stacy
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    Who is the lucky fucker taking this picture?

  50. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    He just found out she wants something from Louis Vuitton for Christmas

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