The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.5.13

December 5th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly larger crop than yesterday’s that I in no way artificially inflated with a Final Five of Claudia Romani‘s butt. We’ve also got Hilary Duff‘s embarrassing faux pas after a young girl offers her a ring pop, Jason Derulo performing the death-defying Travolta Tower, and Celine Dion, friend to the everyman, barely choking back vomit for this photo op.

“Zis wan smells of zee feesh steecks, plepale my chemeecal peel and aplicot sclub!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    A proud non-reader of books and someone who doesn’t know what a book is.

  2. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
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    I’m liking it…

  3. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    Mom ass. A nice mom ass, but a mom ass.

  4. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    Heroin is a powerful drug.

  5. How did Celine Dion turn Chinese halfway through that sentence?

  6. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    CVS, a favorite of alcoholics everywhere. Even Malibu.

  7. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    I’d say this is some sort of photo filter but Ronnie is looking better than he has in the last 150 years.

  8. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
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    Show some restraint on this one, guys.

  9. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    I hate myself for saying it but I want to bang the shabang out of her.

  10. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
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    Lights switched on
    but no-one home.

  11. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    I guess everybody has to do an Angelina Jolie intrenship..

  12. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
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    Tom Cruise and John Travolta both orgasmed at the sight of this. This is their ideal Christmas tree from which to hang their balls off of.

  13. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    Mickey Rourke laughed at this one.

  14. Lady Gaga Posing With Crying Fan
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    That woman’s coat reminds me of yesterday’s cover photo of Gaga.

  15. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
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    “Lady, my wish is that you die, can you make that happen?”

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
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    If you are part of Leo’s entourage, you are required to wear a dumber hat than him.

  17. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    Nice….

  18. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    Suddenly the “Pencils of Promise” joke I wanted to make is all creepy now.

  19. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly
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    No doubt she’s pregnant.

  20. Steve Coogan Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
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    “Must not stare at her ass, must not stare at her ass. Put hands in pockets to push out the front of my jeans to hide my erection”

  21. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress Braids Ice T Pimp And Hoe Costume Instagram
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    In what way is this throwback? Looks like all the other ridiculous photos of them to me.

  22. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    gnarla
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    If only her hands were stronger.

  23. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Hevry V Press Night
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    “Ha ha, you made fun of me, now I am going to fuck your mom”

  24. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    JC
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    In ever photo, there’s a black man who has dead eyes.

  25. Jewel Cleavage 81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
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    Still highly bangable.

  26. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    Not bright enough to remember her own name so they needed to draw a photo of her on the bag along with her name?

  27. Leonardo DiCaprio High Socks Loafers Art Basel
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    Yesterday, we saw Cindy Crawford at Art Basel.
    Today, we see Leonardo DiCaprio arrive at Art Basel to cross another name off his supermodel bucket list.

  28. Kelly Osbourne Kissing Card For Paralyzed Child Make A Wish Greater Los Angeles 30th Anniversary Gala
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    Okay I’m calling bullshit. No one would have a Make-A-Wish with Kelly Osbourne unless they’ve laced that card she has her mouth on with a deadly poisonous substance that will instantly kill her.

  29. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    JC
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    “Well,” Justin thought, “If I can’t be the King of Pop in terms of talent, I can at least surpass him in child molestation.”

  30. Colin Firth Derpface The Railway Man Premiere
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    As usual, Kenny Rogers lurking in the background.
    http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

  31. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
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    How are they relevant?

  32. Georgia Salpa Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
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    Her cups runneth over.

  33. Hilary Duff Sticking Tongue Out Silly Face Sick Kids Hospital
    Monsignor Nelson
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    “… and after you’ve accepted the ring
    you swallow and then go like this”.

  34. Diddy Looking At Glass Sculpture Art Basel Miami
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    Diddy was relieved to discover that all the fuss was over a Koons sculpture.

  35. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Miniskirt
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    Nice white belt.

  36. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Mohawk Disco
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    Kim Kardashian did the impossible. I’m starting to feel sorry for Kanye West.

  37. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    “I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.”

  38. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    I told you kid, I bought your mom for just one night… I’m not your new dad.

    *urinates in mop bucket used to collect rainwater*

  39. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
    Ben Dover
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    AW ISN’T THAT CUTE, A LITTLE GIRL PICKING AN EVEN YOUNGER GIRL

  40. Justin Bieber Hugging Young Girl Instagram
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    Kid in the stripes shorts needs to switch to light beer.

  41. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    RayJ
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    I GOTTA PEE

  42. Ronnie Wood Stella McCartney High Eyes Half Shut Christmas Lights Switch On Stella McCartney Bruton Street Store
    CptCreep
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    Someone turned the heat up to high at Madam Tassunds

  43. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Gin&Tonic
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    God, what a bunch of fucking idiots…

  44. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    Here come the booze train!

    CHOO CHOO!

  45. Jason Derulo On Top Of Backup Dancers Q102’ Jingle Ball
    alex
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    Am I really that old or out of touch? Who the fuck is this?

  46. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    Keep walking.. this over active bladder isn’t leaving pee stains on my leg. Oh Depends don’t fail me now!

  47. Patrick Stewart Gray Line VIP Ride Permanent Seat Honor
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    “Get off my bus!”

  48. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
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    She really does Instagram well, looks fucking hot.

  49. Aubrey ODay Pantsless Buttcrack Underboob Instagram
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    Naked butt makes it better.

  50. Nick Nolte Dirty Hat Baggy Linen Pants CVS
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    His neck and shoulders look like those big rubber WWF wrestlers I used to play with in the 80s.

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