The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13

December 27th, 2013 // 438 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which hopefully finds you more relaxed than you were two days ago when you tried to explain why Obamacare had nothing to do with everyone’s UPS packages being late until you gave up and stabbed your own neck with a salad fork. It’s starting to really make sense why rich people just flee to the Caribbean every Christmas, which is exactly what you’re going to find in this gallery. Most notable, is Rihanna in Barbados on a boat full of dudes, so if your coconut water tastes like buttsex for the next couple weeks, you know why. Then there’s Russell Simmons and the boat he mistook for a Russian prostitute, as well as best bros Magic Johnson and Tom Arnold. Wait, what?

Back Monday for another gutshot holiday work week that made me think today was Tuesday — WHERE ARE YOUR NEW RELEASES, REDBOX?!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Man Pretending To Slap Joan Rivers Face Fur Coat
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    Jennifer Lawrence hired someone to slap that taste out of her mouth.

  2. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Vet Visit
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    You don’t stick your dick in crazy, dude.

  3. Russell Simmons Climbing Into Boat
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    He’d swim across an ocean to get away from Kimmora.

  4. Dave Navarro With Friend Wearing Circle Jerks Shirt
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    “I used to fuck Carmen Electra.”

  5. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
    Voice of Reisling
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    NOT SHOWN: Prince Harry fucking the brains out of a model while killing terrorists and blocking the shot.

  6. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
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    WTF he’s more bold than his father !!!

  7. Coco String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Yummy

  8. Molly Sims Butt Bikini
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    Wow she used to be super sexy back in “Las Vegas”

  9. Rihanna Bikini On Yacht Full Of Dudes
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    GangBang Bahamas paradise… Soon in theaters !!!

  10. Cara Delevingne Butt Bikini
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    Thats a weird behind indeed…

    Eyebrows are not enough on my scale…

  11. Corey Feldman Prostitute Nipples No Bra
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    Those puppies are calling me… get out of the way MJ impersonator !!!

  12. Corey Feldman Prostitute Nipples No Bra
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    Whoa. That woman is fucking beautiful. I didn’t even notice it at first because seeing a reincarnated Michael Jackson creeped me right the fuck out.

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