The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13

December 27th, 2013 // 438 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which hopefully finds you more relaxed than you were two days ago when you tried to explain why Obamacare had nothing to do with everyone’s UPS packages being late until you gave up and stabbed your own neck with a salad fork. It’s starting to really make sense why rich people just flee to the Caribbean every Christmas, which is exactly what you’re going to find in this gallery. Most notable, is Rihanna in Barbados on a boat full of dudes, so if your coconut water tastes like buttsex for the next couple weeks, you know why. Then there’s Russell Simmons and the boat he mistook for a Russian prostitute, as well as best bros Magic Johnson and Tom Arnold. Wait, what?

Back Monday for another gutshot holiday work week that made me think today was Tuesday — WHERE ARE YOUR NEW RELEASES, REDBOX?!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Corey Feldman Prostitute Nipples No Bra
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    The meth teeth are starting to show.

  2. Larry King Eating With Fingers In Mouth
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    Somewhere, Larry King is looking at this pic and saying to himself ‘Damn, I look GOOD!’. and he really believes it.

  3. Russell Simmons Climbing Into Boat
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    Hurry up and get him in the boat – you can’t leave a black dude in the ocean, everybody knows they can’t swim!

    • Johnny Barbells

      …wait, wait, wait …are’t you the same asshole who just (preemptively & unnecessarily) got up on your soapbox and gave everyone shit back at the marie osmond pic? why am i not shocked you turned out to be a fucking racist, douchebag, hypocrite…

  4. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Pregnant Belly
    mt
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    Most pregnant women look like shit, she just gets hotter…
    Damn, I’d hit it

  5. Rihanna Bikini On Yacht Full Of Dudes
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    This is a clear disregard of boating safety guidelines – I mean really, what the hell do they do if one of them falls overboard? Remember, folks – coast guard regulations state that for every 2 black people on board, you need at least one white person so that if anyone goes over the side, you have someone who can swim to jump in and rescue them.

  6. Taye Diggs Sweaty Armpit Stains Hooray Henrys Nightclub
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    next time forget the douche hat, remember the antiperspirant.

  7. Marlon Wayans Jeans Tucked Into Boots Knit Hat Laker Game
    Ken
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    Lakers are doing outdoor games now?

  8. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Obviously he’d rather get it in the balls than in the face.

  9. Orlando Bloom Derpface Stupid Hat
    Cock Dr
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    He used to be such a cute little elf.
    Then that angel got ahold of him and turned him into Mr PotatoHead.

  10. Robert Irvine Shirtless Ripped Muscles
    Cock Dr
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    There should be stars over those. Think of the poor children who might accidentally stumble upon this.

  11. Benicio Del Toro Pissed Off Look Laker Game
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    fresh as morning daisies

  12. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
    hahahaha
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    This, is the glory of England, see and weep

  13. Busy Philipps Butt Tight Pants With Old Man With Crazy Moustache
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    Rip Taylor is her nanny???

  14. Dave Navarro With Friend Wearing Circle Jerks Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    There’s nothing cooler than tattoos, sunglasses, cigarettes, facial hair, piercings and wearing all black.

  15. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Kissing Dude In Mirror Selfie Instagram
    Disco Dave
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    There’s some vigorous, violent, dare I say hateful teeth brushing going on in that bathroom.

  16. Rihanna Bikini On Yacht Full Of Dudes
    timmyfigs
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    Next!

  17. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
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    Ok riddle me this why would be be protecting the side of his face not about to get hit with a ball…..

  18. Aubrey ODay Side Boob Kissing Dude In Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    Side boob can never be wrong and will one day bring about world peace…
    Oh and that’s obviously not toothpaste on that mirror…Don’t lie that’s what everyone is thinking…

    • mt

      This is simple; the guy with the IPhone “faking” taking a selfie
      is the boyfriend of the guy actually taking the selfie (look closer!)
      This is a shot, inside of another shot, right?

      Those two “manly” men are responsible for the “soon to be” crust
      on the mirror. Aubrey only paid for a fake kiss, the rest was
      between the men in the room aiming at the mirror.

  19. Man Pretending To Slap Joan Rivers Face Fur Coat
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    Your right Joan it does feel exactly like Cathian Leather….

  20. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Vet Visit
    ThisWillHurt
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    How did Photo Boy remove the leash from this picture?

  21. Cara Delevingne Butt Bikini
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    That is one tight little ass.
    So this is Miley’s lesbian GF she could do a lot worse…(cough* Sam but ugly Ronson cough*)and not gonna lie I would pay to see them go at it

  22. Orlando Bloom Derpface Stupid Hat
    Nate
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    You’d think the guy could buy a coat that actually fit him, wouldn’t you?

  23. Corey Feldman Prostitute Nipples No Bra
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    She is happy he has finally morphed completely into Michael… now she doesn’t have to pretend to have sex with him anymore…just pose and look pretty.

  24. Marie Osmond Visiting Pediatric Patients
    fred
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    “What the fuck is this? My agent told me that I would NOT have to talk to them.”

  25. Samuel L Jackson Laker Game
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    Why the Fuck are those laker girls not in front of me…mother fucking Kevin Hart

  26. Larry King Eating With Fingers In Mouth
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    MMM HUMAN GALL BLADDER-HELLO!

  27. Benicio Del Toro Pissed Off Look Laker Game
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    Fucking Kevin Hart…. not sharing the laker girls…

  28. Magic Johnson Shirtless Manboobs Tom Arnold
    fred
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    “So Tom, want to go out to my pool house and fuck? It’s okay-my doctor gave me special condoms.”

  29. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
    fred
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    NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  30. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Panties See Through Lingerie Instagram
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    Yes yes I would and twice on Sunday

  31. Coco String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
    fred
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    All of the fish in one square meter of the ocean on the other side of that ass just died. Hope that pic was worth it, Coco.

  32. Woody Allen Playing Clarinet With New Orleans Jazz Band UCLA
    Bethany
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    The pop up youtube window you allow for Crap Me Missed is crap. Done looking.

  33. Kevin Hart Checking Out Laker Girl In Front Of His Wife
    fred
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    This is actually one of the better pictures of him that I have seen. You can’t even see the booster seat from this angle.

  34. Corey Feldman Prostitute Nipples No Bra
    fred
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    Wow; he must be quite the charmer. Every time I see this young man he is with a different beautiful woman.

    Hat’s off, Mr. Feldman!

  35. Marlon Wayans Jeans Tucked Into Boots Knit Hat Laker Game
    fred
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    “Those boots are fabulous!”

    -Ervin Johnson, Jr.

  36. Rihanna Bikini On Yacht Full Of Dudes
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    Looks like that ass has taken a pretty serious grinding

  37. Magic Johnson Shirtless Manboobs Tom Arnold
    anonymous
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    I guess after seeing Rosanne nekkid a black man’s titties don’t make your nervous.

  38. Dave Navarro With Friend Wearing Circle Jerks Shirt
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    Difficult to look tough with that bag in the photo.

  39. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Vet Visit
    anonymous
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    That’s the look of a man who has finally realized he’s marrying crazy, high maintenance but still needs access to her checkbook.

  40. Rihanna Bikini On Yacht Full Of Dudes
    anonymous
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    When you are the only woman on a boat full of black guys and not one of them is paying attention to you– you have either lost it or on a gay cruise.

  41. Man Pretending To Slap Joan Rivers Face Fur Coat
    sprub
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    Where’s PETA when you need them?

  42. Corey Feldman Prostitute Nipples No Bra
    anonymous
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    I admit she’s pretty hawt for a cheap hooker. She can’t be a high priced one because he and his band can’t be making any money.

  43. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Girlfriend Lauren Silverman Swimsuit Beach Cover
    anonymous
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    Just let the wookie win, kid.

  44. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    no
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    Yawn

  45. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
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    Gross.

  46. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Panties See Through Lingerie Instagram
    anonymous
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    Interesting how she covers her face in all of these “selfies”.

  47. Coco String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Beached whale.

  48. Cara Delevingne Butt Bikini
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    He looks more and more like Michael Jackson every day.

  49. Man Pretending To Slap Joan Rivers Face Fur Coat
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    What did the five fingers say to the plastic mask thingy?

  50. Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting Vet Visit
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    She looks like she lost some of that weight so at least he has that going for him.

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