The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which hopefully finds you more relaxed than you were two days ago when you tried to explain why Obamacare had nothing to do with everyone’s UPS packages being late until you gave up and stabbed your own neck with a salad fork. It’s starting to really make sense why rich people just flee to the Caribbean every Christmas, which is exactly what you’re going to find in this gallery. Most notable, is Rihanna in Barbados on a boat full of dudes, so if your coconut water tastes like buttsex for the next couple weeks, you know why. Then there’s Russell Simmons and the boat he mistook for a Russian prostitute, as well as best bros Magic Johnson and Tom Arnold. Wait, what?

Back Monday for another gutshot holiday work week that made me think today was Tuesday — WHERE ARE YOUR NEW RELEASES, REDBOX?!

- Photo Boy

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