The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.22.11

“Carmen Sandiego can only be played by a woman, you say? We’ll see about that… Click!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rose McGowan getting her face tightened for the holidays – “We’ll see who shows emotion this Christmas, mother.” – Ryan Reynolds showing a fan how much he appreciates his support even after Green Lantern and Sylvester Stallone trying impressively hard to act like the hooker he just banged wasn’t a tranny. “‘Ey, yo, maybe it had a dick and, uh, maybe it didn’t. I like turdles.”

Scraping the absolute bottom of the pre-holiday celebrity barrel just for you,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN