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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rose McGowan getting her face tightened for the holidays – “We’ll see who shows emotion this Christmas, mother.” – Ryan Reynolds showing a fan how much he appreciates his support even after Green Lantern and Sylvester Stallone trying impressively hard to act like the hooker he just banged wasn’t a tranny. “‘Ey, yo, maybe it had a dick and, uh, maybe it didn’t. I like turdles.”
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Ow-ow-owww-OWWWWWWW!
Jim Carrey dumped Jenny McCarthy for a Klingon?
Not just a Klingon, a Blonde Girl Klingon, very rare indeed.
I think that’s Axl.
Lol. Stick a bone on her forehead and “crish crush”
can’t top that one.
Seems like a serious step down!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
This was EXACTLY what I was thinking
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
she probly gives great head!
Even he looks embarrassed that he was busted being out with her.
that’s why he was at G’n'R! he didn’t think he would get caught there!
He has freakishly thin thighs/legs….. wow.
They’re gonna have really big foreheaded kids.
The guy and the dog are like “Whoa, diva, slow your roll.” Don’t forget who makes you who you are, Ryan.
LIKE
“Don’t forget who makes you who you are, Ryan.”
Satan?
Fuck you, fan! I didn’t become rich and famous by getting people like you to like me for my ability to play make-believe, only to have to put up with people like you liking me.
He’s out gathering clues as to who killed his career. Alas, the trail ends in front of a mirror.
Lol. Career? Who is this tool?
Guns & Roses broke up ages ago. He was there to see that arrogant prick Axl and his cover band.
This is what Skinny Girl Vodka does to you
Hard-nosed detective Jared Leto takes the case in “The Search For the Missing Career”
Is that Val Kilmer?
“Just make it out to Doc Holiday”
what a complete douchebag. U should be thankful people like u, cuz u can´t act shit, man.
Mantastic!
Is it possible to OD on botox? Guess not.
Yes, it is possible to OD on Botox.
Is that John Travolta’s son? Oh wait…
too soon?…..naaaahhhhh
oh shit, good one sir!
Winner!
Hmmm…what’s tighter? My face or my pants. Can’t. Decide.
the fan looks crushed…but maybe ryan had to poop or something.
That has to be at least 4 fingers, I want in.
30 Seconds to Mars, and 5 Seconds from Getting Ass Kicked by Drunk Redneck GNR Fan
the fuck happened to her
car accident. facial reconstruction surgery
Marilyn Manson.
The reconstruction isn’t the cause for this. As an example, look at her in Planet Terror. She looked great and that was post accident. What we’re looking at her is collagen, botox, and who knows what else.
*at here
If she can’t do something to make her face look more natural, then she needs to go through life topless so no one will notice.
Where in the world is washed up Jared Leto?
axl
There’s always an Angela Basset in the back saying everything with her eyes.
Btw, how old is she? Man she still looks fantastic.
According to Wikipedia, Angela Bassett is 53. She does look fantastic.
Stella never lost her groove in my opinion. I couldn’t agree more with you guys.
Pat Robertson called it. You start letting gays marry and next thing you know, beastiality is gonna be next.
Snake Plissken has escaped from New York
He’s escaped from L.A.
But now he faces his biggest challenge yet…
ESCAPE FROM GOLDIE HAWN
The dog looks embarassed. You have to be a massive dick to shame a dog, Dogs happily eat their own shit and think nuttin of it.
Kurt looks more and more like a red state rancher every day.
that’s bad?
Yes. Take it from a former resident of said area.
I dunno… I mean, when I get to a certain age/financial situation, I’d like to think I’d be just kicking back and wearing Sierra Trading Post shit all day like I don’t give a fuck. Because I woudn’t give a fuck.
The real question is: will Emma Stone ever truly feel safe again?
Today is a good day to dye…
I see what you did there… dye… HA!!!
She’s as orange as her hair.
Snake Plissken-thought he was dead.
(Couldn’t resist.)
So are you trying to tell me that the dude in the blue suit jacket is Samuel L. Jackson? Cuz that’s just crazy talk.
I can’t tell whether or not Goldie has her teeth in today.
I didn;t know Jim Carrey was Dating Axyl Rose
Resist we much.
Maybe he was having a bad day, or the fan was insistent, but still… I don’t agree with how he handles it. A “Sorry dude, I can’t sign anything today.” Usually suffices.
Not pictured: The orange stain she left on Santa.
“And over there, are these things call hand tools. That one’s called a shovel”
Is it ready?
i went to G’n'R in 1990…why is it a big deal now to go watch a cover band?
Awww… Kurt took his mom on vacation with him.
I told you I was allergic to bees!
“I’ll show you who’s THE REAL MAN!”
Question. Who the hell (other than this poor guy) would wan’t Ryan Reynolds autograph in the first place?
what’s the contraction that “wan’t” is accomplishing? Do you fucks even read books anymore or just comments online?
granny porn?
Her whiskers are tickling Santa.
That dog is thinking “The second this annoying douchebag let’s me off this leash I’m running like hell”
Nice sneakers, loser
What part of the promotion involved the munchkin shitting on the sidewalk?
“Well ain’t that some shit.”
Ashley’s the one he really wants to fuck.
Give me 50 million and I think I can find more attractive girls than this one.
I can find more attractive girls for 50 bucks on most street corners.
The poor guy was just begging Reynolds to scoop up his dog’s shit before it turned into a Green Lantern sequel.
I can’t top that. I shall tip my hat to you and then take my leave.