The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.22.11

December 22nd, 2011 // 336 Comments

“Carmen Sandiego can only be played by a woman, you say? We’ll see about that… Click!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rose McGowan getting her face tightened for the holidays – “We’ll see who shows emotion this Christmas, mother.” – Ryan Reynolds showing a fan how much he appreciates his support even after Green Lantern and Sylvester Stallone trying impressively hard to act like the hooker he just banged wasn’t a tranny. “‘Ey, yo, maybe it had a dick and, uh, maybe it didn’t. I like turdles.”

Scraping the absolute bottom of the pre-holiday celebrity barrel just for you,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Wynonna Judd Kissing Santa
    Stryfe
    Commented on this photo:

    Ow-ow-owww-OWWWWWWW!

  2. Jim Carrey
    bbiowa
    Commented on this photo:

    Jim Carrey dumped Jenny McCarthy for a Klingon?

  3. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Hugh Jass
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    He has freakishly thin thighs/legs….. wow.

  4. Jim Carrey
    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re gonna have really big foreheaded kids.

  5. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Lita
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    The guy and the dog are like “Whoa, diva, slow your roll.” Don’t forget who makes you who you are, Ryan.

  6. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Yagiska
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you, fan! I didn’t become rich and famous by getting people like you to like me for my ability to play make-believe, only to have to put up with people like you liking me.

  7. Jared Leto Velvet Trenchcoat Hat
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s out gathering clues as to who killed his career. Alas, the trail ends in front of a mirror.

    • King Diamond

      Lol. Career? Who is this tool?

      Guns & Roses broke up ages ago. He was there to see that arrogant prick Axl and his cover band.

  8. Bethenny Frankel
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what Skinny Girl Vodka does to you

  9. EricLr

    Hard-nosed detective Jared Leto takes the case in “The Search For the Missing Career”

  10. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Val Kilmer?

  11. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    allieb
    Commented on this photo:

    what a complete douchebag. U should be thankful people like u, cuz u can´t act shit, man.

  12. Rose McGowan
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    Mantastic!

  13. Rose McGowan
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it possible to OD on botox? Guess not.

  14. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that John Travolta’s son? Oh wait…

  15. Rose McGowan
    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm…what’s tighter? My face or my pants. Can’t. Decide.

  16. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Commented on this photo:

    the fan looks crushed…but maybe ryan had to poop or something.

  17. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    That has to be at least 4 fingers, I want in.

  18. Frank Burns

    30 Seconds to Mars, and 5 Seconds from Getting Ass Kicked by Drunk Redneck GNR Fan

  19. Rose McGowan
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    the fuck happened to her

  20. Famous Mortimer

    Where in the world is washed up Jared Leto?

  21. Jim Carrey
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    axl

  22. Al Sharpton Angela Bassett Samuel L Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always an Angela Basset in the back saying everything with her eyes.

    Btw, how old is she? Man she still looks fantastic.

  23. Danny Latimer Humping Dog The Desperate Scousewives
    Commented on this photo:

    Pat Robertson called it. You start letting gays marry and next thing you know, beastiality is gonna be next.

  24. Kurt Russell Cowboy Hat Goldie Hawn Fur Coat
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Snake Plissken has escaped from New York
    He’s escaped from L.A.

    But now he faces his biggest challenge yet…

    ESCAPE FROM GOLDIE HAWN

  25. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    arnieblackblack
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    The dog looks embarassed. You have to be a massive dick to shame a dog, Dogs happily eat their own shit and think nuttin of it.

  26. Kurt Russell Cowboy Hat Goldie Hawn Fur Coat
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Kurt looks more and more like a red state rancher every day.

  27. Jim Carrey
    Commented on this photo:

    The real question is: will Emma Stone ever truly feel safe again?

  28. Jim Carrey
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Today is a good day to dye…

  29. Wynonna Judd Kissing Santa
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s as orange as her hair.

  30. Kurt Russell Cowboy Hat Goldie Hawn Fur Coat
    Gerttastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Snake Plissken-thought he was dead.

    (Couldn’t resist.)

  31. Al Sharpton Angela Bassett Samuel L Jackson
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    So are you trying to tell me that the dude in the blue suit jacket is Samuel L. Jackson? Cuz that’s just crazy talk.

  32. Kurt Russell Cowboy Hat Goldie Hawn Fur Coat
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell whether or not Goldie has her teeth in today.

  33. Jim Carrey
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn;t know Jim Carrey was Dating Axyl Rose

  34. Al Sharpton Angela Bassett Samuel L Jackson
    Plurp
    Commented on this photo:

    Resist we much.

  35. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    JK13
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe he was having a bad day, or the fan was insistent, but still… I don’t agree with how he handles it. A “Sorry dude, I can’t sign anything today.” Usually suffices.

  36. Wynonna Judd Kissing Santa
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: The orange stain she left on Santa.

  37. Al Sharpton Angela Bassett Samuel L Jackson
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “And over there, are these things call hand tools. That one’s called a shovel”

  38. Jim Carrey
    Commented on this photo:

    i went to G’n'R in 1990…why is it a big deal now to go watch a cover band?

  39. Kurt Russell Cowboy Hat Goldie Hawn Fur Coat
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww… Kurt took his mom on vacation with him.

  40. Bethenny Frankel
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I told you I was allergic to bees!

  41. Danny Latimer Humping Dog The Desperate Scousewives
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll show you who’s THE REAL MAN!”

  42. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Question. Who the hell (other than this poor guy) would wan’t Ryan Reynolds autograph in the first place?

    • dave

      what’s the contraction that “wan’t” is accomplishing? Do you fucks even read books anymore or just comments online?

  43. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    granny porn?

  44. Wynonna Judd Kissing Santa
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Her whiskers are tickling Santa.

  45. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    That dog is thinking “The second this annoying douchebag let’s me off this leash I’m running like hell”

  46. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice sneakers, loser

  47. Cee Lo Green White Running Suit
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    What part of the promotion involved the munchkin shitting on the sidewalk?

  48. Wynonna Judd Kissing Santa
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ashley’s the one he really wants to fuck.

  49. Jim Carrey
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Give me 50 million and I think I can find more attractive girls than this one.

  50. Ryan Reynolds Declines Autograph
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    The poor guy was just begging Reynolds to scoop up his dog’s shit before it turned into a Green Lantern sequel.

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