I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*
Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,
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ring toss!
Hmm, Jennifer Garner’s head and Tara Reid’s stomach? I should have taken ‘truth’
Fitting that his mouth looks like an anus when you consider all the shit that comes out of there…
On the next episode of The Walking Dead…..
That is simply a beautiful woman. I even dig the name. I’ve got nothing snarky to say.
At least she got away with some Clooney trophies. That’s from his bedtime hamper.
is that a meat popsicle?
is that a meat popsicle?
He’s practically begging me to punch him.
That’s some Dark Crystal shit right there.
Has anyone noticed that he and Jools Holland share the same voice?
That’s a strong jawline.
Was she crashing the party?
It’s good to see Rebel Wilson getting so much work nowadays, she really deserves it.
Why don’t they make Spanx for faces?
I got your Dos Equis right here, bitch!
She needs To go back to Scientology, she looks horrible.
OK, I’ll eat some of that peculiar looking food as long as I can eat YOU for dessert!
“LOOK! He’s in the middle of the street. Now’s our chance…EVERYONE SPEED UP!”
She’s not my cup of tea. Spent too many years fucking and sucking Jose’s bat.
♫ ♪ “Get your motor running…head out of the high-way…” ♫ ♪
I think it would be like bangin’ a midget, her tiny hands would make your meat look SO big ! !
ugly as fuck though
there’s a trail of piss all the way down the road
Stay classy, Shemar
Shamcey Supsup*
If look closely, her face is quietly Paltrowing.
it is!
You know, I’ve always had a soft spot for Katie, though now it looks like she may have several of her own.
Why would you want to get a tattoo that looks like a 70′s bush with wings?
yikes, looks like she borrowed miss piggy’s wig. these chicks need to stop it already with the fake hair. it looks so outdated.
why the long face you douche bag?
bung-holio
beady-eyed crazy bastard.
this sister looks like borrowed kim k’s hideous pants.
oh brother. these silly women are all the same. disgraceful, unoriginal and boring. it’s all: look at me! look at me! I am the most beautiful girl in the world…. yawn. but I have to say, I just love all of the black guys in the backgrounds of these pictures. it’s hilarious and very entertaining! how are they everywhere?
sup?
what’s with the elephant knee? strange material…
I didn’t know joan rivers was so thin…
sexy gurlz party looks stupid.
love the clown hair too. so elegant and sophisticated…