The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.20.12

December 20th, 2012 // 275 Comments

I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*

Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    ring toss!

  2. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
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    Hmm, Jennifer Garner’s head and Tara Reid’s stomach? I should have taken ‘truth’

  3. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Silky Johnson
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    Fitting that his mouth looks like an anus when you consider all the shit that comes out of there…

  4. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    Later
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    On the next episode of The Walking Dead…..

  5. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
    Jason
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    That is simply a beautiful woman. I even dig the name. I’ve got nothing snarky to say.

  6. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Corset Runway Milan Fashion Week
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    At least she got away with some Clooney trophies. That’s from his bedtime hamper.

  7. Shemar Moore Martin Luther King Jr Tattoo
    DaKine
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    is that a meat popsicle?

  8. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    DaKine
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    is that a meat popsicle?

  9. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    cc
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    He’s practically begging me to punch him.

  10. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    That’s some Dark Crystal shit right there.

  11. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
    Contusion
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    Has anyone noticed that he and Jools Holland share the same voice?

  12. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Corset Runway Milan Fashion Week
    Contusion
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    That’s a strong jawline.

  13. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Lingerie Jessica Canseco Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
    Contusion
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    Was she crashing the party?

  14. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Bam
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    It’s good to see Rebel Wilson getting so much work nowadays, she really deserves it.

  15. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    KB
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    Why don’t they make Spanx for faces?

  16. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
    EZ-B
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    I got your Dos Equis right here, bitch!

  17. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
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    She needs To go back to Scientology, she looks horrible.

  18. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
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    OK, I’ll eat some of that peculiar looking food as long as I can eat YOU for dessert!

  19. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    “LOOK! He’s in the middle of the street. Now’s our chance…EVERYONE SPEED UP!”

  20. Jessica Canseco Cleavage Lingerie Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
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    She’s not my cup of tea. Spent too many years fucking and sucking Jose’s bat.

  21. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    ♫ ♪ “Get your motor running…head out of the high-way…” ♫ ♪

  22. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I think it would be like bangin’ a midget, her tiny hands would make your meat look SO big ! !

  23. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
    sweatbag
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    ugly as fuck though

  24. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    sweatbag
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    there’s a trail of piss all the way down the road

  25. Shemar Moore Martin Luther King Jr Tattoo
    Martina
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    Stay classy, Shemar

  26. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
    kaylia
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    Shamcey Supsup*

  27. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
    Trauma Queen
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    If look closely, her face is quietly Paltrowing.

  28. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    Inky Black
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    You know, I’ve always had a soft spot for Katie, though now it looks like she may have several of her own.

  29. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    Why would you want to get a tattoo that looks like a 70′s bush with wings?

  30. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    betty
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    yikes, looks like she borrowed miss piggy’s wig. these chicks need to stop it already with the fake hair. it looks so outdated.

  31. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
    betty
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    why the long face you douche bag?

  32. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    betty
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    bung-holio

  33. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
    betty
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    beady-eyed crazy bastard.

  34. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
    betty
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    this sister looks like borrowed kim k’s hideous pants.

  35. Jessica Canseco Cleavage Lingerie Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
    betty
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    oh brother. these silly women are all the same. disgraceful, unoriginal and boring. it’s all: look at me! look at me! I am the most beautiful girl in the world…. yawn. but I have to say, I just love all of the black guys in the backgrounds of these pictures. it’s hilarious and very entertaining! how are they everywhere?

  36. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
    betty
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    sup?

  37. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    betty
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    what’s with the elephant knee? strange material…

  38. Shauna Sand Butt Tight Leather Pants
    betty
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    I didn’t know joan rivers was so thin…

  39. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Lingerie Jessica Canseco Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
    betty
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    sexy gurlz party looks stupid.

  40. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    betty
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    love the clown hair too. so elegant and sophisticated…

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