The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.20.12

December 20th, 2012 // 275 Comments

I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*

Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    Orange Duck
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    And once again, ladies &gents, here is Donald Trump demonstrating to all how one gajillion dollars can, but in this case will not, buy you a stylist (or self respect for that matter).

  2. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Phoenix
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    Mmm…flabby arms…

  3. Jeannie Mai Miss Universe Pageant
    HackSaw
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    I’d hit it.

  4. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    Well, this outfit isn’t so douchey—oh, just saw the shoes. And you were so close, Russell. So close.

  5. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    spooky1234
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    Melania must heavily sedate herself before bed each night.

  6. Dennis Quaid
    Phoenix
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    Alan Thicke is BACK!

  7. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
    Lonnie
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    And then I won the final round of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ with this move right here… Like this!

  8. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
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    Holy shit, I thought you were making a joke with that name, Photo Boy. The best joke you ever made, no less.

  9. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    Look at yourself, lady
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    So apparently Tom got all the mirrors from their mansions in the divorce deal, huh? Huh. Too bad.

  10. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    She’s reclining and leaning over, but look how those breasts are retaining their shape through all those contortions. That means they’re natural, right?

  11. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
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    One of those instances where i no longer miss the zoom function.

  12. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    pipedreamer
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    Wow! Where does the time go? Is it already Orientation Day at the Kardashian Academy?!

  13. Shauna Sand Butt Tight Leather Pants
    FamousPlastic.net
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    Why does she spend thousands on plastic surgery, but can’t get her hair properly blown out?

  14. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    pipedreamer
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    You’re mired!…in mediocrity.

  15. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
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    She always looks so supremely derpy.

  16. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    pipedreamer
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    You’re mired!…in mediocrity.

  17. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    Number 2
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    Fish, could you please restore the links so that when I click on the picture it advances to the next photo; the new ‘next’ link is small and a uh difficult target with my left hand…

    Thanks a bunch.

  18. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
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    Nice chingina, old man.

  19. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
    jd
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    Entertainers. They know EVERYTHING.

  20. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    Ooh, be still, my throbbing erection.

    *horf*

  21. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    tlmck
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    Heavy Rider.

  22. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
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    Yep, looks like an asshole to me

  23. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
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    At first I just thought “Ha! Look at her wonk eye!” But then I went and hid under the bed after realizing that she has two faces. TWO FACES!! As in two completely different things are going on, on opposite sides of her head! Just in case you you weren’t following…

  24. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
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    I can’t help it ….I love Russell Brand. He’s goofy, and it makes me laugh. Comedians can dress however they please.

  25. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    I can’t help it ….I love Russell Brand. He’s goofy, and it makes me laugh. Comedians can dress however they please.

  26. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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    He graduated from the Wikipedia school of Foreign Affairs.

  27. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    On his way to testify before Congress.

  28. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
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    “Imma let you finish!” -Kanye

  29. Jeannie Mai Miss Universe Pageant
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    Jeannie Mai love you long time.

  30. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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    Lady in the back: “Can someone please tell Ben Affleck that he is in my seat?”

  31. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    Motorboat Captain
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    WHY IS THERE NO MORE OF THIS

  32. Claudia Jordan Cleavage Legs Miss Universe Pageant
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    Melanoma in 3… 2… 1…

  33. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    bigalkie
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    It’s nice when The Superficial recognizes average 50 year old housewives from middle America. Merry Christmas.

  34. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    bigalkie
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    What a gross human being.

  35. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
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    The secret is to stare at those tits while you try tostomach that awful food.

  36. Jeannie Mai Miss Universe Pageant
    bigalkie
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    She’s a peach.. Too bad about the clown tits.

  37. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
    bigalkie
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    Just in time for Christmas. The lastest LuLu Loser Pant and Shoe set.

  38. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    bigalkie
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    Wow..He smokes too. What a dreamboat.

  39. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
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    Look at those tits!

  40. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Skeeter
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    I’d sit on her face.

  41. Jessica Canseco Cleavage Lingerie Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, now you are just giving it away.

  42. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    Skeeter
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    People always make fun of her but I would absolutely bang her in any of her holes.

  43. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Miss Universe Pageant
    Kitty
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    How come some women get SKINNIER with pregnancy…this sucks….

  44. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Shawn F.
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    can she ever look good in two consecutive photos?

  45. Claudia Jordan Cleavage Legs Miss Universe Pageant
    Skeeter
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    I would eat her vag.

  46. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    Nando
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    Yes, it’s the new Louge Log, a diet aid made from strawberry flavored plastic that shoots through your body undigested, yet making you feel full for hours!

  47. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
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    *sigh* “When I see Christmas elves, I think of Tom.”

  48. Shemar Moore Martin Luther King Jr Tattoo
    Nando
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    I guess the other guy as a thing for Martin King.

  49. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
    Nando
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    Looks like someone’s having sex in an uncomfortable place.

  50. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Cleavage
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    You can stop looking.Wikipedia doesn’t who you are either.

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