I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*
Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,
- Photo Boy