I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*
Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,
- Photo Boy
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And once again, ladies &gents, here is Donald Trump demonstrating to all how one gajillion dollars can, but in this case will not, buy you a stylist (or self respect for that matter).
Mmm…flabby arms…
I’d hit it.
Well, this outfit isn’t so douchey—oh, just saw the shoes. And you were so close, Russell. So close.
Melania must heavily sedate herself before bed each night.
Alan Thicke is BACK!
And then I won the final round of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ with this move right here… Like this!
Holy shit, I thought you were making a joke with that name, Photo Boy. The best joke you ever made, no less.
So apparently Tom got all the mirrors from their mansions in the divorce deal, huh? Huh. Too bad.
She’s reclining and leaning over, but look how those breasts are retaining their shape through all those contortions. That means they’re natural, right?
One of those instances where i no longer miss the zoom function.
Wow! Where does the time go? Is it already Orientation Day at the Kardashian Academy?!
Why does she spend thousands on plastic surgery, but can’t get her hair properly blown out?
You’re mired!…in mediocrity.
She always looks so supremely derpy.
You’re mired!…in mediocrity.
Fish, could you please restore the links so that when I click on the picture it advances to the next photo; the new ‘next’ link is small and a uh difficult target with my left hand…
Thanks a bunch.
Nice chingina, old man.
Entertainers. They know EVERYTHING.
Ooh, be still, my throbbing erection.
*horf*
Heavy Rider.
Yep, looks like an asshole to me
At first I just thought “Ha! Look at her wonk eye!” But then I went and hid under the bed after realizing that she has two faces. TWO FACES!! As in two completely different things are going on, on opposite sides of her head! Just in case you you weren’t following…
I can’t help it ….I love Russell Brand. He’s goofy, and it makes me laugh. Comedians can dress however they please.
Okay, so somehow this pasted on the wrong page. The Sup has been on crack lately.
I can’t help it ….I love Russell Brand. He’s goofy, and it makes me laugh. Comedians can dress however they please.
He graduated from the Wikipedia school of Foreign Affairs.
On his way to testify before Congress.
“Imma let you finish!” -Kanye
Jeannie Mai love you long time.
Lady in the back: “Can someone please tell Ben Affleck that he is in my seat?”
WHY IS THERE NO MORE OF THIS
Melanoma in 3… 2… 1…
It’s nice when The Superficial recognizes average 50 year old housewives from middle America. Merry Christmas.
What a gross human being.
The secret is to stare at those tits while you try tostomach that awful food.
She’s a peach.. Too bad about the clown tits.
Just in time for Christmas. The lastest LuLu Loser Pant and Shoe set.
Wow..He smokes too. What a dreamboat.
Look at those tits!
wrong picture, but it works here.
I’d sit on her face.
Okay, now you are just giving it away.
People always make fun of her but I would absolutely bang her in any of her holes.
How come some women get SKINNIER with pregnancy…this sucks….
can she ever look good in two consecutive photos?
I would eat her vag.
Yes, it’s the new Louge Log, a diet aid made from strawberry flavored plastic that shoots through your body undigested, yet making you feel full for hours!
*sigh* “When I see Christmas elves, I think of Tom.”
I guess the other guy as a thing for Martin King.
Looks like someone’s having sex in an uncomfortable place.
You can stop looking.Wikipedia doesn’t who you are either.