The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.20.12

December 20th, 2012 // 275 Comments

I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*

Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
    DeucePickle
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    Her being a model is the reason that this is her version of a salad and lemon meringue pie but also the reason that I’m totally okay with that.

  2. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
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    She appears to have a lot of practice

  3. Shauna Sand Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    I can still see her nipple scars.

  4. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
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    She’s fancy as fuck.

  5. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    “You want to kiss the skeleton?”

  6. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
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    Someone tell her they aren’t casting for Jabba The Hutt in Star Wars Episode VII

  7. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
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    Recreating the moment of conception.

  8. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
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    What were they serving at this event?
    All the whores were wasted.

  9. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    joe
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    Practicing for the black microphone exam at Kamp Kartrashian.

  10. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
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    She looks pretty comfortable living a (relatively) normal life after giving up her life with Tom Cruise.

  11. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    His boobs are coming along nicely

  12. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
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    See my comment 4 pages back.

  13. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Le Terminateur

  14. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    sprub
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    I like that she provides reading material for the guy doing her from behind.

  15. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
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    See my comment 4 pages back.

  16. Dennis Quaid
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    They’ve started shooting the Lifetime Mitt Romney biopic I see…

  17. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Corset Runway Milan Fashion Week
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    She looks great.

  18. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Miss Universe Pageant
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    Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. You’r still pregant and you boyfriend’s stil going to prison.

  19. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
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    Waddle waddle. Waddle waddle waddle.

  20. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Cleavage
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    Brought to you by Tatum O’Seed (TM)

  21. Jeannie Mai Miss Universe Pageant
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    She’s pretty hot.

  22. Erin Heatherton Bikini
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    Very nice.

  23. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
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    Yes!
    Just in time for Christmas…
    The Britney Spears CuCkoo clock!

  24. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    Her and Rihanna on the same small island? Two skanks enter, one skank leaves.

  25. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
    Chris
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    Wait…I’m sorry…why are the people we employ to handle the critical functions of our government talking to an actor about the political situation in Rwanda? Just what goddamn qualifications does Ben Affleck have that we need him spouting off in the goddamn Capital building??? GODDAMN!

    • “The founder of the Eastern Congo Initiative, an advocacy and grant-making organization committed to peaceful solutions in the war-torn African nation, Affleck appeared on a panel with academic experts and government officials to address what the United States might do to help the country of some 68 million people.
      “At the end of his testimony, Affleck fielded questions, showing a deep knowledge of the country and its history. [Committee chair Rep. Buck] McKeon said that he was wholly unfamiliar with the nation’s troubles, telling Affleck and his fellow panelists. ‘I frankly knew nothing about the Congo other than what I learned today,’ the chairman said.” – Los Angeles Times

      Sounds like he knows a little something about the issue, and certainly more than someone who thinks the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda are the same place.

      • THHH-wackkk! Bull’s eye, Tom!

      • Chris

        Actually I know precisely where Rwand and the DRC are and I know about Ben’s little video PSA that makes it seem like it’s a good thing that Kgame is sending troops into the DRC (like he hasn’t been doing this for awhile). The problems in the area of Rwanda/DRC/Uganda are extremely complex going back through the Rwandan genocide and all the way back to Belgain colonization and King Leopold. If you think Ben’s opinion about the area isn’t influenced by his friendship with Kgame and that Rwanda never came up in this discussion then you don’t understand the issue. So, I do know a thing or two about this whole mess. I’m sure I coul give ole Ben a run for his money and yet I still find neither of us worthy of speaking to Congress about the issue.

  26. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Cock Dr
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    Apparently there is lots of sick money to be made on the dark side of fame.

  27. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    Pine Table fever
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    This guy is a massive cunt. Doesn’t get any simpler than that.

  28. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
    Cock Dr
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    He’s contemplating a political career.
    Don’t laugh too hard…remember Reagan.

    • I’ve seen Ben Affleck several times on Bill Maher’s program and he is incredibly bright and surprisingly articulate. I think he would do very well in politics.

  29. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    Cock Dr
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    So easy to get drunk off your ass when strenuously dieting.

  30. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
    Cock Dr
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    She’s like “Yup, here’s my boobs…best investment I ever made”.

  31. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
    Cock Dr
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    I love the dress.

  32. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Miss Universe Pageant
    Cock Dr
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    She looks great while hugely preggers…always an admirable accomplishment.
    Good luck with that.

  33. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    Cock Dr
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    They look so natural.

  34. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
    Mary Feeney
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    “Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition in which people have an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with themselves.” – US National Library of Medicine

  35. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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    “Smitty, what the hell are gonna do about our approval rating? It’s less than 23 months to the mid-terms and we’ll all be unemployed with no welfare system”.

    “I know, Buck. Our embassies look like Swiss cheese to terrorists, this fiscal cliff pissing context is gonna plunge the world into another recession, lunatics are gunning down schoolkids while we suckle at the NRA teat … no wonder the public hates all of us.”

    “Wait a minute! What if we found someone who’s an even bigger asshole than any of us? Get him on TV in front of our committee and we’ll look golden by comparison!”

  36. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    anonym
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    I could photoshop a dick on that

  37. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    karlito
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    she reminds of the women in the original Total Recall. when questioned about on how long she plans top spend time on Mars she responds …”twoo weeeeks”..”.twwooo weeeeks” before her head starts to come apart.

  38. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Sandoucheky
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    The more people want to get their comments in the “Most Important People” post, the lamer their comments get

  39. Dennis Quaid
    journalschism
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    No one is buying the dye job, Howard Dean.

  40. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Mohambi Johnson
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    I spy… Rebel Wilson!

  41. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    Where the hell do you even buy shitty clothing like that?

  42. Shauna Sand Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Plastic surgery is a good investment….

  43. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    Mickey
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    He looks like a blow-fish.

  44. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
    Ray
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    So, this is how she poisons her friends and family. What even you do, do not go to her house for dinner.

  45. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
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    Is she trying to cut off all the circulation to her legs? Does that help with something?

  46. Shauna Sand Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Nice ass, but it looks like she ran into a 2×6. Continuously.

  47. Shauna Sand Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Vlad
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    Wait…I think something dropped off.

  48. Erin Heatherton Bikini
    Vlad
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    My fav Victoria’s Secret model…no snarky remark for Erin.

  49. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    Loonie Jane
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    And the crazy runs from here all the way down to ma toes.

  50. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
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    Now, that’s a balanced meal: turkey, puréed squash, Brussels sprouts, and two milks.

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