I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*
Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,
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Her being a model is the reason that this is her version of a salad and lemon meringue pie but also the reason that I’m totally okay with that.
She appears to have a lot of practice
I can still see her nipple scars.
She’s fancy as fuck.
“You want to kiss the skeleton?”
Someone tell her they aren’t casting for Jabba The Hutt in Star Wars Episode VII
Recreating the moment of conception.
What were they serving at this event?
All the whores were wasted.
Practicing for the black microphone exam at Kamp Kartrashian.
She looks pretty comfortable living a (relatively) normal life after giving up her life with Tom Cruise.
His boobs are coming along nicely
See my comment 4 pages back.
This new interface doesn’t work well with Firefox.
I was on the next page but this ended up here.
Same here. The Superficial now doesn’t work with Firefox.
I’m using Google Chrome and it seems to have a couple of glitches with it, too.
Yep, me too.
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Le Terminateur avec un ventre supplémentaire.
Bravo, les gars!
I like that she provides reading material for the guy doing her from behind.
yeah, keeps him from getting bored..
See my comment 4 pages back.
Does anybody really care that much to go back that far to read your comment? I know I don’t…
They’ve started shooting the Lifetime Mitt Romney biopic I see…
She looks great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. You’r still pregant and you boyfriend’s stil going to prison.
Waddle waddle. Waddle waddle waddle.
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She’s pretty hot.
Very nice.
Yes!
Just in time for Christmas…
The Britney Spears CuCkoo clock!
Her and Rihanna on the same small island? Two skanks enter, one skank leaves.
Wait…I’m sorry…why are the people we employ to handle the critical functions of our government talking to an actor about the political situation in Rwanda? Just what goddamn qualifications does Ben Affleck have that we need him spouting off in the goddamn Capital building??? GODDAMN!
“The founder of the Eastern Congo Initiative, an advocacy and grant-making organization committed to peaceful solutions in the war-torn African nation, Affleck appeared on a panel with academic experts and government officials to address what the United States might do to help the country of some 68 million people.
“At the end of his testimony, Affleck fielded questions, showing a deep knowledge of the country and its history. [Committee chair Rep. Buck] McKeon said that he was wholly unfamiliar with the nation’s troubles, telling Affleck and his fellow panelists. ‘I frankly knew nothing about the Congo other than what I learned today,’ the chairman said.” – Los Angeles Times
Sounds like he knows a little something about the issue, and certainly more than someone who thinks the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda are the same place.
THHH-wackkk! Bull’s eye, Tom!
Actually I know precisely where Rwand and the DRC are and I know about Ben’s little video PSA that makes it seem like it’s a good thing that Kgame is sending troops into the DRC (like he hasn’t been doing this for awhile). The problems in the area of Rwanda/DRC/Uganda are extremely complex going back through the Rwandan genocide and all the way back to Belgain colonization and King Leopold. If you think Ben’s opinion about the area isn’t influenced by his friendship with Kgame and that Rwanda never came up in this discussion then you don’t understand the issue. So, I do know a thing or two about this whole mess. I’m sure I coul give ole Ben a run for his money and yet I still find neither of us worthy of speaking to Congress about the issue.
Apparently there is lots of sick money to be made on the dark side of fame.
This guy is a massive cunt. Doesn’t get any simpler than that.
He’s contemplating a political career.
Don’t laugh too hard…remember Reagan.
I’ve seen Ben Affleck several times on Bill Maher’s program and he is incredibly bright and surprisingly articulate. I think he would do very well in politics.
So easy to get drunk off your ass when strenuously dieting.
She’s like “Yup, here’s my boobs…best investment I ever made”.
I love the dress.
She looks great while hugely preggers…always an admirable accomplishment.
Good luck with that.
They look so natural.
“Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition in which people have an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with themselves.” – US National Library of Medicine
“Smitty, what the hell are gonna do about our approval rating? It’s less than 23 months to the mid-terms and we’ll all be unemployed with no welfare system”.
“I know, Buck. Our embassies look like Swiss cheese to terrorists, this fiscal cliff pissing context is gonna plunge the world into another recession, lunatics are gunning down schoolkids while we suckle at the NRA teat … no wonder the public hates all of us.”
“Wait a minute! What if we found someone who’s an even bigger asshole than any of us? Get him on TV in front of our committee and we’ll look golden by comparison!”
I could photoshop a dick on that
she reminds of the women in the original Total Recall. when questioned about on how long she plans top spend time on Mars she responds …”twoo weeeeks”..”.twwooo weeeeks” before her head starts to come apart.
The more people want to get their comments in the “Most Important People” post, the lamer their comments get
No one is buying the dye job, Howard Dean.
I spy… Rebel Wilson!
I was about to say: “This isn’t Britney Spears. This is that fat girl from Pitch Perfect who looks like Jonah Hill in drag.”
Where the hell do you even buy shitty clothing like that?
Plastic surgery is a good investment….
He looks like a blow-fish.
So, this is how she poisons her friends and family. What even you do, do not go to her house for dinner.
Is she trying to cut off all the circulation to her legs? Does that help with something?
Nice ass, but it looks like she ran into a 2×6. Continuously.
Wait…I think something dropped off.
My fav Victoria’s Secret model…no snarky remark for Erin.
And the crazy runs from here all the way down to ma toes.
Now, that’s a balanced meal: turkey, puréed squash, Brussels sprouts, and two milks.