I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*
Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,
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There best be some of them dang ‘ol chicken wings over there left for me!
So where’s Jesse James?
tattooed on her fucking back no doubt. Not attractive.
Mother of the year. Take that, Courtney Love.
Put this on my MySpace Page. I see good things for MySpace. A real success.
Damn, that looks good! The boobs. The food looks like crap.
I see filthy things in that decanter’s future.
A solid meal!!
Remember when everybody used to think she was hot? I never understood, not even back when she had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.
She was never hot. She always came across as phony to me. XTina was hot.
No, Mandy Moore was hot
I definitely agree with this.
We were hoping she was a slutty easy mess. Boy were we wrong.
rather cold and pointless , isn’t , Love ?
Maybe his role in “Far From Heaven” wasn’t such a stretch.
“Mister Affleck, the Chairman asked you a direct question. How *do* you justify Daredevil?”
I can see my dignity, running away quickly
Heroin!
At least he’s wearing pants in this one.
J Plow,wow !
No “n” in her first name, but otherwise, Ms. Philippines, supsup?
For God’s sake…somebody unbutton his top button and QUICK! His head is going to explode!
Let it explode. That will release all the hot air he keeps in there.
It’s UGE!
A girl covered in tattoos is the second sexxxiest thing in the world. The first sexxiest thing? It’s a tie between everything else!
This is the best Sally Struthers has looked in years.
Looks like all three guests were able to make it into one picture together.
When you’re the least hottest and lucid mom at an event featuring Bertney Spears, you should probably stay home.
Poor hand technique, but the open mouthed willingness would probably make up for it.
Her name is a mockery of itself
Fact: wearing your pants low on the hips is prison slang for willingly accepting bottom for anal.
“Hey y’all, has anybody seen muh neck?”
My apologies to all semi-literate rednecks: I misspelled seent.
You’re Fired!
Is Amanda Bynes still in L.A.?
That’s right. Take the whole thing.
“Sir, we are aware of your movies and alleged acting skills. We are still quite uncertain what about this makes you qualified to address this august committee. No, we do not have Jason Bourne on speed dial and how hot your wife is doesn’t really pertai….”
“I banged Blake Lively”
“The Chair would like to recognize Mister Affleck as an expert in Foreign Relations.”
Blake Lively’s vagina is well traveled.
Do you know where I can get a visa?
That’s the only tramp stamp I’ve ever liked.
She looks rather sane. Maybe LeAnn Rimes’ performance was a sort of ‘scared straight’ for Bertney.
I really dig her surgeon. I always thought he did a good job with these.
Steve-= dumped her, not sure if that makes her much or less hott….
Mmmmm, doughnuts
He cant be trusted around shoelaces.
Wow. This turned out to be a stellar night for Bertney.
This guy is a walking Thanksgiving dinner: Onion Roll haircut, Turkey neck, and orange peel skin garnish.
Her hottness continues to be a reminder of just how big Eddie Murphy once was.
Disgusting human being.
Who said he was human?
Alex demonstrates cunnilingus as performed by a crazy old man who can’t keep up sexually with his trophy wife.
It’s beginning to look a lot like huge tits.
We get it… your eccentric. And edgy. And secretly gay.
Secretly? Hmm.
“I made Hilaria cum 2 times last night! Who’s an old man now, huh?”
Her stomach tattoo almost seems to be a warning to all those foolish enough to try going down on her.
Yeah, it says “Abandon all hope ye who enter here” under the bathing suit
I like everything from the neck down.
Ah, the classic “Prelude to a sneeze” in tart major
Can somebody ask Asshole Jesus why the world is ending tomorrow?
Concealed within the fake bump: All of Hef’s silverware.
Orange you glad you used Dial
Black guy’s got the best view in the house.
“Galldang, y’all. You can see Arby’s from here.”