The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.20.12

December 20th, 2012 // 275 Comments

I swear I wasn’t going to include anymore Claudia Galanti pics today…pretty sure she sensed it.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it’s finally the time of year for late-stage pregnancy slutty Mrs. Claus pics from people who are literally only famous for posting pictures like these to the Internet where they’re passed around like an infectious virus and snickered at as our souls escape us one desperate click at a time please, oh please can we just end this fucking ridiculous existen– Whoa, what just happened back there? Seriously, I just came to and a bunch of crazy words were on this draft, but wait, what’s that down there? A goddamn Honey Boo Boo porno? Fuck it, I’m not deleting any of it. *takes off pants, runs into street, fires pistol into the air*

Seriously though, see you tomorrow, when we’re all still here and have to pretend that’s a good thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    tidbit
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    There best be some of them dang ‘ol chicken wings over there left for me!

  2. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    So where’s Jesse James?

  3. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    tidbit
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    Mother of the year. Take that, Courtney Love.

  4. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    tidbit
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    Put this on my MySpace Page. I see good things for MySpace. A real success.

  5. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
    tidbit
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    Damn, that looks good! The boobs. The food looks like crap.

  6. Jessica Canseco Cleavage Lingerie Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
    tidbit
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    I see filthy things in that decanter’s future.

  7. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    May Johner
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    A solid meal!!

  8. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    quix
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    Remember when everybody used to think she was hot? I never understood, not even back when she had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.

  9. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
    James Marshall
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    rather cold and pointless , isn’t , Love ?

  10. Dennis Quaid
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    Maybe his role in “Far From Heaven” wasn’t such a stretch.

  11. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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    “Mister Affleck, the Chairman asked you a direct question. How *do* you justify Daredevil?”

  12. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    allspilt
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    I can see my dignity, running away quickly

  13. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    Adam Frawley
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    Heroin!

  14. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    At least he’s wearing pants in this one.

  15. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
    Adam Frawley
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    J Plow,wow !

  16. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
    it had to be said
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    No “n” in her first name, but otherwise, Ms. Philippines, supsup?

  17. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
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    For God’s sake…somebody unbutton his top button and QUICK! His head is going to explode!

  18. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    A girl covered in tattoos is the second sexxxiest thing in the world. The first sexxiest thing? It’s a tie between everything else!

  19. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the best Sally Struthers has looked in years.

  20. Jessica Canseco Cleavage Lingerie Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
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    Looks like all three guests were able to make it into one picture together.

  21. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When you’re the least hottest and lucid mom at an event featuring Bertney Spears, you should probably stay home.

  22. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
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    Poor hand technique, but the open mouthed willingness would probably make up for it.

  23. Schmancy Supsup Miss Universe Pageant
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    Her name is a mockery of itself

  24. Shemar Moore Martin Luther King Jr Tattoo
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    Fact: wearing your pants low on the hips is prison slang for willingly accepting bottom for anal.

  25. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
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    “Hey y’all, has anybody seen muh neck?”

  26. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is Amanda Bynes still in L.A.?

  27. Claudia Galanti Bikini Popsicle
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    That’s right. Take the whole thing.

  28. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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    “Sir, we are aware of your movies and alleged acting skills. We are still quite uncertain what about this makes you qualified to address this august committee. No, we do not have Jason Bourne on speed dial and how hot your wife is doesn’t really pertai….”

    “I banged Blake Lively”

    “The Chair would like to recognize Mister Affleck as an expert in Foreign Relations.”

  29. Shemar Moore Martin Luther King Jr Tattoo
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    That’s the only tramp stamp I’ve ever liked.

  30. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
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    She looks rather sane. Maybe LeAnn Rimes’ performance was a sort of ‘scared straight’ for Bertney.

  31. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
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    I really dig her surgeon. I always thought he did a good job with these.

  32. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Corset Runway Milan Fashion Week
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    Steve-= dumped her, not sure if that makes her much or less hott….

  33. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    DeucePickle
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    Mmmmm, doughnuts

  34. Dennis Quaid
    Turd Ferguson
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    He cant be trusted around shoelaces.

  35. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
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    Wow. This turned out to be a stellar night for Bertney.

  36. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
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    This guy is a walking Thanksgiving dinner: Onion Roll haircut, Turkey neck, and orange peel skin garnish.

  37. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Lingerie Jessica Canseco Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
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    Her hottness continues to be a reminder of just how big Eddie Murphy once was.

  38. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
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    Disgusting human being.

  39. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
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    Alex demonstrates cunnilingus as performed by a crazy old man who can’t keep up sexually with his trophy wife.

  40. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Slutty Mrs Claus
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    It’s beginning to look a lot like huge tits.

  41. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    We get it… your eccentric. And edgy. And secretly gay.

  42. Alec Baldwin Capital One Ad
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    “I made Hilaria cum 2 times last night! Who’s an old man now, huh?”

  43. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    Her stomach tattoo almost seems to be a warning to all those foolish enough to try going down on her.

  44. JWoww Cleavage X Factor Season Finale
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    I like everything from the neck down.

  45. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed X Factor Season Finale
    sprub
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    Ah, the classic “Prelude to a sneeze” in tart major

  46. Russell Brand Leather Pants Tucked Into Fuzzy Boots
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    Can somebody ask Asshole Jesus why the world is ending tomorrow?

  47. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Miss Universe Pageant
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    Concealed within the fake bump: All of Hef’s silverware.

  48. Donald Trump Duck Lips Miss Universe Pageant
    sprub
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    Orange you glad you used Dial

  49. Jessica Canseco Cleavage Lingerie Sexy Girlz Birthday Party
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    Black guy’s got the best view in the house.

  50. Britney Spears X Factor Season Finale
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    “Galldang, y’all. You can see Arby’s from here.”

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