The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

December 19th, 2013 // 362 Comments

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fishnets Knee High Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the most overrated singer of the past 20 years. A woman who has influenced many female singers to affect a trashy style of over-the-top, hold-the-high note vocals. A woman who famously casting-couched her way to the top by marrying Tommy Mottola …. Mariah Carey!”

  2. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone say, “Can I get a Witness?”

  3. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    The LGBT Mafia and the Amish Mafia are enlisting blacks and Canadians to fight the Republican Mafia.

  4. Carson

    Usher looking out for his cash cow.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad plastic surgery for Arnold. Looks Asian now. Why do they do stupid shit like that?

  6. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn…she looks like Todd Rundgren.

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