The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

December 19th, 2013 // 362 Comments

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    He went to florida to get his superpowers, but all he got from the C0$ was a dress that Tom Cruise wore.

  2. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Will someone do a ZERO Dark Thirty on her and have her explain WHY she had that little fudge pusher?

  3. Keanu Reeves High Drunk Backwards Hat Scarf
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    I’ll give it to the guy he has been thru a whole lot of mess, and still able to keep going like he has.bravo

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    CtF
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    He’s wearing that shirt ironically. Everyone knows Gwyneth Paltrow’s British.

  5. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    CtF
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    His eyebrows are migrating North for the winter. Imagine the previous sentence in Richard Attenborough’s voice.

  6. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    icu
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    What a dil-hole.

  7. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Look how skinny his arms are. I know skinny girls with bigger arms.

  8. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
    Frosty the Blowman
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    Look, it;s Joe Mangan Holy Shit!

  9. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fishnets Knee High Boots
    Frosty the Blowman
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    The world’s first frosted afro!

  10. Vince Vaughn Scruffy Beard Bags Under Eyes Disneyland
    Frosty the Blowman
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    Filming for the Johnny Knoxville bio pic has begun!

  11. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    It’s getting harder and harder to tell Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber apart.

  12. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    How does a woman with a man-face give birth to a lesbian boy?

  13. Lacey Schwimmer US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    Er…that’s the LAS VEGAS WEEKLY that’s celebrating 15 years. Us Weekly goes back to 1977.

  14. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Frosty the Blowman
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    Is there such a thing as a post partum abortion?

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    Vlad
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    Sadly, she had to leave her other kids, Jesus Christ and God Dammit home with their dad.

  16. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    suck it
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    Total butterface.

  17. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    It’s Hitlary, the future president of the USSA.

  18. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    limeseeds
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    You mean Willow. The daughter’s name is Willow.

  19. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Nice Tits!

  20. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    Kurt Russell strikes me as a dudes dude, he probably hasn’t changed one bit. He gets a pass on the chic Blue Collar getup.

  21. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Samantha
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    I can’t tell which one is supposed to be Michael Jackson

  22. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    brian
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    It\’s like he\’s trying to look like an asshole.

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    he looks like he’s filled with wonder at the magnificence of the world, and the new experiences every day brings.

    She looks mildly disgusted with what she just did to get past TSA pre-check

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    I know I harp on basics of mens fashions a lot, and Leo has managed to tie a passable knot in a tie that’s only a little too skinny…But who sits with their coat still buttoned? It’s just wrong on every level

  25. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    maybe if your name is FatOne you just anticipate the jokes and lose a little weight?

  26. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    she’s so has been, the photographer didn’t bother to get out of his car

  27. Vince Vaughn Scruffy Beard Bags Under Eyes Disneyland
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    and this is how a paparazzi writes off taking his kids to Disneyland

  28. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    glam
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    I bet this dude reeks of Drakkar Noir.

  29. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Justin is still the prettiest of them all

  30. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Rianon
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    I’ve said it before with Cory…but Michael Jackson is contagious…

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    richie
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    both had been basted in butter in a shallow baking pan at 350 degrees for 35 minutes.

  32. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    As soon as he walked out on stage, everyone started to throw rocks.

  33. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Reporter: “Mr DiCaprio, are you and Jonah Hill friends now?”
    Leo: (laughing hysterically) “No.”

  34. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    With Jaden you always go full retard

  35. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    “You smell lonely and desperate. I will meet you in the last stall of the women’s bathroom. I will be the one with the penis.”

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
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    They’re so dark, the cops stopped them twice and checked their immigration status.

  37. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    “Wow! You are a huge star!”
    “Thanks, but I’m not that famous.”
    “Sorry. I meant to say that you are a fat actress. My english is not that good.”

  38. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    Oz Matters
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    I have never seen a right-angle chin line before.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Mr. Valderrama, you dropped your “Will work for food” sign.

  40. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
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    The question that needs to be asked is “Why is there a painting of Kerstie Alley on the wall?”

  41. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
    Odbarc
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    The Fat One living up to his name.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    Odbarc
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    Photographed by JJ Abrams. The lens flare all over their faces.

  43. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    Smokeshow!

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    journalschism
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    So do cosmetic surgeons just staple this pic to mortgage applications or what?

  45. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    mike
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    man I knew janelle monae was selling out but this is ridiculous

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    Schadenfreude
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    He thinking “EEF I slip her da roofees den she von’t haff ‘Total Recall’ laytah’.

  47. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    The vagina that launched a thousand douche bags.

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    Skidmarx
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    Did Curtis Sliwa change his hat ?

  49. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Mista Snazzy
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    The Douche is strong in this one!!!!

  50. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Robb7
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    Lesbians for Life Knitting Club co-hosts their holiday party with the local prayer meeting group to save money on cookies and milk.

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