The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

December 19th, 2013 // 362 Comments

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    JimBB
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    They just came from their monthly bronze dipping.

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    JimBB
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    They just came from their monthly bronze dipping

  3. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    The Pope
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    And the winner for most triangular shaped head is…

  4. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
    JimBB
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    I don’t know who that girl is, but I really like her shirt.

  5. Vince Vaughn Scruffy Beard Bags Under Eyes Disneyland
    JimBB
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    Daddy makes me take baths, but mommy said he hasn’t taken one in weeks.

  6. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    He could host Ellen, and no one would ever know.

  7. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    The Pope
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    “Jonah, you’re fat. And yet you’re not a good-looking fat, as in “oh he’d be really handsome if he just lost some weight” kind of fat. Basically you’re ugly. And now you’re sitting on a stage next to Leonardo DiCaprio, one of the most handsome men in the world.”

    “Um…is there a question?”

    “No.”

  8. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    Hmmm.. the glasses of Lohan, the hair of Vanilla ice, the tats of a wannabe gangsta, the bling of MC Hammer and the outfit of Liberace.

    That is one confused young Canadian.

  9. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    JimBB
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    Every time I see my son perform, it makes me so glad I didn’t make that guy at the truck stop use a condom in the back of that ’89 Camaro.

  10. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    JimBB
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    I think the caption was supposed to read “West Hollywood High School.”

  11. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
    The Pope
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    First goddamn week of winter.

  12. Lacey Schwimmer US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    Nice ass.

  13. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    hypo
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    you said jessica rabbit was gonna be here!

  14. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Is he wearing a fucking skirt?

  15. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Nick4ca
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    Usher looks like a Ventrilaquist Holding his dummy.
    It’s art immitating life immitating art, or it might just be what usually happens when the 2 are together.

  16. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    I just love Hillary Clinton’s new haircut.

  17. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    I can never tell if it’s the boy or the girl.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    All that dick sucking gave him a nice strong jawline

  19. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’ll Hough and Puff and eat your ass down!

  20. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
    ruckus
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    I wanna see a show about this kid from Bel Air who gets moved to West Philly.

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    Robert? Mr Plant? Tell us some Led Zeppelin stories.

  22. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s shown us the room where she keeps all her shoes. Perhaps, as a special Christmas treat, she will show us her collections of lycra and bikinis.

  23. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    She’s turning into Marlon Brando.

  24. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    cc
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    Jaysus Bieber couldn’t look more effeminate if he had pigtails.

  25. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Ben Tramer
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    Butch Cassidy and the Gaydance Kid.

  26. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Codot
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    Alright kid, you’re never gonna be your dad. Just… stop.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    Codot
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    Nice tits. Darcy’s are alright too, I guess.

  28. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    Huh?
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    “Mommie i wanna UMPA-LUMPA nooooowwwwwww!!!”

  29. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Julianne – 1
    Reese – 0

  30. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
    cc
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    She just spotted a handsome 13 year old boy.

  31. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
    Jinks
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    What do you guys want him to wear? A Tux ? They’re in Aspen, and you know what…it snows there, just look at the ground…snow,see snow.

    • I live in a state with snow lots of snow, never had to wear Carhartt in my life. What snow are you talking about anyway, they are walking on perfectly clear, probably heated sidewalk of the equivalent of Rodeo Drive in Aspen where they will get into their Range Rover that is valet parked. I am down in Texas right now, the fuckers that wear this kind of shit do it because they need to for work and they are dirty, dusty and muddy as fuck, no pretenders.

  32. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Bea Arthur lost a lot of weight before she died.

  33. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    cc
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    They really knocked themselves out on those Christmas trees.

  34. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    cc
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    Moses…could be a good name for a pornstar….’Hey baby, I’m gonna part the red sea’

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    cc
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    You’d smile like the Cheshire cat too if you were going to find 3 Victoria’s Secret models under your tree on Christmas morning.

  36. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Oh my goodness, a black SUV

  37. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    This photograph is an abject failure and the photographer should be flogged.

  38. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Still alive, eh? That’s a shame.

  39. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    cc
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    Oh goodness, another somewhat famous celebrity female with the unerring ability to find a douchebag to hook up with.

  40. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    AnnaD.
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    How old was she when she birthed that insufferable lil’ bitch? 15?

  41. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Anyone else think he’s losing his hair?

  42. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Girl
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    Not pictured: a junior prom.

  43. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
    waynemoores
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    She’s really not that bad looking so why do his eyes look absolutely dead?

  44. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
    cc
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    Yup, she’s the highlight of that show alright

  45. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    She doesn’t really look like your stereotypical coke dealer.

  46. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    “If the girl be fit, you must acquit!”

  47. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
    Brad
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    She carried twin babies
    She gave birth to them
    She worked hard to get back to performer shape
    You wish you looked this good at 44 years old………..
    …look at those legs!

  48. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Carrying Son Luca Into Baby Gym
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    Ok, I think we deserve an explanation. What’s the fascination with Hillary Duff’s butt??

  49. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
    Frosty the Blowman
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    Even if I were his wife I couldn’t share a hairbrush with him knowing his new head hair came straight off his ball sack.

  50. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    Frosty the Blowman
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    “If it’s a crime to have nice teeth, then find me guilty,”

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