The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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