The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

December 19th, 2013 // 362 Comments

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    “Moses dear, be sure to only speak in Spanish so everyone will know what a pretentious twat I am.”

  2. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Little asshole.

  3. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    JW
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    It’s the lost Kardashian sister. They all thought Kloe ate her, but now it all makes sense.

  4. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Pretty sure this is what the Duck Dynasty guy was talking about.

  5. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Kung Lao looks like crap. And what’s Sonya doing there?

  6. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Rubik's Doob
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    This one’s titled “Shamalama ding dong” so hit it!

  7. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
    JP!
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    Looks like Paz de la Huerta’s been hitting the tanning booths again.

  8. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Time to start shopping in the “Adult” department.

  9. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Jesus would definitely not approve of that dress.

  10. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Looks like he still chooses his own clothes.

  11. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    anonym
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    I didn’t know Usher was a midget too.

  12. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    “I’m sorry Jaden but Spider-Man is white! That’s historically verifiable.”
    “What about Ultimate Spider-Man?”
    “Shit.”

    • Drew Peacock

      “yes yes Jaden, we are well aware of Ultimate Spiderman, and that role will go to Donald Glover but, If they ever decide to reboot the reboot and make him black again…that role will go to Michael B. Jordan or Tyler James Williams or Macauley Culkin in black face, fuck even Gabourey Sidibe!”

  13. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Itypethings
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    I think his face finally froze like that.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    The way he is holding that microphone. Some body language signals for any supermodels watching.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
    anonym
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    picture screams CUNT

  16. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Monsignor Nelson
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    Word search:
    FAP (right-to-left below left shoulder)
    FAP (right-to-left left midriff)
    FAP (right-to-left near hem above left leg)
    CUM (downwards right of chin)

  17. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
    fred
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    Jennifer Lopez, pictured prior to jamming her 4 inch heel into the eye of her assistant for getting her a tall latte instead of a grande.

  18. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Carrying Son Luca Into Baby Gym
    donkeylicks
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    She knows that it has to be her on the treadmill for the weight to come off, right?

  19. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    She’ll be the hottest piece of ass in prison for sure.

  20. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Andrew
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    Thank you Justin Bieber, thank you for reminding me why I hate the fucking 80′s.

  21. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    fred
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    It’s the thumb hole in the sleeves that really makes the outfit.

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    fred
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    “Mommy, did you know that we would be stripped searched at every airport when you decided to name me Moses?”

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
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    Damn, they’re shiny.

  24. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    *memorizes her face, loads pistol*
    To the time machine!

  25. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    donkeylicks
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    Paparazzi: Hey Wilmer, anything to say about former Lost Prophet’s frontman Ian Watkins?

  26. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    I don’t know the Amish were cool with interracial dating.

  27. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    fred
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    Guilty.

  28. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fishnets Knee High Boots
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    *not* at the Muscle and Fitness Party

  29. Vince Vaughn Scruffy Beard Bags Under Eyes Disneyland
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    Oh i would love to lick him

  30. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    She’s average.

  31. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    In the interests of racial equality, if I ever see these two in my neighborhood at night, I will shoot them both.

  32. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    That blouse tells me she’d invoking the Lindsey Lohan defense.

  33. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    I’m so getting that exact outfit for my grandmother for Xmas.
    Thanks Biebs!

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Oh sure, Leo wears a newsboy hat and he get’s his pick of Victoria’s Secret supermodels. I wear a newsboy hat and I’m labeled a douche.

  35. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
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    Did she kill her pimp and steal his fur coat?

  36. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
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    She looks great.

  37. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    “Say mama, isn’t that … umm… what were we supposed to call him? … Uncle Jeff?”

  38. Vince Vaughn Scruffy Beard Bags Under Eyes Disneyland
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    Can’t fault a dad for spending time with his kids, even if he’s a Blackhawks fan.

  39. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell on the set of Murder She Wrote.

  40. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    I wouldn’t be smiling like that if my son was Justin Beiber.

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Carrying Son Luca Into Baby Gym
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    Time to work off that baby fat.

  42. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    I smell a McCloud reboot! Yes, I’m that old.

  43. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    JimBB
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    Mommy had a lot of happy juice on the plane, so I have to help her walk now.

  44. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Why do you say I’m trying to be black?

  45. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    JimBB
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    Sing Back in Black!

  46. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    Poor kid. With a name like “Moses” you’d better be an Hassidic Jew or be able to slam a basketball.

  47. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
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    Getting a lil thick there, now we’re talking… Riri u can sit on my face

  48. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    JimBB
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    See my suit? See how serious I am? I’m THAT dedicated to the craft! Would you ask Robert DeNiro about a fart joke he did in a movie from several years ago?? NO, YOU WOULDN’T!!

  49. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    I just pray that this isn’t the same pair of yoga pants every day. At least wash them occasionally, girl!

  50. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
    JimBB
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    Still think he’s the cute one, Julie Belonsky??

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