The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

December 19th, 2013 // 362 Comments

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    Mohawk Disco
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    She’s undressing me with her cleavage. I’m down to my rocketship undies already.

  2. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    anonymous
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    She’s got one hell of a poker face.

  3. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Bieber embraced his inner lesbian and Usher decided to listen to Phil Robertson and go back to working in the fields pre-Civil Rights days just a singing and happy.

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
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    You know Arnold, tried or did, hit that.

  5. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
    Cock Dr
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    It’s the Glamorous Life right there. You can almost smell it through your computer screen.

  6. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fishnets Knee High Boots
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    That girl on the left is really hot

  7. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    I believe that he is probably gay although gay men usually can dress so that theory is probably wrong. Will Smith makes $20 million a movie, he can’t hire a fucking stylist for this kid?

  8. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
    tito
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    i know he’s the fat one but what’s his last name?

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    “So many poor people, I am going to be sick”

  10. Lacey Schwimmer US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    My “whore-dar” went from a mild beeping to a sonic boom that just blew off half my face onto my keyboard

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    tito
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    someone turned up the a/c at madame tussaud’s.

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    Photo Boy is just messing with us. This is really a Madame Tussauds exhibit, right?

  13. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
    anonymous
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    Only in Hollywood do you wear spotless ranchhand workclothes.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    “Leo, which Victoria’s Secret modeling are you banging right now?”

    “Ha ha, trick question, I am banging them all”

  15. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
    Mohawk Disco
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    I always said she was gonna get fat but now it’s upon us!

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
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    because nothing says “fitness” like plastic surgery, fake tan, and a compression dress.

  17. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    “Jonah, which Victoria’s Secret model are you banging right now?”

    “None. Fuck you”

  18. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    Moses, since your British, wear this American flag shirt…it will be positively ironic.

  19. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    Can we chip in and get her some real pants?

  20. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    John Bender
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    Does Kris Kardashian know that you raid her wardrobe?

  21. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Balls Mcgee
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    Usher’s damn satisfied of that 6-inch butt plug he borrowed from Jennifer Lawrence.

  22. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
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    I think her chest has been airbrushed. And I don’t mean the picture.

  23. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    If any of you buy her real pants, I will kill you.

  24. Jessica Jarrell Butt Leather Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    ohhh..KAY! Born in 1995…which, which makes her legal?

    Jesus Christ am I getting old…

  25. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    He looks like a matronly Santa mingling with an amish dude.

  26. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    “Wink wink, he is locked up in the basement. I chained him up real good”

  27. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    So, the father was another woman?

  28. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
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    Because the American flag of course is meant to be worn as a douche scarf.

  29. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Carrying Son Luca Into Baby Gym
    Mohawk Disco
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    I knew it was Hilary without reading it. I’m so proud of myself…

  30. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
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    It’s beginning to look a lot like Slutmas … ♪

  31. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    “Out of my way people, I have to get to the middle school before all the kids are gone”

  32. Lacey Schwimmer US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
    Mohawk Disco
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    Put your leg down! Territories were established an hour ago.

  33. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Trying not to gag at the smell of Jonah beside him.

  34. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    Trying to hide his erection from the smell of Leo beside him.

  35. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    Worth tens of millions of dollars, hanging out in Aspen, probably going back to their $14 million house and he is wearing a Carhartt coat and cowboy hat like he is some salt of the earth rancher? Is his career that bad he is auditioning for some sort of shitty Duck Dynasty spinoff?

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    She looks deep. And by deep I mean vaginally cavernous.

  37. Jessica Jarrell Butt Leather Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Whoa I like, more of her please.

  38. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    JungleRed
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    Just waiting for the Home Alone moment when she realizes she accidentally picked up Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

  39. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    JungleRed
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    Fear of a black hat, indeed!

  40. Mariah Carey Cleavage Fishnets Knee High Boots
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    As someone who has lived my entire life in Canada save for two years in Japan, I will say it again : YOU DO NOT LIVE SOMEWHERE COLD ENOUGH TO WARRANT WEARING FUR. Unless you’re north of the arctic circle, you’re just a twat.

  41. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    gary coleman's ghost
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    She’s like the Maria Menunous of England. There’s easily accessible video on the internet of her giving some dude a blow job back stage at some event or concert. Busted!

    Merry Christmas perverts!

  42. Keanu Reeves High Drunk Backwards Hat Scarf
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    I actually sort of feel for Keanu. He had a lot of unprecedented negative shit happen to him and seems to battle depression a lot.

    • When you’re referring to “a lot of unprecedented negative shit” I presume you’re referring to Dogstar.

      • Oh, don’t get me wrong, he really needs to stick to movies (and in my opinion go back to Bill and Ted type movies), but dealing with the death of his close friend having a daughter who was stillborn, having the mother of said stillborn daughter die in a car accident at 28 years old something like a year later, having a sister battling leukemia …. all that shit has to take a toll. I just cut him a bit more slack than some of the other folks we see on The Sup.

  43. Lacey Schwimmer US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    Another wearing those fugly beigey-flesh shoes. Ugh.

  44. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    The Strongest Man In The World is wearing designer clothes by Carhartt. Very nice.

  45. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Shamus
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    Ellen DeGeneres looks gangster with those new tatts!

  46. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
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    I haven’t seen or heard her in a while. I wish it was longer. I didn’t miss her at all.

  47. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Apparently the apple didn’t fall far from the fame avarice tree.

  48. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    They’ve been together since I was six years old. All the power to them.

  49. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
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    So sick of this woman. Go away and never come back.

  50. Jessica Jarrell Butt Leather Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Too much makeup syndrome.

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