The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

December 19th, 2013 // 362 Comments

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. So please, utilize your free speech in the most poignant way possible to insult Gwyneth Paltrow looking like she just left a Chinese casino, ditto for Joey Fatone only he mostly hung out at the buffet, and the blossoming bromance between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill going to the next level.

Viva la revolution! Don’t tread on me! Freedom ain’t free! See? I can put words next to other words without understanding context as well!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
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    Poop emergency in progress

  2. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    Chinese Phonebook

  3. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Playing dress-up was never the same after meeting R. Kelly.

  4. Lacey Schwimmer US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    Baby gyms. FFS.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
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    Just let it out Jennifer. You have the proper flatulent escape clothing on.

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
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    All those letters and he still can’t come up with an intelligible response, even by accident.

  7. alex

    For fuck’s sake, can we please get some new celebrities?

  8. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    I'mCool
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    Bob Marley and Haile Selassie spoke to me in a dream and asked me to cut off this fucker’s feet.

  9. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith were in the same room and God didn’t smite that shit? He’s making it hard as fuck to believe in him.

  10. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    yourmom
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    Well, fuck… no wonder.

  11. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    eatme
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    Bieber looks like a lesbian

  12. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    Usher needs a pitchfork and it’s the perfect parody of American Gothic.

  13. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    “And a cackling douche in a pear tree!”

  14. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
    Mohawk Disco
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    Wow, she looks almost classy. I’d even go as high as 50 bucks.

  15. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    Jada, we fucked up. We really fucked up this one. – Will Smith

  16. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Son of Flubber
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    Finally…the Little Rascals reboot! I’m in!

  17. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
    Son of Flubber
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    and she just screamed, “you don’t have enough, honey!”

  18. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Now, it allllll makes sense.

  19. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
    Dude
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    wtf is wrong with her chest??

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
    JC
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    “Get to duh bronzer!”

  21. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
    son of Flubber
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    Is she still just Jenny on my cock?

  22. Goldie Hawn Fur Coat Licking Lips Kurt Russell Western Wear
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    Who was president the last time Kurt Russell gave a fuck? Carter? Reagan?

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Son Moses JFK Airport
    Mohawk Disco
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    NO, Moses! Don’t look at the peasants you’ll turn to salt!… But it was too late.

  24. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
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    we Love The Way She Lies….Down For $50!

  25. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    They always dress so pooooooor

  26. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Son of Flubber
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    If Rob and Fab, from Milli Vanili, had a baby…

  27. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Beiber really raided his aunt’s closet for that outfit. Seriously, he should consider getting testosterone injections. I guess Usher raided an Amish clothing outlet.

  28. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
    I'mCool
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    He may pronounce it “Fah-toan,” but to me he will always be a “deaux-shay.”

  29. Leonardo DiCaprio Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    Mohawk Disco
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    No matter what he says you better not pull on that mic.

  30. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Wow, that’s one cute lesbian!

  31. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    “DROP IT! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!!!”

  32. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Cory and Micheal?

  33. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Cory Haim, circa Lost Boys.

    And that turned out so well.

  34. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
    Son of Flubber
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    “Just remember…you drew first blood. I’ll give you a war you won’t believe.”

  35. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress
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    Did she get implants?

  36. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
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    There’s always a smug fat kid who should just feel lucky to be there.

  37. Jonah Hill Goofy Smile The Wolf Of Wall Street Screening
    Mohawk Disco
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    Best acting I’ve seen from him yet. He’s getting really good at hiding his hatred for all the jokes at his expense.

  38. Carly Lauren Cleavage Joe Manganiello Muscle & Fitness Party
    Son of Flubber
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    All of a sudden, I’m hungry for some pancakes.

  39. Vince Vaughn Scruffy Beard Bags Under Eyes Disneyland
    Smapdi
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    “Hey Vince, why are you in that ride? You are already wearing a spare tire! Ahahaha!”

  40. Justin Bieber Usher Creepy Smile Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    anonymous
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    I’m used to seeing Miley Cyrus with so much clothing on. The token black dude on her arm is normal.

  41. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Westminster Magistrates Court
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    I don’t know who this woman is, but as an anonymous person on the Internet, I feel obliged to counsel her that she needs to consider a job in nude modeling in the very near future.

  42. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Floppy Hat LAX
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    Looks more like she’s at ex-LAX.

  43. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Fishnets Fur Coat
    anonymous
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    It’s December. If you can’t talk down a hooker from $50 to get out of the cold then you are doing it wrong.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Darcy LaPier Muscle & Fitness Party
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr and Mrs Melanoma 2014!

  45. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    I think it’s pretty clear that his last name is actually 2 words.

  46. Pattie Mallette Cleavage Legs Minidress Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
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    Patient zero.

  47. Joey Fatone Dark Circles Under Eyes Fat Face US Weekly Celebrates 15 Years Tropicana
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    Reason #1 I would become a female prison guard…

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Zorro Valderrama, “The Gay Blade.”

  49. Jaden Smith Rainbow Socks Shorts Poncho Justin Beibers Believe Premiere
    anonymous
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    I wonder how much they had to pay extra to get him to dress like a normal kid. No Iron Man costume, two different shoes, diaper pants, manpurse with Japanese anime….etc….

  50. Mitch

    Who is that sexy bitch with the black dude?

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