The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.18.14
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with what it would look like if heroin could wear a bikini, because this is a classy institute of journalism, not two men in their thirties who’ve been preoccupied all day with Hilary Duff’s butt resurfacing. *puts pins on giant map of Los Angeles, connects with string* WE’RE GONNA NEED AN APB ON AARON CART– You know what? Just go ahead and send SWAT under the bridge where we always find him. And bring the meth.
Another Final Five, you ask? Holidays. The holidays fuck us good and hard,
- Photo Boy