The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.15.11

December 15th, 2011 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Rio de Janeiro learned that Tom Cruise isn’t really 6’4″, another midget, Justin Bieber getting pulled over in his “Batmobile” and Bill Clinton clearly going commando. Not that I looked. Twice.

Do gangs not kill people anymore? What the hell?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Robert Downey Jr. Knit Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “You piss in to a pile of felt and then shape it on your head. It’s how they used to make hats. The whole of Brooklyn’s doing it.”

  2. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Does her make-up come with a trowel or does that have to be purchased separately?

  3. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m generally not attracted to women with aftermarket tits, but I believe in her case I’d make an exception! There’s a look in her eyes that says, “I really liked fucking you. Let’s do it some more.”

  4. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Why, it’s Dildo Baggins…

  5. Tony Danza
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Jack Frost at the launch of Winter in New York City

  6. Tom Cruise
    Rumple Foreskin
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, just the yellow pages at the dinner table, not the whole phone book. Quit being glib.”

  7. Jamie Bell
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nothing personal and I know we’re going to have a really good time but my agent says I have to check anything over a twenty.”

  8. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
    SFfan
    Commented on this photo:

    The shaka is not a gang sign!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaka_sign

  9. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen officer, I didn’t mean to say that your daughter was screaming my name from maple intercourse, honest!”

  10. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Are photographers just yelling “Show us your ass” now?

  11. Tom Cruise
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    You used to be this tall!

  12. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
    Duh
    Commented on this photo:

    Melissa Joan Hart doesn’t have a daughter, she has 2 boys.

  13. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice boots.

  14. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The top of the dress (what there is of it) is good.
    The skirt half is just….all fucked up.

  15. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    We really don’t know who the hell that is.

  16. Bill Clinton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bless his big shiny Rudolph nose.

  17. Tom Cruise
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Fan: Meester Crooze! Meester Crooze! Weel you sign my tatas? uh…. I mean, my teets??
    Tom: Sure lady, just don’t make me look at ‘em!

  18. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW THATS A PERFECT ASS!!!! I’D GET MY TONGUE STUCK IN HER ASSHOLE!!!!!!

  19. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she famous or does she just wanna be?

  20. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, I have to sit on 2 phonebooks to see over the steering wheel, but I have I.D.! Honest!”

  21. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!!!!!!!!

  22. Tony Danza
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    ANTHONY BOURDAIN???

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    There is lots of work there….

  24. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hard to imagine the trigger discipline it must have taken for this officer to not reflexively empty his entire clip into that smarmy, maple-loving face. Kudos to you, sir.

  25. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Russell: Mike, when you’re done carrying my things home, I need you to pick up my dry-cleaning.
    Mike: ** rolling eyes** Yes, Mr. Brand.
    Russell: Oh, and can you pop in and spend some time with Katy?
    I’m afraid I have a vegan hot-yoga class to attend. Tell her I won’t be home ’til late.
    Mike: **biting back his grin** Oh yes, Mr. Brand!

  26. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Analogy time!

    Q: RUSSELL BRAND : HIS “FRIEND” ::

    a) January Jones : Her Baby

    b) Katie Holmes : Tom Cruise’s Penis

    c) Nick Nolte : Sobriety

    d) All of the above

  27. Bill Clinton
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Given his propensity for staining things, khaki may not have been the wisest choice.

  28. Tony Danza
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck invited Tony Danza to this premiere?

  29. Jamie Bell
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sure, I’ll sign your tits. But unlike Mr. Cruise, I’ll have to look while I’m signing. Signing VERY slowly. With an excerpt from my favorite poem included. In calligraphy. And draw Celtic knot-work around your nipples…”

  30. Kate Mara Cleavage
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Any woman who has it written into her film contracts that if either The Steelers or the New York Giants goes to the Super Bowl, she can leave the set attend is good by me. (Since her father is a Mara and her mother is a Rooney)

  31. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    If you get to do her is there the added incentive to sit in the owners box at NY Giants games?

  32. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    The Girl With No Calves Or Ass.

  33. Tony Danza
    Charlie Hodge
    Commented on this photo:

    We don’t care if you think you can do an awesome DeNiro impression, we’re not letting you back into Hollywood.

  34. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    philio
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do all these people keep asking me “where’s me pot of gold”

  35. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    JK
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry son. You’re a self involved douche but I’m sorry Mr Jackson died over a year ago. You’re too late.

  36. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Right after this he cried and got out of a ticket, and we now all know the true reason for his well calculated teenage lesbian look.

  37. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    do we really need a paparazzi photo of someone with their kid? Kind of lame. Leave ‘em alone when they’re just trying to be regular folks like you and me. Well, not like me.

  38. Bill Clinton
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Interesting that he’s matching his shirt to his nose.

  39. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Rob, look white!”

  40. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Amy Stepford

  41. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    I still don’t get what’s the hype about this girl, she barely has an ass and she’s a butterface

  42. Bill Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, who wants to kiss a bunny between the ears?”, he said, before pulling his pockets inside-out.

  43. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    That cop was so close to pulling out his gun and becoming a national hero.

  44. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    She had a kid?

  45. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    A friend eh?

  46. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best her ass has looked in months.

  47. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to beat this jackass over the head with a hammer.

  48. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Jesus.

  49. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Harem pants?! Fugly!

  50. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    She always looks like a distorted looking Miley Cyrus! No wonder every thought Miley had her boobs done!! lol

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