The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.15.11

December 15th, 2011 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Rio de Janeiro learned that Tom Cruise isn’t really 6’4″, another midget, Justin Bieber getting pulled over in his “Batmobile” and Bill Clinton clearly going commando. Not that I looked. Twice.

Do gangs not kill people anymore? What the hell?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    it had to be said
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    TAZE HIM, BRO!

  2. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice. Looks like they’re having fun.

  3. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Either the “friend” is doing all the shopping, or “coolie” is a more appropriate term.

  4. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Snack pack
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    Yay, Boobs!

  5. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    Wow. So now she’s trying to play up the ass? I see a reality show in her future. Picture a cross of Buttman #6 (Anal Anglo-Saxons) and Are You Being Served.

  6. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
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    That’s what happens when witches have babies. What is she, 400 pounds?

  7. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
    Swearin
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    I hope it’s a tramp stamp that says “Property of the Lollipop Guild”

  8. Robert Downey Jr. Knit Hat
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    No one better blaspheme this man! HE.IS.THE.SHIT.

  9. Tony Danza
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    Tony Bennett got a facelift.

  10. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    it had to be said
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    I like that movie where he puts the rolls on his fork and makes them dance like feet.

  11. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Finally, Megan Fox made a right decision.

  12. Jamie Bell
    it had to be said
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    Looks like he’s chasing people to try to give them an autograph.

    “No thanks, Mr. McGuire. I’m good. Wait, who?”

  13. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Damn, girl.

  14. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    I like how her face isn’t all wrinkled up from “thoughts” and “concerns.”

  15. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This is the twenty first century version of writing the Lord’s Prayer on a postage stamp

  16. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Ruffie is kicking in, baby!

  17. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
    Swearin
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    Nothing says street cred like moving in with your half-sister and her husband so you can be on their reality show to avoid law school for a little longer

  18. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “You got to keep your head inside the car son. You’re driving now not mommy.”

  19. Jamie Bell
    Swearin
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    “Now, I’m told that you have something called “knockers” and that I should sign my name on them, right?”

  20. Tony Danza
    Frank the Duck
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    He forgot his teeth…. unnless he is “headed” to the steam bath with Travolta…

  21. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    On the one hand this looks like a paralyzed kid being dragged around the ice. On the other hand that’s what people say about me in a pair of skates.

    • Bianca

      lol, same here and that’s after growing up in Canada with a frozen pond in my backyard and 5 years or figure skating lessons. (I still stop by putting my hands out and crashing into the boards or falling sideways onto the snow.)

  22. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Frank the Duck
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    Miley Cyrus looks a bit better with makeup

  23. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    MRF
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    Where’s his ridiculous outfit? This is the last time I got out with James.

  24. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    Sean Connery
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    They got him for a DWI. Douche, Wanker, Idiot.

  25. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    MRF
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    Why does he always look like he’s in the middle of a game of hide the sausage?

  26. Kate Mara Cleavage
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    Oh hey it’s Hayden

  27. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I couldn’t remember Francis’ name so I put ‘celebrity mule’ in to Google…

  28. Tom Cruise
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    Ooooh- JUST missed out on that ride. Bummer.

  29. Kate Mara Cleavage
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    “Can’t you see my sister is butt fucking ugly?”

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Yes, they definitely have some of that Kourtney/Khloe “they’re not really related , are they?” thing going on.

  30. Tom Cruise
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    “I’m here in Rio on a Scientology research grant to discover what sort of additives are in your water that give all of the Brazilian women those heathen, barbarian bubble-butts.”

  31. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
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    “Right next to my shaven pubis the tattoo will say, ‘vitobonespur was here…and he’s coming right back!’ “

  32. Tom Cruise
    farting old man's wife
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    He would shit his alien lovin pants if he knew that someone was showing how short he really is!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

  33. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
    farting old man's wife
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    Why in the hell does this dipshit want a tattoo?? She is young and pretty and tattoo’s don’t age well!

  34. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
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    “Sonny, I’m Selena’s uncle and if you ever lay a hand on her again, I’m going to put you in a cell with a 320 lb. bubba who’s also named Selena.”

  35. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    farting old man's wife
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    Expensive sports car- check
    Caught Speeding- Check
    Incredibly small Penis- Checkeroooni!

  36. Bill Clinton
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “That’s a hell of an act,” says the agent, “What do you call it?”

    And the man says, “Mr. President!”

  37. Kate Mara Cleavage
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Anna Friel.

  38. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
    farting old man's wife
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    That is hideous dress for such a kick ass woman!!!

  39. Robert Downey Jr. Knit Hat
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    “Smell my tongue to figure out who I went down on at lunch.”

  40. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Butt
    farting old man's wife
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    That is the first pic that I have seen where she actually looks pregnant! No Eric, they quit making motherly, modest maternity clothes in the 90′s!

  41. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    farting old man's wife
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    WTF?? He used to be so good looking!

  42. Tony Danza
    farting old man's wife
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    A O O A yo Angela, look someone is taking my pictcha!

  43. Kate Mara Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    She was an awesome bunny-boiler in American Horror Story. Gave me the creeps.

  44. Jamie Bell
    Commented on this photo:

    (“Please, someone come ask me for my autograph…just anyone…God, PLEASE send someone…anyone…my way to get an autograph…I’ll even sign a blank check…”)

  45. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He’ll want a copy of this one. You can’t see his back legs at all.

  46. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Goddamn, that’s a mighty purty mouth she’s got there.

  47. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Butt
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    Still not as bad as a non-prego Jessica Simpson.

  48. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
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    “I was up for the lead in “Snow White,” but I could only fit six of the dwarves in my brassiere.”

  49. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I’d love to feel that ass on my face and those lips on various and sundry parts of my anatomy.

  50. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Dammit, you promised you wouldn’t wipe my cum off your cheek until tomorrow.

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