Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!
So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…
- Photo Boy
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I feel so sorry for the girl on the poster behind her.
70s porn star dying if AIDS?
2 1/2 turds.
This could happen to you! – The new recruitment slogan from Starbucks.
i remember there was a time when this woman was beautiful and sexy. what the fuck happened??
a champagne diet and paying people to wipe your ass and help you walk, oh and to stuff your expanding ass into specially rigged spanx.
He’s like that magnetic bald guy in the 80s that you could use metal shavings on to paint beards and shit
“Wooly Willy is a toy in which metal filings are moved about with a magnetic wand to add features to a cartoon face. The toy was originally…launched on the toy market in 1955.”
I was born in the ’80s + I had this toy = toy must have been invented in the ’80s!
There’s a crumb on your chin…I’ll get it.
Truman Capote in drag.
Cheaters hasn’t been the same since he left.
Don’t care, she looks good here.
Samantha Ronson says: “Hey Lindsay. Look what I have now!”.
So he goes into the toupee salon and says “gimme the Shatner”.
This is 20 but it looks like 40.
I see he’s growing a replica of his action man-fuzz head on his chin.
It might not be a Swanepoel but I am not complaining.
I’d like to Swan-a-pole up in there.
Handbra success, armbra fail…
A dog is literally shitting in this photo, and my first reaction was still “Man, look at what a douche this guy is.”
Damn, Bob Dylan has really let himself go.
Doesn’t look like much here, but boy does she clean up nice.
“Just remember, Billy…. this is closest you’ll EVER get to Evangeline Lily.”
So she doesn’t even PRETEND to put on clothes now?
She looks soft :)
I really hope you are not calling her fat.
“Siri, find me the closest gay masseuse”
What’s on my wallpaper? A hot chick! Wiiiiiitthhhh… boobies. Yep.
Dear partially-see-through dress designer:
You’re doing it wrong.
“You Hasidic Jews are too much – You call that a kick in the nuts? My sister kicks harder than that!”
Bowler hat ≠ Hasidic Jew
Ponytail ≠ Hasidic Jew
Woman in pants ≠ Hasidic Jew
Miranda Kerr? more like Miranda Bus, fat ass!
I’ve got a bone to pick with him.
She said “eat the rich” and then she did it.
Greico Suave! AARP model…
Dominic: Spam? You’re a piece of spam. That’s what I think of you.
Billy: No, I call you a piece of spam, ‘cos that’s what you are.
Dominic: Spam.
Did somebody say Kim Kardashian walking TOWARDS me?
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
Brokeback Shire…
How is possible that a little douche like this motherfucker reaches success by being a little douche?
Alwrong, alwrong, alwrong!
Aw look, Eddie Munster done went and grown up.
What the fuck happened to Fred Savage?
Don’t worry, baby, I’m off the booze; I just do bath salts now.
Come on Vinnie! What would Mr. Cotter say?
He’d say, “I spell my name with a ‘K,’ Vinnie. Hey, did I ever tell you about my Uncle Louie?…”
This is about as good as I’ve seen her look.
“Good boy!! Now, let’s take this bag and a bottle of lighter fluid over to Demi’s house.”
“I’ve gotten a million massages from a million guys and they all meant something.”
Woohoo, Nipples! What? What’d I say?
I’ve got the weirdest… craving for a mango smoothie at my local Starbucks ™!
I’ve got a weird craving for tits.
I bet, when he takes that wig off his head, it looks like a furry pot holder.
Goddammit, even his little boner is adorable.
…Is something some QUEER would say! Amiright? Bros?
Good lord– this is so unfortunate
Never go full mallard
I don’t understand… does she try to make herself look awful on purpose? She has enough money to get a personal trainer, chef and stylist
She has the chef.
Looks like she ate the chef.