The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.13.12

December 13th, 2012 // 504 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!

So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I feel so sorry for the girl on the poster behind her.

  2. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    zomgbie
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    2 1/2 turds.

  3. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    cc
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    70s porn star dying if AIDS?

  4. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    This could happen to you! – The new recruitment slogan from Starbucks.

  5. Mariah Carey Cleavage American Idol Set
    karlito
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    i remember there was a time when this woman was beautiful and sexy. what the fuck happened??

  6. John Travolta Goatee
    Deacon Jones
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    He’s like that magnetic bald guy in the 80s that you could use metal shavings on to paint beards and shit

    • “Wooly Willy is a toy in which metal filings are moved about with a magnetic wand to add features to a cartoon face. The toy was originally…launched on the toy market in 1955.”

      I was born in the ’80s + I had this toy = toy must have been invented in the ’80s!

  7. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Panto Peter Pan Premiere
    cc
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    There’s a crumb on your chin…I’ll get it.

  8. Roseanne Barr Screaming
    cc
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    Truman Capote in drag.

  9. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Trenchcoat This Is 40 Premiere
    cc
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    Cheaters hasn’t been the same since he left.

  10. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
    DirtyFighter
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    Don’t care, she looks good here.

  11. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    tlmck
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    Samantha Ronson says: “Hey Lindsay. Look what I have now!”.

  12. John Travolta Goatee
    tlmck
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    So he goes into the toupee salon and says “gimme the Shatner”.

  13. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
    cc
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    This is 20 but it looks like 40.

  14. John Travolta Goatee
    Pah!
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    I see he’s growing a replica of his action man-fuzz head on his chin.

  15. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    cc
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    It might not be a Swanepoel but I am not complaining.

  16. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
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    Handbra success, armbra fail…

  17. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    DirtyFighter
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    A dog is literally shitting in this photo, and my first reaction was still “Man, look at what a douche this guy is.”

  18. Roseanne Barr Screaming
    tlmck
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    Damn, Bob Dylan has really let himself go.

  19. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Plaid Shirt
    tlmck
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    Doesn’t look like much here, but boy does she clean up nice.

  20. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    “Just remember, Billy…. this is closest you’ll EVER get to Evangeline Lily.”

  21. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    Jw
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    So she doesn’t even PRETEND to put on clothes now?

  22. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    Sheppy
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    She looks soft :)

  23. John Travolta Goatee
    Mr. Poop
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    “Siri, find me the closest gay masseuse”

  24. John Travolta Goatee
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    What’s on my wallpaper? A hot chick! Wiiiiiitthhhh… boobies. Yep.

  25. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
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    Dear partially-see-through dress designer:
    You’re doing it wrong.

  26. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
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    “You Hasidic Jews are too much – You call that a kick in the nuts? My sister kicks harder than that!”

  27. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans New Face Of Mango
    FUCKBEAST
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    Miranda Kerr? more like Miranda Bus, fat ass!

  28. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    I’ve got a bone to pick with him.

  29. Roseanne Barr Screaming
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    She said “eat the rich” and then she did it.

  30. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Trenchcoat This Is 40 Premiere
    kravdan
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    Greico Suave! AARP model…

  31. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    The Pope
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    Dominic: Spam? You’re a piece of spam. That’s what I think of you.
    Billy: No, I call you a piece of spam, ‘cos that’s what you are.
    Dominic: Spam.

  32. Jason Segel This Is 40 Premiere
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    Did somebody say Kim Kardashian walking TOWARDS me?

  33. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
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    I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

  34. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    Brokeback Shire…

  35. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    Locus
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    How is possible that a little douche like this motherfucker reaches success by being a little douche?

  36. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    Alwrong, alwrong, alwrong!

  37. John Travolta Goatee
    Joe Blow
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    Aw look, Eddie Munster done went and grown up.

  38. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
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    What the fuck happened to Fred Savage?

  39. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Panto Peter Pan Premiere
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    Don’t worry, baby, I’m off the booze; I just do bath salts now.

  40. John Travolta Goatee
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    Come on Vinnie! What would Mr. Cotter say?

  41. Roseanne Barr Screaming
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    This is about as good as I’ve seen her look.

  42. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    Joe Blow
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    “Good boy!! Now, let’s take this bag and a bottle of lighter fluid over to Demi’s house.”

  43. John Travolta Goatee
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    “I’ve gotten a million massages from a million guys and they all meant something.”

  44. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
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    Woohoo, Nipples! What? What’d I say?

  45. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
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    I’ve got the weirdest… craving for a mango smoothie at my local Starbucks ™!

  46. John Travolta Goatee
    contusion
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    I bet, when he takes that wig off his head, it looks like a furry pot holder.

  47. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
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    Goddammit, even his little boner is adorable.

  48. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    claire
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    Good lord– this is so unfortunate

  49. Rose McGowan
    B&.WMnstrl
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    Never go full mallard

  50. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
    claire
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    I don’t understand… does she try to make herself look awful on purpose? She has enough money to get a personal trainer, chef and stylist

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