Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!
So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…
- Photo Boy
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Not pictured: 572 more of Jason Segel’s moles and skin tags.
Douche Bigelow
Don’t worry, I am setting off that command detonated device with midnight Dec 31st. Smart, huh?
“Matt… Matt… please… let me get you a sandwich… SOMETHING…”
mr. creosote
I can’t ever imagine this man saying, “Fuck off – I’m full.”
‘Buddy, I’ve taken shits bigger than you.’
Dispose of the women’s bodies quickly in the dumpster so we can get back to pinning eachother to the bed.
“I swear to God, Boyd, if you say ‘Marry-a-dick Grannybutt’ ONCE MORE … “
Yo Vanilla Ice!
gonna have to start tagging photos to keep who’s who straight.
The one on the right is Ryan Reynolds.
The new face of Butter.
Miley Cyrus died her hair brown. It looks good!
- Back at the ranch I’m a breeding bull!
- Wha…what’s that?!
- You’re gonna find out. We’re gonna have a party!
Are you trying to turn straight men gay?
Textbook example Lohan Ass and Mouth disease.
From the Cobain Collection, available at your local thrift store.
I just got an Unexpected Boner.
I am going to make a prediction…I wont see this kind of thing at my company Christmas party.
Miley Cyrus looks surprisingly classy.
leno?
psst- john u got some uh… masseur pubes on ur chin there.
It’s the story of a Cro Magnon Garbageman and a Russian Taxi Driver.
Don’t overthink it Mark….Channing won’t.
Method Actor’s: THis is how real life Hobbits communicate.
This is when you give up on wearing a belt and switch to suspenders.
this is also when u keep ur coat on.
Or seek medical intervention.
I know some guys who can do some great bariatric surgery…they could help.
I didn’t even know they made belts this big. And it’s still not big enough.
Hey tits! Fall out will ya!
God Dammit ” Where’s my pants buckler”?
When I die and go to GILF heaven…
Even those tits spilling out can’t take the focus off un-toned arm humps.
..I’m sorry, her what now?
That is extremely odd. I kind of wish you hadn’t pointed it out.
Damn nazi food police! I can’t smuggle in a sandwich even in my pants.
All past Kate Moss jokes – just reapply here.
Arthur’s Mom has got it going on.
It looks like she stopped in London for her make up.
That’s going to be one angry kiss.
Ohhhh…It says in this history book that he once had a glimmer of a career.
as we can all see..he’s setting a good healthy example for his daughter. i guess she won’t be obese when she gets older…too late…release the Kracken!!
She’s got the Dexter’s sister chin happening.
Did…..did his chin sprout a vagina?
He’s just begun the changeover process…
A remake? Of 48 Hours? Wohooo, just what I’ve been waiting for.
Took me a second to realize that was his hand.
HA! “Well, sure, it was big, but (shiver) the TENTACLES!”
“Your daughters tits look just like yours!”
“Where did you hide the booze?! I’m not even fucking KIDDING HERE!!!”
Russel Brand stepped into a time machine?
I’d insert my finger in her precious.
Give me your singing voice and career! – They’ve got to be better than mine…
Is she really just walking down a regular street like that?! Did she really go into a Starbucks just wearing that?! What is going on here! This is CRAZY!!!!
Didn’t you see The Birdcage? Supposedly this is a normal, everyday thing in South Beach.
Still some of the sexiest IBTCs out there.
lol @ this obese porker telling others what kind of health care they should or shouldnt have.
watch an interview of this guy hes out of breath after speaking one word.
vapid creature, amazing tits.
Fake of course –
Oh, so you think I WOULDN’T do this Heath Herring?