The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.13.12

December 13th, 2012 // 504 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!

So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start the Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Segel This Is 40 Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Not pictured: 572 more of Jason Segel’s moles and skin tags.

  2. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    Bigalkie
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    Douche Bigelow

  3. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
    cc
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    Don’t worry, I am setting off that command detonated device with midnight Dec 31st. Smart, huh?

  4. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Dave
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    “Matt… Matt… please… let me get you a sandwich… SOMETHING…”

  5. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    mr. creosote

  6. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    cc
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    ‘Buddy, I’ve taken shits bigger than you.’

  7. Channing Tatum Mark Ruffalo Balding Wrestling Singlet Foxcatcher Set
    Tidbit
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    Dispose of the women’s bodies quickly in the dumpster so we can get back to pinning eachother to the bed.

  8. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    “I swear to God, Boyd, if you say ‘Marry-a-dick Grannybutt’ ONCE MORE … “

  9. John Travolta Goatee
    Bigalkie
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    Yo Vanilla Ice!

  10. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    gonna have to start tagging photos to keep who’s who straight.

  11. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans New Face Of Mango
    Bigalkie
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    The new face of Butter.

  12. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    Jade
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    Miley Cyrus died her hair brown. It looks good!

  13. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    - Back at the ranch I’m a breeding bull!
    - Wha…what’s that?!
    - You’re gonna find out. We’re gonna have a party!

  14. Roseanne Barr Screaming
    Adam Frawley
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    Are you trying to turn straight men gay?

  15. Jason Segel This Is 40 Premiere
    Tidbit
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    Textbook example Lohan Ass and Mouth disease.

  16. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Plaid Shirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    From the Cobain Collection, available at your local thrift store.

  17. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Tidbit
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    I just got an Unexpected Boner.

  18. Lucy Pinder Nipples Cleavage See Through Shirt The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    cc
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    I am going to make a prediction…I wont see this kind of thing at my company Christmas party.

  19. Rose McGowan
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Miley Cyrus looks surprisingly classy.

  20. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    leno?

  21. John Travolta Goatee
    zomgbie
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    psst- john u got some uh… masseur pubes on ur chin there.

  22. Channing Tatum Mark Ruffalo Balding Wrestling Singlet Foxcatcher Set
    Bigalkie
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    It’s the story of a Cro Magnon Garbageman and a Russian Taxi Driver.

  23. Channing Tatum Mark Ruffalo Balding Wrestling Singlet Foxcatcher Set
    cc
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    Don’t overthink it Mark….Channing won’t.

  24. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Method Actor’s: THis is how real life Hobbits communicate.

  25. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    KC
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    This is when you give up on wearing a belt and switch to suspenders.

  26. Mariah Carey Cleavage American Idol Set
    cc
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    Hey tits! Fall out will ya!

  27. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Bigalkie
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    God Dammit ” Where’s my pants buckler”?

  28. Susan Sarandon Cleavage 12-12-12 Concert
    Bigalkie
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    When I die and go to GILF heaven…

  29. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    Even those tits spilling out can’t take the focus off un-toned arm humps.

  30. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Damn nazi food police! I can’t smuggle in a sandwich even in my pants.

  31. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Tidbit
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    All past Kate Moss jokes – just reapply here.

  32. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Plaid Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    Arthur’s Mom has got it going on.

  33. Petra Nemcova Cleavage Happy Hearts Fund Land Of Dreams Mexico Gala
    Bigalkie
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    It looks like she stopped in London for her make up.

  34. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    That’s going to be one angry kiss.

  35. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Trenchcoat This Is 40 Premiere
    Tidbit
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    Ohhhh…It says in this history book that he once had a glimmer of a career.

  36. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    karlito
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    as we can all see..he’s setting a good healthy example for his daughter. i guess she won’t be obese when she gets older…too late…release the Kracken!!

  37. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    Bigalkie
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    She’s got the Dexter’s sister chin happening.

  38. John Travolta Goatee
    Green Meanie
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    Did…..did his chin sprout a vagina?

  39. Jason Segel This Is 40 Premiere
    cc
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    A remake? Of 48 Hours? Wohooo, just what I’ve been waiting for.

  40. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    Took me a second to realize that was his hand.

  41. Susan Sarandon Cleavage 12-12-12 Concert
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    “Your daughters tits look just like yours!”

  42. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Panto Peter Pan Premiere
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    “Where did you hide the booze?! I’m not even fucking KIDDING HERE!!!”

  43. Roseanne Barr Screaming
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    Russel Brand stepped into a time machine?

  44. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    cc
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    I’d insert my finger in her precious.

  45. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Panto Peter Pan Premiere
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Give me your singing voice and career! – They’ve got to be better than mine…

  46. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    Padro
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    Is she really just walking down a regular street like that?! Did she really go into a Starbucks just wearing that?! What is going on here! This is CRAZY!!!!

  47. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Plaid Shirt
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    Still some of the sexiest IBTCs out there.

  48. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    zomgbie
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    lol @ this obese porker telling others what kind of health care they should or shouldnt have.
    watch an interview of this guy hes out of breath after speaking one word.

  49. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
    Hugh Gentry
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    vapid creature, amazing tits.

  50. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    cc
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    Oh, so you think I WOULDN’T do this Heath Herring?

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