The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.13.12

December 13th, 2012 // 504 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!

So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Is this a promo picture from the Avatar porn parody?

  2. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    scotta
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    Guy to the left: Do up your pants, mister. I ain’t suckin’ that.

  3. Roseanne Barr Screaming
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    Yoko Ono has gotten faaaaaaaaat…

  4. Lucy Pinder Nipples Cleavage See Through Shirt The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    joe
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    She wears clothes?

  5. Channing Tatum Mark Ruffalo Balding Wrestling Singlet Foxcatcher Set
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    “Come on Channing…. LOOK!!! I call it little hulk! Get it???”

  6. Jason Segel This Is 40 Premiere
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    If Hamm was retarded, pretty sure this is what he would look like…

  7. Mariah Carey Cleavage American Idol Set
    joe
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    Comes home early, hears “Hero” playing. Leaves quickly.

  8. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Trenchcoat This Is 40 Premiere
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    I bet this guy spits nails every time Johnny Depp’s name is mentioned.

  9. Roseanne Barr Screaming
    scotta
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    Just caught a whiff of the contents in her adult diaper.

  10. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
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    “So Hamm says, ‘Don’t be shy about it—just switch it to the other side!’”

  11. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    EricLr
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    Strikes me as exactly the kind of guy who takes his dog to shit in his neighbors’ yards.

  12. Roseanne Barr Screaming
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    Johnny Depp has let his divorce lead him down a downward spiral…

  13. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
    scotta
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    Well if she’s facing North, at least we know which way East and West are.

  14. Channing Tatum Mark Ruffalo Balding Wrestling Singlet Foxcatcher Set
    EricLr
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    Nothing to see here. Just two perfectly heterosexual men wrestling…

  15. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
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    I’m a little disappointed … I thought once she left Tom it meant her head was screwed on straight.

  16. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans New Face Of Mango
    cc
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    I am fond of her bum.

  17. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    cuddles
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    Don’t be fooled, that’s not an official John Hamm boner.

  18. Jason Segel This Is 40 Premiere
    EricLr
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    Yeah, that’s my reaction every time I hear he’s still around.

  19. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
    cc
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    Let me tell ya how humid it was…

  20. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
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    I really should head down to south beach sometime… Especially considering I live 20 minutes away…

  21. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    Tidbit
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    And the background girl laughs at his attempt of a boner. Dammit, where’s Usher to fluff him?

  22. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
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    I’m going with ‘water bottle’ as the explanation.

  23. Rose McGowan
    EricLr
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    You know, I’ve heard of people pre-paying for their funerals. I’ve never heard of them being pre-embalmed, though.

  24. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Her body proportions are out of this world. But if she was a cartoon character she’d be soo hot.

  25. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
    cc
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    The queen ant grows to many times her normal size before laying thousands of drone eggs.

  26. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
    Tidbit
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    The winged beast flies to be free from it’s cavernous confines!

  27. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
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    Is that called a “mudflap” or a “splash guard”? I don’t know much about skirt design.

  28. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
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    He did the exact same thing to Demi.

  29. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    alex
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    What’s going on with those ta-ta’s?? They look…longer…than they should be…..

  30. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    EricLr
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    Man, Wooderson has taken a dark turn since the 70′s.

  31. John Travolta Goatee
    Tidbit
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    “Siri,… find me balls.”

  32. Channing Tatum Mark Ruffalo Balding Wrestling Singlet Foxcatcher Set
    YAAR
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    Tragic Mike

  33. John Travolta Goatee
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    “Siri, can you tell I’m wearing a rug?”

    “Yes, John. It looks horrible”

  34. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
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    Every time I see him, it’s a reminder of how happy I am that I have boys. I’d cut my ears off before this shut plays in my house!

  35. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    It’s a tie.

  36. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    DeucePickle
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    Can’t believe that I’m going to be the first one to say Maple Boner.

  37. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Well, they put him on a board, tilt his feet up and all that slides towards his face allowing access for pregnancy.
    Or so I’m told……..

    His snack for the concert?

  38. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Trenchcoat This Is 40 Premiere
    EricLr
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    Looks like Rick Springfield is about to go shoot up his high school.

  39. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    cc
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    Not finding your dick…that’s gotta suck.

  40. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
    Tidbit
    Commented on this photo:

    GET RID OF THIS SIGN IN CRAP! I CAN’T AND DON’T WANT TO FIND MY INFO!!

  41. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Plaid Shirt
    EricLr
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    Half are for baby, half are a consequence of mommy’s anal gangbang phase.

  42. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
    EricLr
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    Somewhere there is a lesbian biker bar missing its bartender.

  43. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Confucius say: It is not the Kutcher taking the dog but the dog is taking a Kutcher.

  44. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    EricLr
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    What? A paparazzi taking pictures of me in this great light?!?!?

  45. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
    Tidbit
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    This is the only pic of her on here that I’ve stopped to look at. That lumpy fat lady ass is horrendous and I skip past

    But these fat lady tits? THESE work just fine!

  46. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    Max Shreck
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    He looks like the Penguin from “Batman Returns”.

  47. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
    EricLr
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    The dark lord Xenu has clearly infected her clothing as well!!!

  48. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    Tidbit
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    Look at that piece of shit.

    Gross. The dog’s pooping, too.

  49. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    Dave
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    They’re acting out every LOTR fangirl’s fantasy.

    If Wood and Astin did this, the tableau would be complete.

    • bored

      As hard as it may be for you to believe most girls aren’t turned on by gay porn like guys are turned on by lesbian porn.

  50. John Travolta Goatee
    Adam Frawley
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    Chia pet hair ?

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