Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!
So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…
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Is this a promo picture from the Avatar porn parody?
Guy to the left: Do up your pants, mister. I ain’t suckin’ that.
Yoko Ono has gotten faaaaaaaaat…
She wears clothes?
“Come on Channing…. LOOK!!! I call it little hulk! Get it???”
If Hamm was retarded, pretty sure this is what he would look like…
Comes home early, hears “Hero” playing. Leaves quickly.
I bet this guy spits nails every time Johnny Depp’s name is mentioned.
I doubt this guy ever spits.
Just caught a whiff of the contents in her adult diaper.
“So Hamm says, ‘Don’t be shy about it—just switch it to the other side!’”
Strikes me as exactly the kind of guy who takes his dog to shit in his neighbors’ yards.
Johnny Depp has let his divorce lead him down a downward spiral…
Well if she’s facing North, at least we know which way East and West are.
Nothing to see here. Just two perfectly heterosexual men wrestling…
I’m a little disappointed … I thought once she left Tom it meant her head was screwed on straight.
I am fond of her bum.
Don’t be fooled, that’s not an official John Hamm boner.
Yeah, that’s my reaction every time I hear he’s still around.
Let me tell ya how humid it was…
I really should head down to south beach sometime… Especially considering I live 20 minutes away…
And the background girl laughs at his attempt of a boner. Dammit, where’s Usher to fluff him?
I’m going with ‘water bottle’ as the explanation.
You know, I’ve heard of people pre-paying for their funerals. I’ve never heard of them being pre-embalmed, though.
Her body proportions are out of this world. But if she was a cartoon character she’d be soo hot.
and buoyant.
The queen ant grows to many times her normal size before laying thousands of drone eggs.
The winged beast flies to be free from it’s cavernous confines!
Is that called a “mudflap” or a “splash guard”? I don’t know much about skirt design.
I’d say mudflap. You know that ass can’t possibly be wiped properly. Ever.
He did the exact same thing to Demi.
What’s going on with those ta-ta’s?? They look…longer…than they should be…..
Man, Wooderson has taken a dark turn since the 70′s.
“Siri,… find me balls.”
Tragic Mike
“Siri, can you tell I’m wearing a rug?”
“Yes, John. It looks horrible”
Every time I see him, it’s a reminder of how happy I am that I have boys. I’d cut my ears off before this shut plays in my house!
It’s a tie.
Can’t believe that I’m going to be the first one to say Maple Boner.
Well, they put him on a board, tilt his feet up and all that slides towards his face allowing access for pregnancy.
Or so I’m told……..
His snack for the concert?
Looks like Rick Springfield is about to go shoot up his high school.
Not finding your dick…that’s gotta suck.
I’m married now, so my wife told me I don’t need it any more.
Don’t worry, if you ever do need it, I’m sure she’ll get it out of her purse and let you use it for awhile.
GET RID OF THIS SIGN IN CRAP! I CAN’T AND DON’T WANT TO FIND MY INFO!!
Seriously? If it bothers you enough to comment on it, then make another account, you don’t even need to register your email!
There’s hardly a site out there that will let you participate in any discussion without signing in. Get with it.
Half are for baby, half are a consequence of mommy’s anal gangbang phase.
Somewhere there is a lesbian biker bar missing its bartender.
Good one!
Agreed.
Confucius say: It is not the Kutcher taking the dog but the dog is taking a Kutcher.
What? A paparazzi taking pictures of me in this great light?!?!?
This is the only pic of her on here that I’ve stopped to look at. That lumpy fat lady ass is horrendous and I skip past
But these fat lady tits? THESE work just fine!
He looks like the Penguin from “Batman Returns”.
The dark lord Xenu has clearly infected her clothing as well!!!
Look at that piece of shit.
Gross. The dog’s pooping, too.
They’re acting out every LOTR fangirl’s fantasy.
If Wood and Astin did this, the tableau would be complete.
As hard as it may be for you to believe most girls aren’t turned on by gay porn like guys are turned on by lesbian porn.
Chia pet hair ?