The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.12.13

December 12th, 2013 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m going to rename ‘Old Ladies’ Faces: Why God, Why?’ just for the day, because this gallery is full of them. Brooke Shields even tried to pull hers off at the sight of the paparazzi. We’ve also got Mark Wahlberg who absolutely 100% did not strain his neck because he fell off the toilet jerking off and Mena Suvari‘s Awkward Family Christmas card.

Oh yeah, Channing Tatum‘s in here getting a steamy handy too, NBD,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    Only a gay man would have his hands up that high around a hugging a woman with a zzz like that.

  2. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    servers me right typing while being distracted by that azz.

    “Only a gay man would have his hands up that high hugging a woman with a ass like that.”

  3. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    Serves me right typing while being distracted by that azz.

    “Only a gay man would have his hands up that high hugging a woman with a ass like that.”

  4. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
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    Oh yeah, oooooh yeah…a little misdirection using my right hand and finish the job with my left…

  5. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
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    Is a kardashian ass in the same room?

  6. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    Hrm…to shit or be shit upon…that is the question…

  7. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    Don’t care how much weight she’s lost, that ass is still hidjus.

  8. Maria Shriver The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    waked and baked

  9. Joe Jackson Jermaine Jackson Velvet Jacket Cravat
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    Looks like the annual Beaters and Cheaters gala is not quite a black-tie affair yet.

  10. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
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    she certainly does like it south of the border style

  11. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    Vlad
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    Marky Mark and the Funky Ascot

  12. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Launch Party
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    She’s got some funny titty wings happening there

  13. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
    Vlad
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    Pitbull & The Schnauzer

  14. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
    Vlad
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    What Scientology did to Will Smith.

  15. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
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    You know, I think you are a little too old for this kind of procedure but if we just start you off with some b-cups right about here, that should work.

  16. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    The hobbits would have been so much happier if that had been Gandalf the White.

  17. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    “Channing! What are you doing to that dolphin’s blowhole?”

  18. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
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    “I’m not his father? Thank Allah!”

  19. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    Francois, hold my coat, gonna whup Lebron’s ass in 1 on 1 real quick.

  20. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    SM
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    I think she is 10X hotter than Gisele, who looks like a german man. Honestly, if you shaved Gisele’s head and took a photo from the shoulders up I would think she was a feminine looking boy. I love Emmy and I love Shameless!

  21. Prince William Kate Middleton 3D Glasses David Attenboroughs Natural History Museum Alive 3D Screening
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    This looks photoshopped

  22. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    “Just get under the water and go like this”

  23. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    The McKayla Moment™ when Katy Perry realises she’s Katy Perry.

  24. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
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    The second this woman gets cellulite she’s fuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

  25. Maria Shriver The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    She almost looks kind of sort of human here.

  26. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Launch Party
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    She always has this same deer-on-speed-in-headlights look, like someone just shoved an electrified cattle prod up her backside.

  27. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    “…And after you’re done with my hair and nails, somebody attach this merkin to me, and let’s get this photoshoot started!”

  28. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    “WOW, Jonah! You are REALLY a good friend!”

  29. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    Your Huckleberry
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    I’m bringing sexy back to the Vatican today!

  30. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    “SAY IT, Channing! Say I’ll get another Oscar nomination for The Wolf of Wall Street and I’ll let go of your balls!”

  31. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
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    Just over the top of the picture frame is Charles (“Jim Dial”) Kimbrough holding a balloon.

  32. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
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    I see an ass and a soccer ball, so the caption was unnecessary.

  33. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    Johnny Barbells
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    …vincible.

  34. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    Hey, hermano!

  35. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    smart guy
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    i hope you idiots know this was just to make fun of gisele

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/gisele-bundchen-breastfeeding-12-2013

  36. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    John Mayer leaves quite the load does”t he.

  37. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
    Phoenix
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    “that’s not my rubber duckie.”

  38. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    Phoenix
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    Is he moon walking?

  39. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
    Phoenix
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    “Just make it out to “Ashy Knuckle’.”

  40. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
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    “Doesn’t Maria Menounos have a fron-…oh, never mind, false alarm.”

  41. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    “Here, hold my jacket, Senator Kerry. You’re not doing anything useful these days.”

  42. Richard Karn Full Grey Beard Aladdin And His Winter Wish
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    Karnny Rogers.

  43. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
    Dox
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    In that moment, she realized the most mature name for a song she had come up with so far… was Roar.

  44. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    Dox
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    Dear PETA, could you possibly unglue yourself from taking nude celeb photos and maybe save this poor horse?

  45. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
    Dox
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    People seriously dressed up for Anchorman 2?

  46. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
    Dox
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    Kind of looks like Nick Nolte had a kid with Donald Trump, but not before Rob Ford got a crazy sperm in there to just shake things up a bit.

  47. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
    Dox
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    I never knew she was a Cockatiel.

  48. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    Dox
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    “Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Stayin alive, stayin alive….”

  49. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
    Dox
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    “Medal or nap….. Eh, Ill do both.”

  50. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    I see Lester, but where’s Willie Tyler?

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