The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.12.13

December 12th, 2013 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m going to rename ‘Old Ladies’ Faces: Why God, Why?’ just for the day, because this gallery is full of them. Brooke Shields even tried to pull hers off at the sight of the paparazzi. We’ve also got Mark Wahlberg who absolutely 100% did not strain his neck because he fell off the toilet jerking off and Mena Suvari‘s Awkward Family Christmas card.

Oh yeah, Channing Tatum‘s in here getting a steamy handy too, NBD,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Shriver The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
    JimBB
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    There is enough Botox in that face to poison the water supply of a large town.

  2. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
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    Charles – “Get back father, the medal’s not for you.”

  3. Richard Karn Full Grey Beard Aladdin And His Winter Wish
    JimBB
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    And you all said that that my idea of cross-breeding Santa Claus and Jim Belushi was crazy!! WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?

  4. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
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    what does it say that when I looked at the thumbnail, I thought this was a photo of Ozzy Osbourne?

  5. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    Emmy, I have a message for you from Angelina. She asked me to tell you you’re not allowed to babysit anymore.

  6. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
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    “I wonder if I can kill another mother and daughter riding this.”

  7. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    If we measured titties by length, she’d be the winner.

  8. Richard Karn Full Grey Beard Aladdin And His Winter Wish
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    Looks like Tim ran out of flannel jokes.

  9. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
    JimBB
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    “Yes, excuse me, but I do believe this man is dead.”

    “No he’s not! He’s just resting.”

  10. Richard Karn Full Grey Beard Aladdin And His Winter Wish
    Beltliner
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    “You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I’m not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rainforest the size of Kansas is burned every single-”

    “Just do the line.”

    “……………I don’t think so, Tim..”

  11. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Suddenly I have a craving for chocolate milk.

  12. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    Ellen Page has not aged well.

  13. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
    JimBB
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    “The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women”

    Did they hold it in 1992?

  14. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
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    I’m glad to see she works the balls

  15. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If that was me and not Wilmer, my hands wouldn’t be on her back.

  16. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…

  17. Brooke Shields The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Screening
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Wow, 1978 was a looooooooong time ago.

  18. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    John had made the reservations months in advance. It was getting near Christmas. It was a romantic spot, just the two of them. Dessert was lovely. The evening was splendid, and John suavely grabbed the check and paid. Walking out of the restaurant, Perry was asked by a passing paparazzo:

    “Hey, Katy, how was dinner?”

  19. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
    JimBB
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    This is my gay boyfriend and these are all my cats. And I’m smiling because that keeps the cry monster away.

  20. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans
    Mohawk Disco
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    I used to think she was such a cutie. But it’s obvious, she’s that typical ruthlessly cold and calculating girl who’s always about the better deal.

  21. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Launch Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    Don’t know why but “Desolation of Smaug” sound so dirty. Like they are already preparing for the porn parody with title suggestions.

  22. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
    cc
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    Whoooaaa. Oh, I’m on a bike. Never mind.

  23. Joe Jackson Jermaine Jackson Velvet Jacket Cravat
    cc
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    Would I be infringing on a patent or something if I made a Hallowe’en mask just like Joe’s face?

  24. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
    Mohawk Disco
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    And they really believed you cared? You get a medal and a cookie just for that!

  25. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    I’ve seen many french avantgarde horror films that started like this…

  26. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Launch Party
    idontknow
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    That Olson twin sure has some personality…

  27. Richard Karn Full Grey Beard Aladdin And His Winter Wish
    MilwaukeeJoe
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    Do you think he dyes his hair?

  28. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    Emmy, you’re a goddess.

  29. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
    Ali
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    Because nothing says “Christmas” like a pedophile-esque picture of your boyfriend.

  30. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    The Pope
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    Pope’s got a brand new bag! HEYYYYYYYYY!

  31. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    Ha! It’s adorable the things she does with her face that no one pays attention to…

  32. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
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    Dude, that’s not how you wear a cummerbund pleasedonthurtme…

  33. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
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    See? They ain’t made of cotton and I can still ride one!

  34. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    DUHHH duh duh duhm
    Duh Duhm
    Duh Duhm
    Can’t touch this

  35. Richard Karn Full Grey Beard Aladdin And His Winter Wish
    cc
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    His new role? Generic cheerful late middle-aged white guy.

  36. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    Beautiful woman.

  37. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
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    Some celebrities will do anything to not be noticed in New York City. Ride a citibike, wear glasses and a cap, be Matthew Broderick…

  38. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Launch Party
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    Professional party goer.

  39. Juliette Lewis Derpface GMA
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    Is someone jingling their car keys just off camera?

  40. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
    hymenroth
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    I read the caption as “Shitbull”. From now on, that’s what I’m calling this stupid prick.

  41. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    “Are you gonna swallow that thing or what?”

  42. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
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    Remember when politicians knew the issues and owned a hair brush.

  43. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
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    I count four pussies in this picture.

  44. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    ‘…this reminds me of that time Marty and Leo, that’s Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio by the way, threw me off Marty’s yacht for a joke. Man, you should have seen their faces as they sped off towards the coast.’

  45. Joe Jackson Jermaine Jackson Velvet Jacket Cravat
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    You just know that Joe can still kick some ass. Jermaine, not so much.

  46. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    Ha ha, pretty good. She is so hot too.

  47. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    Yep, this seems about right for these two.

  48. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    fred
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    “Psssssst. Senior. Would you lika to buy a watch? Genuine Rolex. Swear to me!”

  49. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
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    “Are you my daddy? “

  50. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    God I love this woman, super gorgeous with the most amazing body ever.

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