The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.12.13

December 12th, 2013 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m going to rename ‘Old Ladies’ Faces: Why God, Why?’ just for the day, because this gallery is full of them. Brooke Shields even tried to pull hers off at the sight of the paparazzi. We’ve also got Mark Wahlberg who absolutely 100% did not strain his neck because he fell off the toilet jerking off and Mena Suvari‘s Awkward Family Christmas card.

Oh yeah, Channing Tatum‘s in here getting a steamy handy too, NBD,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    JimBB
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    Poor Sarah Jessica Parker. She can’t even get on Conan anymore.

  2. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
    Mohawk Disco
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    Maybe I should not have told the world I don’t want kids. Guys HATE dumb chicks with big tits who don’t want kids. I just know it. Russell did…

  3. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
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    goal.

  4. Juliette Lewis Derpface GMA
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    I’m here for the gangbang.

  5. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
    Josephus
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    I guess John Mayer’s puss isn’t all that’s sour.

  6. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
    JimBB
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    BILLY ZANE HAS TEAMED UP WITH THE TERRORISTS!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!

  7. Brooke Shields The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Screening
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    Yeah, I’d pull that thing off my head too.

  8. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    “Trust me Channing. You aren’t a black guy, you just act like one. Believe me, you can swim. Be one with your whiteness.”

  9. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
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    It’s probably better that he’s on a bike.

  10. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    does this woman have a front?

  11. Maria Shriver The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    Predator in drag.

  12. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
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    Oooh, they’ve got a black one too.

  13. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    First little boys and now pink caps! I’m kicking your ass right now! Take my robe.

  14. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans
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    Wow, she totally doesn’t look like the kind of girl who would leave a washed-up has-been actor for a billionaire media mogul.

  15. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
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    Is that horse still chasing me?

  16. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
    cc
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    *gasp*…a white child in London?

  17. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
    catapostrophe
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    Look at the hairline on THAT!

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    JimBB
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    Sorry baby, but you’re way too old for me. I mean, Jesus, you’re old enough for a driver’s license.

  19. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face The Hollywood Reporter Celebrates Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    A League of Their Own 2: Stilwell’s Revenge

  20. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
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    “Thank you for your service in the Boer War.”

  21. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
    Josephus
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    We can finally move on to other important matters now that the question “What would Will Smith look like in drag?” has been definitively answered.

  22. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    Seen here doing “Pope shit”. Man, did I ever laugh at that comment.

  23. Brooke Shields The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Screening
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    Speaking of desolation…

  24. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    (david) guest
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    you wait ages for one arrested development joke and…

  25. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
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    Hope his gang has a sense of humor.

  26. Prince William Kate Middleton 3D Glasses David Attenboroughs Natural History Museum Alive 3D Screening
    JimBB
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    How can a couple this young look so middle-aged?

  27. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    She’s one cough, or sneeze, from full disclosure.

  28. Joe Jackson Jermaine Jackson Velvet Jacket Cravat
    Satan's Right Hand
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    Black don’t crack! But it sure as shit melts!!

  29. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
    cc
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    You are never too old for a cum facial.

  30. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    Mohawk Disco
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    So, I was wrestling a bear with one hand while holding a bus full of children from falling off the cliff with the other. Anyway, this asshole comes over and starts shitting all over the good old U.S. of A. So I headbutt him into a coma… and that’s how I tweaked my neck.

  31. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
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    She was funny on 30 Rock

  32. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
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    Matthew contemplates why he ever got married while riding a bike to the vets office to check up on Sarah Jessica Parker.

  33. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
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    Betty White has a twin?

  34. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    cc
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    Um, why does this fuckin’ guy still get invited to shit?

  35. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    “Your grace, you really don’t have to do this.”

    “No, that motherfucker insulted my sister!”

    “But you could forgive him.”

    “Fuck that noise, I’m taking the jacket off…”

    “No, your excellency, you really shouldn’t fight!”

    “Come on asshole, LET’S DO THIS!!”

  36. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    Finest black girl….of all time!

  37. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
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    Whore Soccer Summer Games Beijing 2014

  38. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
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    I was really hoping from the thumbnail that was the iron Sheik with Billy Corgan. I would have fucked that picture so hard.

  39. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    Mohawk Disco
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    Dressing a horse like a reindeer. Isn’t that racist?

  40. Brooke Shields The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Screening
    JimBB
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    Oh god, someone please tell her it was just a movie. No one *really* died, sweetie.

  41. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Skirt Soccer Ball
    cc
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    She’s part of a ball theft ring.

  42. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
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    There are easier ways to commit suicide, Bueller.

  43. Matthew Broderick Derpface Knit Hat Citibike
    JimBB
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    How is it possible that he was actually LESS geeky in Wargames?

  44. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Launch Party
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    “Let my people go!”

    Yes, I’m calling them “my people” from here on out.

  45. Juliette Lewis Derpface GMA
    JimBB
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    I would do things to her that would make Geoffrey Lewis cancel Christmas.

  46. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    cc
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    ‘Puttin on the ritz…’

  47. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
    Mohawk Disco
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    That woman looks like someone just told a dirty sex joke she secretly liked but pretends to be shocked.

  48. Prince William Kate Middleton 3D Glasses David Attenboroughs Natural History Museum Alive 3D Screening
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    Meanwhile, somewhere in Ireland, Bono is looking all over for his sunglasses.

  49. Brooke Shields The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Screening
    cc
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    Geez, don’t let O’Reilly see that scarf or he’ll accuse her of being part of the Intifada.

  50. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    She looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock

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