The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.12.13

December 12th, 2013 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m going to rename ‘Old Ladies’ Faces: Why God, Why?’ just for the day, because this gallery is full of them. Brooke Shields even tried to pull hers off at the sight of the paparazzi. We’ve also got Mark Wahlberg who absolutely 100% did not strain his neck because he fell off the toilet jerking off and Mena Suvari‘s Awkward Family Christmas card.

Oh yeah, Channing Tatum‘s in here getting a steamy handy too, NBD,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    brick
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    Haha that’s awesome. Suck on it Liam!

  2. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    JungleRed
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    “Bitch, even I know the earth is round.”

  3. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    joe
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    Shouldn’t have stormed that cockpit.

  4. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    joe
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    Honey, that’s a pommel, not a butt-plug.

  5. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
    JungleRed
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    “Fine, I’ll change the wheel on the pope mobile myself. Here, hold my jacket.”

  6. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
    cc
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    That must be quite a handjob.

  7. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    j/k
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    You’re old enough to be my girlfriend’s mom!

  8. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    Man, being Sandra Bullock’s adopted kid does have its perks…

  9. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
    cc
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    It’s great that someone who can neither sing nor dance can become as famous as she is.

  10. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    Channing, I learned this Lindsey Lohan. Stand still…

  11. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
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    Someone looks like he got his ass kicked by a stuffed bear again.

  12. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    Gargle, swish, and spit.

  13. Katy Perry Puffing Out Cheeks Purple Hair
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    Not pictured: silver medal, Obama, leering middle aged fan base.

  14. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    Meagan, Good.

  15. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
    JungleRed
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    There’s something about Candice.

  16. Prince William Kate Middleton 3D Glasses David Attenboroughs Natural History Museum Alive 3D Screening
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    Pshhhh.. Poor pleb can’t even see in 3D without her glasses…

  17. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    JungleRed
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    Are you sure that’s not just armpit hair?

  18. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    I love chicks with a sense of humor. Frankly, they need one to put up with me.

  19. Joe Jackson Jermaine Jackson Velvet Jacket Cravat
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    Good thing it’s cold. Those 2 would melt in anything under 70 degrees…

  20. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
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    Joyous!

  21. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
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    Six years too late to be funny.

  22. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    Unless they’ve got cinder blocks tied to their ankles, this picture is a huge disappointment.

  23. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
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    “The fahk, brah? Ain’t nevah seen a wicked pissah out fah a wahk?”

  24. Salvador Sanchez Mena Suvari Cat Awkward Family Photo Christmas Card Instagram
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    Let’s play “Spot the criminal”

  25. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    MrChips
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    That horse looks miserable.

  26. Prince Charles Pinning Philanthropy Medal On Old Man
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I have to make sure you’re not wearing a wire before I discuss my ex-wife.

  27. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    Channing just saw the Japanese whaling boat approaching.

  28. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
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    “Eat some ebony shit, Glanville.”

  29. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
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    See? Not swimming.

  30. Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    George P Burdell
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    Is it true you just broke up with your boyfriend?

  31. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
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    Birds of War!!! Raaaaaaawr!

  32. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
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    Mrs. Heat Meiser.

  33. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    Not swimming.

  34. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
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    Who are two people I NEVER thought I’d see in the same picture, Alex?

  35. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
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    Nipples: “Hey, what’s up?”

    Belly button: “Not much.”

  36. Pope Francis Taking Off Jacket
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    He walked right into the kindergarten and said, “let’s do this bitches.”

  37. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
    Amy
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    this same picture was much better with Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon.

  38. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    cc
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    Tiny scarves are in this year.

  39. Boris Johnson Drunk Elizabeth Truss Playing With Children Ephraim Nursery At Peckham
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    Wait, wait… I thought it was Rob Ford that smoked crack?

  40. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kanye is going to say this picture is racist in 10 minutes.

    R Kelly is going to say something about pussy, cookies, and urine. (That has nothing to do with this pic… he’s just always talking about those 3 things.)

  41. Sherri Shepherd Derpface Horseback Riding Rockleigh Equestrian Centre
    cc
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    Shouldn’t that horse be white?

  42. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
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    Is she nursing Franklin from Arrested Development?

  43. Emmy Rossum Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Mock Instagram
    AndySlash
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    proof that franklin delano bluth got children all over town.

  44. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
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    OK, now it’s your turn to go under and suck me off

  45. Pitbull Iron Sheik Power 96 1 Jingle Ball Atlanta
    cc
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    Pittwink…Twinkbull?

  46. Candice Bergen Windswept Hair ABC Studios
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    You’d have an easier time convincing me Jesus was a white man than there being people waiting in the cold for Candice Bergen with head shots.

  47. Mark Wahlberg Neck Brace Air Jordans
    JimBB
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    Ain’t no fucking terrorists gonna be messing with downtown L.A. anytime soon!

  48. Prince William Kate Middleton 3D Glasses David Attenboroughs Natural History Museum Alive 3D Screening
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    Nile Rodgers is going to be pissed when he sees this.

  49. Meagan Good Cleavage Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues Premiere
    cc
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    God, I hate it when I get my nipple stuck in my zipper.

  50. Brooke Shields The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Screening
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    I hadn’t realized Smaug was all motion capture.

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