The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.10.15
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which might just have Jermaine Jackson’s dick in it. Who knows? You might find it right after Sara Jean Underwood and Hailee Steinfeld’s butts, because if there’s one thing I enjoy, it’s upsetting you people. There’s no reason for me to lie about that or else I’d have to pretend like I think Lena Dunham’s trollface and Adrian Grenier’s political meddling are things that deserve worldwide circulation. They’re not and I don’t, but if I ruin just one keyboard with an angry fist, it’s all worth it to me.
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