The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.1.11

December 1st, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.

Today’s Roger Sterling picture brought to you by Cialis: Your secretary won’t know what hit her,

- The Superficial

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  1. Pauly D
    your mom
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    Snookie… Finally a bitch you can fist without losing your watch.

  2. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    sexyman48
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    Val Kilmer and Axel Rose are never in the same place at the same time. Hmm…

  3. Jenna Jameson
    justagirl
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    Holy shit. My first reaction looking at this pic was to be a curious mixture of bemused and frightened that Madam Tussaud’s created a wax statue of a porn star. When I realized it was really a picture of Jenna, I was pretty stunned. She looks awful.

  4. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    lsk
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    This monkey get’s to hit that, that’s just not right

  5. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
    Misana
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    She’s got bolt-ons and reminds me of Kourtney K…who also has bolt-ons.

  6. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Misana
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    Bird’s mistook her for a nest. This was how she looked after.

  7. Gillian Anderson
    Misana
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    She doesn’t look a thing like what I remember… dang.

  8. Paula Patton Cleavage
    Misana
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    She is wearing a garbage bag…must be friends with Ke$ha

  9. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    Alex
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    Kfed finally lost some weight.

  10. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    Chuckles The Piglet
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    Jerry Lewis just lost four decade and 50 pounds.

  11. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    tito
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    it’s gotta be tough to go from a poor-man’s johnny depp to a poor-man’s vincent d’onofrio in one lifetime.

  12. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Kitty
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    i want that bikini

  13. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    CranAppleSnapple
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    “There’s nothing good about who you are or what you do.”

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage
    MisterSuccint
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    “Gramy” Nominations?
    If her husband was present, perhaps it should have been “Grimy”?

  15. Katherine Heigl Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “So THAT’S what a penis looks like? I guess I AM glad Josh made us have sex through that hole in the sheet!”

  16. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Nina
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    Forget the pink hair guys, look at her tits!

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Nina
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    Omg. Nicki Minaj is bananas. Crazy hot.

  18. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
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    “…so then I just started telling people that I was Val Kilmer and I haven’t slept at the shelter since!”

  19. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
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    “Jesus, Photo Boy, I SAID GEORGE LOPEZ.” And saying ‘they all look the same’ is NOT an excuse this time! Fool me once…”

  20. Jenna Jameson
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    You horny dudes are so fickle! You were all into her for years but the minute she stops drinking the blood of dead hookers, her nose collapses a LITTLE and her uterus starts to slide down the inside of her thigh a LITTLE. Then you’re all like “OMG she’s missing an ear!” or “EW she’s eating her toes!” Get the hell over it! No woman can be everything you want all of the time!

  21. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    Isn’t there some unwritten rule in respectable entertainment journalism that if a celebrity can’t be googled at work then they aren’t worth posting?

  22. Diddy Sling
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    “The doctor said that he COULD replace all of my bones with gold prosthetics, but not all at once. Oh, and not those tiny ones in ya ear. Can’t do those.”

  23. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    My ex wife looked like that for about 5 days.

  24. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    Cadillac Jack
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    Here’s Val!

  25. Katherine Heigl Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “pull my finger”

  26. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    Helena, we get it…. now try something new please?

  27. Gillian Anderson
    gigi
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    wow, the second this shot popped up in my head was the x-files theme song! eeeek

  28. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Danno
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    Love her. Always.

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