Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.
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- The Superficial
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Snookie… Finally a bitch you can fist without losing your watch.
Val Kilmer and Axel Rose are never in the same place at the same time. Hmm…
Holy shit. My first reaction looking at this pic was to be a curious mixture of bemused and frightened that Madam Tussaud’s created a wax statue of a porn star. When I realized it was really a picture of Jenna, I was pretty stunned. She looks awful.
This monkey get’s to hit that, that’s just not right
She’s got bolt-ons and reminds me of Kourtney K…who also has bolt-ons.
Bird’s mistook her for a nest. This was how she looked after.
She doesn’t look a thing like what I remember… dang.
She is wearing a garbage bag…must be friends with Ke$ha
Kfed finally lost some weight.
Jerry Lewis just lost four decade and 50 pounds.
it’s gotta be tough to go from a poor-man’s johnny depp to a poor-man’s vincent d’onofrio in one lifetime.
i want that bikini
“There’s nothing good about who you are or what you do.”
“Gramy” Nominations?
If her husband was present, perhaps it should have been “Grimy”?
“So THAT’S what a penis looks like? I guess I AM glad Josh made us have sex through that hole in the sheet!”
Forget the pink hair guys, look at her tits!
Omg. Nicki Minaj is bananas. Crazy hot.
“…so then I just started telling people that I was Val Kilmer and I haven’t slept at the shelter since!”
“Jesus, Photo Boy, I SAID GEORGE LOPEZ.” And saying ‘they all look the same’ is NOT an excuse this time! Fool me once…”
You horny dudes are so fickle! You were all into her for years but the minute she stops drinking the blood of dead hookers, her nose collapses a LITTLE and her uterus starts to slide down the inside of her thigh a LITTLE. Then you’re all like “OMG she’s missing an ear!” or “EW she’s eating her toes!” Get the hell over it! No woman can be everything you want all of the time!
Isn’t there some unwritten rule in respectable entertainment journalism that if a celebrity can’t be googled at work then they aren’t worth posting?
“The doctor said that he COULD replace all of my bones with gold prosthetics, but not all at once. Oh, and not those tiny ones in ya ear. Can’t do those.”
My ex wife looked like that for about 5 days.
Here’s Val!
“pull my finger”
Helena, we get it…. now try something new please?
wow, the second this shot popped up in my head was the x-files theme song! eeeek
Love her. Always.