Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.
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“These two weenies…they’re what’s left of the last two guys who made fun of me.”
‘So, yeah, funny story about these…I was sitting at home doing nothing when out of the blue David Duchovny calls and says that he’s at a salon getting his asshole bleached and that they remembered our old show, so they said they would bleach my eyes for 50% off, but only THAT DAY. And I thought, yeah, that’s a great idea. So there you go.’
That ain’t normal.
absolutely.
hahahaha! pimp, you’re so pimp. you don’t even have to say it and we know!
LOL!
Who the what now?
Jenna…how can I put this gently?…you look fucking AWFUL!
Classic “doofus” stance.
I’ve come to the conclusion that when collagen is injected into a woman’s lips, it drains up through her sinus cavities, into her eyes, and give her delusions that make her think she looks good.
All she had to do was stare in to his yellow eyes without blinking once.
I dig this chick. Looks to be way more fun than KP.
God your hard up.
“Now that’s some vintage vagina. A 1989, perhaps?”
What’s pink and will never look worn out?
Madeleine McCann’s bike.
She has got to stop MMA fighting, it’s destroying her face!
The Silver Fox has picked up a scent…
They get him to act the same as they did Mr Ed…a little peanut butter on the roof of his mouth.
Figures she would be once again presenting at the BATSHITCRAZY Awards.
Fertility goddess of the oompa loompa
I’m sure it’s True Love.
Rich Fucker.
Totally with you on that. There’s something really gross about these ultra-rich codgers hooking up with little girls. I get it, they both get what they want from the deal, but it is still gross to me,
“Michael, I don’t care if you DID just go down on your wife. I am NOT going to smell your tongue!”
This woman gives whole new meaning to “rear naked choke.”
“Diddy, I don’t really care if you hurt your arm. I am NOT going to give you a handjob!”
Are you kidding? What happened? He’s like the most beautiful guy on the planet!
shes unrecognizable now
without a dick in her mouth.
Mickey Rourke is everywhere.
We hear that Ben Affleck is up for the lead roll in the remake of “Yogi Bear.”
Damn, I sure could go for one of Eric Estrada’s wieners right now!
Nikki Minaj without the colored wig.
Kirk Douglass circa 1980 predicting the future.
“Where the hell is that waitress with the cocktails?”
lol.
“Same to you but more of it!”
“Okay, who ordered the Paris special? Who wants two weenies at once?”
“…and then Matt pulled his dick out of my ass and said, ‘How’s them apples!!!’”
Schwing!
+1
Totally :D
The Jerry Sandusky Story, starring John Slattery.
He made a shirt out of Pebbles Flinstone’s dress.
Somebody roofied Cyndi Lauper.
John Hamm minus chin.
Look! Grandma got her face did.
I have nothing funny here (as usual)…I just don’t understand that hair.
If this dude was any darker his name would be “Denzel D.”
Time crushes EVERYTHING…
He’s lost his youth but he’s gained the dead eyed glare of a super-villain.
I have no interest in who he is, but I definitely have interest in kissing her ass.
I’ve seen her naked on the internet!
“Help me daddy, I’m scared!”
See, if Rumer Willis was handsome, she’d look like this.
I think i want to have angry sex with her.
Jerry Lewis is a hot dog vendor?
He’s about two years away from being found hanging from a doorknob by his belt with a stack of porn in front of him.