The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.1.11

December 1st, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.

Today’s Roger Sterling picture brought to you by Cialis: Your secretary won’t know what hit her,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
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    “These two weenies…they’re what’s left of the last two guys who made fun of me.”

  2. Gillian Anderson
    Senor Trout
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    ‘So, yeah, funny story about these…I was sitting at home doing nothing when out of the blue David Duchovny calls and says that he’s at a salon getting his asshole bleached and that they remembered our old show, so they said they would bleach my eyes for 50% off, but only THAT DAY. And I thought, yeah, that’s a great idea. So there you go.’

  3. Pauly D
    Cock Dr
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    That ain’t normal.

  4. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    absolutely.

  5. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Who the what now?

  6. Jenna Jameson
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    Jenna…how can I put this gently?…you look fucking AWFUL!

  7. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Classic “doofus” stance.

  8. Jenna Jameson
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    I’ve come to the conclusion that when collagen is injected into a woman’s lips, it drains up through her sinus cavities, into her eyes, and give her delusions that make her think she looks good.

  9. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    All she had to do was stare in to his yellow eyes without blinking once.

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Snack pack
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    I dig this chick. Looks to be way more fun than KP.

  11. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
    journalschism
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    “Now that’s some vintage vagina. A 1989, perhaps?”

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What’s pink and will never look worn out?

    Madeleine McCann’s bike.

  13. Jenna Jameson
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    She has got to stop MMA fighting, it’s destroying her face!

  14. John Slattery Roger Sterling Mad Men
    Winnie
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    The Silver Fox has picked up a scent…

  15. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
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    They get him to act the same as they did Mr Ed…a little peanut butter on the roof of his mouth.

  16. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Buddy the Elf
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    Figures she would be once again presenting at the BATSHITCRAZY Awards.

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Fertility goddess of the oompa loompa

  18. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Buddy the Elf
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    I’m sure it’s True Love.

    Rich Fucker.

    • Snack pack

      Totally with you on that. There’s something really gross about these ultra-rich codgers hooking up with little girls. I get it, they both get what they want from the deal, but it is still gross to me,

  19. Michael Douglas
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    “Michael, I don’t care if you DID just go down on your wife. I am NOT going to smell your tongue!”

  20. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    This woman gives whole new meaning to “rear naked choke.”

  21. Diddy Sling
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    “Diddy, I don’t really care if you hurt your arm. I am NOT going to give you a handjob!”

  22. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    Andy
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    Are you kidding? What happened? He’s like the most beautiful guy on the planet!

  23. Jenna Jameson
    wut
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    shes unrecognizable now
    without a dick in her mouth.

  24. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    Contusion
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    Mickey Rourke is everywhere.

  25. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
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    We hear that Ben Affleck is up for the lead roll in the remake of “Yogi Bear.”

  26. Michael Douglas
    HC66
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    Damn, I sure could go for one of Eric Estrada’s wieners right now!

  27. Jenna Jameson
    Contusion
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    Nikki Minaj without the colored wig.

  28. Michael Douglas
    Contusion
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    Kirk Douglass circa 1980 predicting the future.

  29. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
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    “Where the hell is that waitress with the cocktails?”

  30. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    zomgbie
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    lol.

  31. Paul Rubens
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    “Same to you but more of it!”

  32. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    hbw
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    “Okay, who ordered the Paris special? Who wants two weenies at once?”

  33. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    Contusion
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    “…and then Matt pulled his dick out of my ass and said, ‘How’s them apples!!!’”

  34. John Slattery Roger Sterling Mad Men
    Anon
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    Schwing!

  35. John Slattery Roger Sterling Mad Men
    Contusion
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    The Jerry Sandusky Story, starring John Slattery.

  36. Diddy Sling
    1inPink1inStink
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    He made a shirt out of Pebbles Flinstone’s dress.

  37. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Contusion
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    Somebody roofied Cyndi Lauper.

  38. Paul Rubens
    Contusion
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    John Hamm minus chin.

  39. Gillian Anderson
    Contusion
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    Look! Grandma got her face did.

  40. Pauly D
    Contusion
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    I have nothing funny here (as usual)…I just don’t understand that hair.

  41. Pauly D
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    If this dude was any darker his name would be “Denzel D.”

  42. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    crabcake
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    Time crushes EVERYTHING…

  43. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    crabcake
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    He’s lost his youth but he’s gained the dead eyed glare of a super-villain.

  44. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
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    I have no interest in who he is, but I definitely have interest in kissing her ass.

  45. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    crabcake
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    I’ve seen her naked on the internet!

  46. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    hbw
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    “Help me daddy, I’m scared!”

  47. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
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    See, if Rumer Willis was handsome, she’d look like this.

  48. Katherine Heigl Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I think i want to have angry sex with her.

  49. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    Michael
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    Jerry Lewis is a hot dog vendor?

  50. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
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    He’s about two years away from being found hanging from a doorknob by his belt with a stack of porn in front of him.

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